{EMY}
Very good.
Perfect, actually.
A masterpiece of horrible timing.
I finally meet Lance again, worrying about, coding until my eyes burned for, wanting to help, wanting to fix—and THIS is how it goes?
He pukes on my brand-new clothes…
And on my brand-new look…
And on my brand-new, painstakingly styled hair…
Excellent.
Fantastic.
10/10 experience.
I stared down at the mess on my lap, shock making my brain lag like a cheap internet connection.
"…Perfect," I deadpanned, voice flat. "Absolutely perfect. What a GREAT first meeting for my glow-up. Incredible. Amazing. Exactly what I wanted."
Meanwhile, Lance—mask half-off, sunglasses crooked, face paler than moonlight—slumped against the seat like a dying Victorian child.
He groaned weakly, not even aware of what he'd done.
And somehow… somehow, despite the horror, despite the smell, despite my own internal screaming…
I didn't feel angry.
Just… shattered.
