The approach to the Royal Palace was, in a word, obnoxious.
Spirals of gold twisted skyward in direct defiance of physics, bridges arced between towers at impossible angles, and light refracted from surfaces that seemed carved from concepts rather than matter. One span ahead of them looked suspiciously like solidified harp music. Another glimmered as though forged from compressed starlight stolen at knife-point.
Harry arched an eyebrow as they crossed into the final causeway, his expression carrying that perfectly calibrated blend of aristocratic disdain and begrudging admiration that could make even gods second-guess their interior decorating choices. "Well. Subtlety's clearly not in the Asgardian design vocabulary. It's like someone let Salvador Dalí loose with an unlimited budget and absolutely no adult supervision whatsoever."
Thor puffed out his chest with the enthusiasm of a golden retriever who'd just discovered tennis balls existed, his cape billowing with comic-book perfection. "Precisely! Every arch, every spire proclaims Asgard's glory to the cosmos! A city built not merely to endure, but to inspire awe in all who gaze upon its magnificence! Is it not wondrous, my friends?"
Tonks deadpanned, violet hair shifting to neon gold in what could only be described as architectural mockery, "Mate, it looks like Liberace had a threesome with a jewelry store and the aurora borealis. And then their love child ate an entire rainbow. Twice."
Volstagg bellowed with laughter, his beard practically vibrating with mirth. "Ha! The shapeshifting witchling speaks truth wrapped in jest! I shall remember this observation for decades to come!"
Hermione, however, was already cataloguing the impossible geometry with her usual brisk precision, golden eyes bright with intellectual fascination. "Compressed starlight lattices maintaining structural integrity, quantum symmetry bridges defying conventional gravitational mathematics, and—oh, yes—that tower is definitely violating at least three fundamental laws of thermodynamics while somehow generating its own temporal field. Absolutely brilliant, really. Recklessly brilliant, but brilliant nonetheless."
"Brilliantly unnecessary," Daphne added coolly, sapphire eyes narrowing with the kind of aristocratic judgment that could wither flowers at fifty paces. "The whole structure screams overcompensation with a side order of divine insecurity. Which, considering their monarch's millennia-long obsession with eternal authority and cosmic relevance, is hardly surprising."
Susan sighed with that particular brand of pragmatic exasperation she'd perfected during seven years of dealing with Harry's heroics, "Can we at least appreciate the craftsmanship before we psychoanalyze the entire Asgardian power structure? Priorities, people. We're about to meet the Allfather, not redecorate his palace."
Luna tilted her head, green eyes unfocused in that dreamy way that usually preceded either profound wisdom or complete nonsense, "It hums when you breathe at it. The palace. Did no one else notice? It's alive, in a way. Dreaming of futures it hasn't decided on yet. Some of them involve tea parties. Others involve cosmic destruction. The tea party futures are more colorful."
Sif's dark gaze flicked toward Harry, as though his interpretation of Luna's cryptic musings might matter more than anyone else's—a fact that didn't escape Daphne's razor-sharp attention or Hermione's analytical mind.
Harry raised a hand with the kind of casual authority that made even centuries-old warriors pause mid-step, halting their procession just shy of the palace's colossal gemstone gate that probably cost more than entire solar systems.
"If you'll excuse us," he said smoothly, his tone carrying that aristocratic weight that transformed polite requests into natural law, "we should present ourselves properly to your king. After all, first impressions matter. And I'd hate to be remembered as the Midgardian who showed up to divine court looking like he'd just rolled out of bed after a particularly energetic battle with interdimensional terrorists."
Thor frowned in genuine confusion, his godly brain struggling with the concept of Harry Potter being anything less than naturally magnificent. "But Harry, your garb is already most noble! Surely you require no further enhancement to your already impressive—"
He stopped as reality shivered like a struck bell.
Cloth dissolved into shadow, melting like spilled midnight across their bodies before reforming as something far, far older than kingdoms or gods. It wasn't clothing anymore. It wasn't even just armor.
It was legend given flesh and form.
Black scale plates overlaid with draconic ridges and starlight edges, fitted so perfectly they moved like living skin, breathing with their heartbeats. Horned helms curled sleek and elegant around their faces, retracting in smooth whispers to reveal their expressions while leaving behind crowns of crystallized shadow that caught light like captured dreams.
And the light—oh, the light was everything.
Harry's armor pulsed with molten orange fire, Soul Stone energy flowing through obsidian scales like volcanic glass veins carrying the heartbeat of creation itself. Each breath made the metal sing with harmonics that older civilizations might have mistaken for divine music.
