As the "so-called-important meeting" was coming to an end, Celina turned to look at me and asked. "Has anything major happened in your life, biyu biyu?" And for some reason the others also decided to join in and hear about my life.
"Well nothing's really happened around me" As if I would tell about my embarrassing story, no way hose zay! "I've just been being myself" By that I mean lazy resting in my beautiful old fashioned bathtub with a head rester while I just Yaoi novels without a care in the world, and sadly contemplating my life without a boyfriend... so sad.
Celina just said okay like okay? Anywaysss I left, it was pretty boring like what the helly, I wAstEd me lIfE *sobs sobs*
I just got in my luxurious sports car since I saw my chauffeur was just waiting there for me anyways lol sooo I just fell asleep :3
Imagine if a hot hunky strong buff man that was very juicy looking let you sleep on his shoulder or lap, I don't know bout you but I'm picking lap because [censored]... okay whatever but all I can say is that its got something to do with [censored] nevermind :3
-- 45 minutes later (in that spongebob narrator voice) --
"Ahem" My chauffeur glanced at mauh from the side of his eye (read this sentence in a frenchy way). "Thanks, XOXO" I cutely said. I then proceeded to pick up all my stuff, and made sure that this time I didn't forget anything, even my loving delicious looking snacks that are super mouth watering yum yum. I waved goodbye.
I got out of the car, and went to scan in with my pop watch. I was too lazy to walk up the stairs so I chose the evaluator option.
As I arrived at the front door of my apartment. Oh wait! Did I mention that it's also a penthouse, *puts on a smug ahh face* yeahhh I'm cute like that :3
I just scanned in by using my awesome kawaii pep ZD card, don't worry my picture on my ZD card doesn't look chopped or ugly since I'm decently cute looking. Let me tell you something really cool about this part, I know I've said this a lot but we're so advanced that my apartment door opens up in a cool alienistic/cybernetic way like the door's just programmed to slide open (its optional it could open up anyway you want depending on what kind of door you get). And of course I had to pose, just kidding, I went on inside and plopped down all my stuff and my big body self onto the couch.
*sighs* It's bath time, omg wait I had to introduce my cute little fluff, roro (short for robot). So, fluff is programmed to massage me, and when I tell you that those massages' are the best ones in a life-time like bro so good even if you were a grandpa with aching joints that massage would instantly relieve it. It's just so magical. I love you, my cute little fluff! And my cute little fluff is surprisingly super duper strong, like damnnn son.
Anyways, I made my way to a spacious bathroom with my cozy old fashioned bathtub in the center of the room. And if you're wondering what color is my bathroom its like a black and pink pearled colored for the walls and pure white floors, there are also some cute DIY stars made by fluff hanging on the ceiling, and the celling's like a swirling mixed of clear pearl. I love the way my bathroom looks, I got it personalized (customized whatever you wanna call it) for a fair price of payment.
I then took off all my clothes and threw them into the basket besides the mini closet like an athlete.
I just tapped my bathtub twice and the tub just started filling up with water, there were little gray colored circles on the inside of the bath that just opened up and turned pouring out flesh clear water into the bath. It was a big bathtub and could fit 2-3 peps inside of it, which is one of the reasons why I love since its almost like the sea and I can just embrace the clear water by drinking my head under the water. Usually it takes about 38 minutes to fill up the bathtub since there's 10 little gray colored circles on each side of the inside of the bath. I like to get into the bath when its half-way filled cause I like the slippery feeling of sliding against the sides of the bath as if I were on a water park slide and the feeling of the clear water coming out the tiny circles feels ticklish and comfy. In my own humble opinion I prefer soap bars because I can make bubbles with it, how ever many times I want! :3
Today's also the day that I must wash my hair because like who would like their hairs' feeling all greasy. Yuck! I wouldn't want that for myself.
