The Widow Sister looked astonished. "Why did you jump down?"
"I couldn't bear it… I wanted to die with you!" Lin Chen shouted.
Widow Sister's nose wrinkled. "You're really stupid!"
Lin Chen reached out and touched her hair. "It's so beautiful… I really miss you… die!"
"So what, we're going to die together now?!"
"I have a magic broom. Are you afraid?" Lin Chen grinned. "Do you regret not putting me to sleep?"
"I'm dizzy… how do you know?!" she asked.
"That's because I regret not putting you to sleep!" Lin Chen replied with a mischievous smile.
The Widow Sister couldn't help but notice—heroes really are all the same sometimes.
"How about we make a deal?" Lin Chen said. "If we survive, we fulfill each other's wishes."
"Okay… dying together doesn't sound too bad. You won't have to see how ugly I am anymore… but your sisters will be sad," she said, shrugging.
"That's not necessarily true!" Lin Chen suddenly scooped her onto the broom. Using his spiritual power, he steadied it in midair.
"You can fly?!" she exclaimed. "I've been tricked by you again!" She quickly took out a small notebook and jotted down: Major discovery: Stinky Taoist can fly.
Lin Chen peeked over. The Widow Sister quickly hid the notebook.
Feeling the wind on her face, she patted Lin Chen hard. "I'm not dreaming!"
"Does it hurt?" he asked, squeezing her hand.
"Really hurts!" she said, laughing.
Lin Chen sang loudly, "Oye! I have a magic broom, poor fork, poor haha, we fly on a broom!"
"You're a fool!" she shouted, laughing wildly. "Oye, I'm flying! Feixiao, haha!"
"Female lunatic, I'm afraid!" Lin Chen hugged her tightly.
The Widow Sister suddenly turned her head and whistled at him. "I can't wait—I'll eat you now!"
"That's possible!" Lin Chen said.
Suddenly, a light appeared in the air.
"Ah! Haha!" The Clown fell, laughing wildly, seemingly fearless.
The Widow Sister groaned. "This guy is truly insane!"
"He's not just crazy… he's smart too," Lin Chen muttered. "He knows Batman will save him."
Sure enough, Batman fired a grappling hook, catching the Clown mid-air. The Clown swung, laughing at Lin Chen.
"Master, I'll play with you next time… no, with Harley!"
Lin Chen was furious. This lunatic cared nothing for lives. If not for the police and Batman today, ten thousand people might have been killed!
He flicked a silver needle imbued with three flavors of fire. It struck the steel wire of the grappling hook, snapping it.
The Clown plummeted. Thanks to his chemically-enhanced body, the fifth-floor fall wouldn't kill him—but it looked serious.
Jill quickly restrained him. A message appeared:
[Ding! Host knocked the Clown into paralysis. Reward: Spiritual Charm.Spiritual Charm: Collect pure energy from powerful dead individuals and refine it into your own spiritual power.]
"I can have this! I'll become a happy corpse picker in the future!" Lin Chen exclaimed.
He flew down. Jill approached, noticing the strawberry print on his face. "Seems like you jumped off a building and survived… and still had quite an adventure."
"Just lucky," Lin Chen smiled.
"Hoo!" Jill glared at him and went to handle other matters.
Lin Chen whispered into the Widow Sister's ear. "Little cook, I forgot our promise…"
She stepped back. "I'm sorry, boss… aren't we purely an employment relationship?"
Lin Chen sighed. This woman was truly ruthless.
Harley and Poison Ivy descended, fists raised. "Master! You made us worry to death!"
Lin Chen promised there would be no next time. Once he calmed them, he even took them flying briefly for comfort.
Batman approached. "Master, looks like my equipment really needs an upgrade. It's useless against him."
"It's not your fault, brother," Lin Chen muttered. "It's mine!"
Batman nodded, then asked quietly, "Daoist… could you sell me one of your flying talismans?"
Lin Chen shook his head. "No, that's a secret Taoist technique… one of six abilities."
Batman pouted with envy.
Harley pointed to the talismans in the Widow Sister's hands. "Natalie, these are the Taoist priest's inverted symbols… you have ten of them! No wonder one fell off."
The Widow Sister froze, about to confront Lin Chen—but she slipped, landing in a one-word horse stance.
"Bastard! Stinky Taoist priest!" she yelled.
Lin Chen shook his head. "The Widow Sister, quiet for years… has finally gone berserk! Injustice!"
Meanwhile, Gordon had rescued his people, and the danger passed. Tonight, there would be no Deadman—a fortunate break in misfortune.
Lin Chen and the others went to the police station to record statements. Poison Ivy was arrested, but her actions in saving the citizens earned her a chance at amnesty. By sunrise, she was released, running straight into Lin Chen's arms.
"Master! I'm finally free!" she cried.
"You still have to stay near me for two years," Lin Chen said, hugging her.
"I'd stay forever!" Poison Ivy yelled.
"Ahem… keep it ladylike," Lin Chen reminded, running a hand through her fiery red hair.
The Widow Sister coughed. "Time to rest. I haven't slept all night."
"Right, Natalie," Lin Chen smiled. "Rest."
The Widow Sister rolled her eyes. "Don't dare—who knows if another inverted emblem will stick to me!"
"Remember our agreement?" Lin Chen warned.
"What agreement?" Harley asked curiously.
"Let's see who dies first," the Widow Sister said, sprinting off.
Elsewhere, Catwoman had prepared breakfast for everyone after receiving news of their safety.
"I'm bored… I can't go to the waves, it's miserable!" she whined, shaking Lin Chen playfully. "Daoist, can you make me a talisman? Let me go to jail… I can go out and have fun myself!"
Lin Chen shook his head. Not possible. I haven't even mastered summoning the Yellow Turban Warriors yet…
Ivy laughed knowingly. "We're all wearing electronic shackles now. We'll have company in the future."
Catwoman smiled. "We'll all be good sisters then!"
Lin Chen laughed. "They really are good sisters—getting closer every day."
Catwoman rolled her eyes. "Said like that… but I still feel the SWAT officer is twisted."
"He just wants to blow up the pot!" the Widow Sister admitted.
Lin Chen shook his head. Her expression spun like a tornado. Earlier she'd stamped a strawberry on him; now she could barely wait to beat him up again.
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