Hermione blazed with living equations of golden lightning, mathematical perfection made manifest in energy that rewrote local physics with every step, her Mind Stone integration turning knowledge into power and power into art.
Daphne shimmered with fractured sapphire light that folded space around her like origami made of dimensions, flickering between positions like a cosmic mirage that suggested she might exist in several realities simultaneously—all of them equally dangerous.
Susan's crimson radiance bent the very air into other possibilities, her Reality Stone connection making the world itself seem negotiable, as though she could simply request better physics and have the universe comply out of politeness.
Tonks crackled with violet arcs that made the palace stones hum nervously, her Power Stone enhancement turning her shapeshifting into something that transcended mere physical transformation—she could become concepts, ideas, the very notion of change itself.
Luna drifted in green fire, her form layered with ghostly futures and half-remembered tomorrows, the Time Stone's influence making her seem slightly unstuck from the present moment, existing in all possibilities at once with serene, dreamy acceptance.
The effect was devastating. Regal. Terrifying. And absolutely, undeniably magnificent.
The Asgardians froze like statues commissioned to commemorate the exact moment their understanding of mortality was permanently redefined. Even Thor's perpetually expanded chest deflated slightly in something approaching religious awe.
"By the Nine Realms and all the stars between them," Sif whispered, her voice caught between reverence and the kind of disbelief usually reserved for witnessing the birth of new galaxies. "You are not merely mortals. You are... something beyond classification. Something that makes the very concept of mortality seem quaint and outdated."
Harry's molten-veined helm tilted with predatory elegance, his voice resonating with harmonics that made the palace stones tremble in what might have been fear or worship, "Death's Champions. Wielders of the Infinity Stones. Architects of solutions to problems that span galaxies and occasionally exceed the imagination of gods." His emerald eyes glittered behind the fire with the kind of confidence that could make black holes reconsider their life choices. "And occasionally, cosmic babysitters for divine princes who mistake adolescent rebellion for political strategy."
As if summoned by cosmic timing, the Chihuahua in Thor's grip yipped furiously, its tiny voice the perfect counterpoint to Harry's world-shaking pronouncement.
Thor's grin could have powered Asgard's lighting system, holding the diminutive dog at eye level with the reverence usually reserved for holy relics. "Indeed, brother mine! Behold the tangible proof of your legendary arrogance—you are now, quite literally, more bark than bite. The irony is so perfect it borders on artistic."
Volstagg wheezed with laughter, clutching his prodigious belly as though it might escape if not properly secured, "By Odin's magnificent beard and Thor's legendary appetite—I shall remember this moment until the heat death of the universe itself!"
Fandral, for perhaps the first time in his considerable existence, looked utterly and completely undone. His perfectly maintained jaw slackened, his usual debonair mask cracking like expensive porcelain. "The Infinity Stones... you wear them. As armor. Bonded to your very essence like cosmic jewelry with delusions of grandeur. Do you have any idea what that means? Any comprehension of the sheer impossibility you're casually displaying?"
"Yes," Hermione answered with crisp academic precision, golden energy dancing in geometric spirals along her plates like equations solving themselves for the pure joy of mathematical perfection, "it means we prefer practical applications over decorative storage. Infinity Stones gathering dust in vaults are rather like keeping libraries locked—aesthetically pleasing, perhaps, but functionally useless."
"Practical," Hogun intoned gravely, his eyes narrowed in the kind of respect usually reserved for forces of nature, "is not the word most civilizations would use to describe wearing cosmic authority like everyday clothing."
Harry's smirk was pure weaponized Cavill, the kind of expression that could make angels reconsider their life choices and demons apply for new career paths. "Then they lack imagination. And possibly basic problem-solving skills."
The silence that followed was so profound even the palace seemed to pause its eternal dreaming, cosmic light caught in the rhythm of six mortal heartbeats bound to infinity and absolutely comfortable with the arrangement.
At last, Harry broke the reverent quiet with a flourish, gesturing toward the gate as though the entire reality-bending reveal had been nothing more than a polite warm-up exercise. "Well then. Shall we? I believe the Allfather is waiting, and I've found that keeping kings waiting tends to bruise their egos in ways that make diplomacy significantly more complicated."
Sif exhaled slowly, her gaze sharp, calculating, and more intrigued than divine protocol probably recommended. Thor, recovering his perpetual good humor with the resilience of a cosmic golden retriever, clapped Harry so enthusiastically the scales of his armor rang like celestial bells.