I like playing with my toy duck, Mr. Quackaliton Jr. the Third, while I take a bath. I also like chilling and relaxing with some white noise in the background. I'm in love with the sound of thunder or whenever there's a storm, it sounds so calming to me.
After taking a lovely wonderful bath and having my hair washed along with my scalp massaged by fluff. It was the best one and I didn't have to worry much about fluff malfunctioning because he has transparent protection gears placed on all his electric circuits, I picked the transparent gear since I thought it'll be easier when repairing him or updating his system. Usually I go to the robot electronics hospital for daily check-ups on him because I just wanna keep him safe since he's so cute and the way he smiles is just so heart warming. (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)♡
Now I just got out of the bathtub and dry patted my body slightly dry, I grabbed a towel and then wrapped it around my body. I also got the soap for fluff, since it's normal for a pep to wash their roro when needed, and I didn't forget to get the floaty from under the cabinet and a bathing suit along with the soap. Then I called fluff over to change his clothes into his cute bathing suit, he's like a kid size but that's not a problem since this limited edition kawaii bathing suit was in his size. After changing him, I put the floaty on him since he likes playing with it a lot when he showers or when I travel to planet Zier and I just take him there along with me.
Afterwards I tapped the bathtub once to drain the water half-way, I made sure that the bathwater was the right temperature since I didn't want to make him sad if it wasn't the right kind of temperature he liked. I turned to pick him up and placed him inside the bathtub with Mr. Quackaliton Jr. the Third and let them have their fun together. Reminds me of the first time when fluff and I, little me at 16, were playing together after I got him during a sale while I was passing by stores and happened to stop by the TAR (technological advances robot) store and saw him through the glass and decided to get him. By getting him I meant pleading with Ryuu to send me some meox (money) that was about 𔓕14,980 in total, including sale discount and sale tax. I don't think I told Ryuu what I was gonna use the meox for hehe ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎
**lecture time**
All planets have different currencies, except for planet Xieqe and planet Zier, they have the same kind of currency since they've been alliances with each other for the past 200 centuries.
Meox is the well-known currency of Xieqe, which is usually represented or symbolized through 𔓕, it's worth a lot since planet Xieqe's ranked the second richest planet in the universe which is awesome but does create some tension between planet Xieqe and planet Zier. Although it was thankfully "resolved" 256 years ago but details about it isn't public information for anyone to just casually know which is weird.
**lecture over**
The first meeting with fluff was very special to me. I'm very happy to have gotten out on that very same day, he had such a pale kawaii looking complexion it was very captivating and mesmerizing. :3
I had just now finished bathing fluff and then tapped the bathtub three times to drain all the water out. I looked at fluff, he was just cutely shaking the water off him which was so cute in my eyes ♡. I picked him up and went on to place him on the changing table that was besides the cabinet. I took off his bathing suit and wrapped him into a cute little barrito papito as I went off to grab paste colored pjs from the mini closets for him. After getting the pasted colored pjs, drying him, and then changing him into those cute paste colored pjs that I had brought like a week ago and washed. I placed him down and told him to go watch cartoons in the living room, I then cleaned up the bathroom and put everything back in their place. I went into my bedroom since I was still wearing a towel, the ones with a hoodie on it and it was the bunny one. It didn't take long until I was done changing into my pjs, it was a light paste colored one that almost matched fluff's pj.
I walked into the living room with two puffy pillows and a big blanket for me and fluff. I placed the two pillows and big blanket on the couch and then organized my stuff (aka the bag of snacks and swimming bag) into where they belonged, I left a few of my favorites snacks that I was going to eat on the mini table and put the rest of them in the kitchen cabinet, while doing that I got a snack for fluff which was candy puff for my roro, fluff. Don't forget two nice cold refreshing drinks for the both of us. I then went back to the living room and set everything up, I laid down on the comfy couch with fluff covered with the big blanket and both our heads lay on our separate puffy pillow.
We ate and drank all while watching Ralio's Adventure Party, we were up to episode 18. So fun ♡.ᐟ