"Ha! Ever bold, ever magnificently cheeky! Come then, my brother-in-arms! Let us present Death's Champions to Odin the Allfather. I suspect even he will struggle to find appropriate words for this particular development!"
"Then," Harry murmured, molten fire dancing along his helm as he strode forward with the casual confidence of someone who'd made peace with being cosmically overpowered, "this day may already count as an unqualified success."
The gates of the palace began to open with the ponderous majesty of continental drift, golden light spilling out to greet them like a sunrise forged of divine judgment and barely contained cosmic anxiety.
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The throne room of Asgard was the kind of space that made even the most seasoned architects clutch their drafting tools in existential despair and philosophers question whether "grandeur" was merely a word invented to insult every other civilization's attempts at magnificence.
The chamber soared impossibly high, its golden ceiling vanishing into shadows that might have contained whole galaxies conducting business meetings. Pillars of crystallized light jutted upward at angles that made euclidean geometry weep, bending physics like a child folding origami, yet somehow appearing both eternal and organically inevitable.
At the center, upon a throne of cosmic amber that seemed to have grown from the floor rather than been carved by any conceivable artisan, sat Odin Allfather. His presence filled the space like gravity fills a solar system—inescapable, fundamental, and absolutely non-negotiable in ways that made quarks nervous.
His one blue eye—a star encased in primordial ice, older than the oldest trees of any realm—pierced the Champions as though he could see every timeline they had ever existed in and all the ones they had yet to become, probably including several they'd rather keep private. The left socket, veiled by a shadowed patch that somehow managed to be both dignified and ominous, only added to the crushing weight of his authority, hinting at sacrifice, pain, and knowledge that would drive lesser beings to therapeutic madness.
Silver-white hair and beard cascaded like frozen waterfalls around a face carved from the concept of mountains themselves, each line a testament to eons of divine responsibility and cosmic decision-making. Gungnir rested at his side, its tip glinting with the promise of absolute judgment and the kind of certainty that made fate itself pay attention.
Beside him, Queen Frigga radiated a calm so complete it could have convinced volcanic eruptions to reschedule themselves for more convenient times. Golden braids sparkled with genuine stardust—not the metaphorical kind, but actual fragments of stellar collapse—and her eyes held the warmth of hearthfire and the penetrating sharpness of battle-forged wisdom. She was everything noble about authority made flesh, the reason heroes fought not merely for glory, but for the hope that such grace could exist in any universe.
The Champions of Death entered with precision that spoke of both formal training and combat experience, Harry leading with the natural authority of someone who'd faced down dark lords before breakfast. His wives flanked him in a formation that was ceremonial, tactical, and visually devastating all at once—a arrangement that managed to suggest both respect for protocol and readiness to revolutionize it if necessary.
Their Infinity Stone-enhanced armor cast dancing patterns across the golden walls, light bending and refracting in ways that suggested physics had been politely asked to step aside for more interesting possibilities.
A herald, whose voice possessed the remarkable quality of being rich and omnipresent without any hint of shouting—a skill that probably took centuries to perfect—announced their arrival with the kind of gravitas usually reserved for cosmic events:
"His Majesty presents... the Champions of Midgard. Lord Harry Potter and his sworn companions, wielders of cosmic authority and defenders of the innocent, bearers of solutions to problems that exceed conventional imagination."
Harry stepped forward with a bow that was a masterpiece of diplomatic calculation—a subtle tilt that acknowledged Odin's station while absolutely refusing subservience, a gesture that clearly communicated *I respect your power, Your Majesty, but I am not intimidated by it, and we both know that makes this conversation significantly more interesting*.
"Your Majesty," Harry began, his voice smooth and measured yet carrying the kind of edge that made centuries-old kings sit up straighter and reconsider their assumptions about mortal limitations, "I am Harry Potter, and these remarkable women are my wives and battle-companions. We come as representatives of Earth, allies to your son Thor, and—when circumstances demand—custodians of particularly misbehaving princes who confuse interdimensional kidnapping with acceptable conflict resolution."
Frigga's lips quirked in what might have been the barest hint of maternal amusement, though the rest of her expression remained composed, regal, and perfectly capable of managing divine family drama with the same grace she'd probably use to negotiate peace treaties.
Hermione stepped slightly forward, her golden-veined armor catching the throne room's light in patterns that looked suspiciously like mathematical equations solving themselves. "Your Majesties, we apologize for any inconvenience our arrival may have caused. Though I should note that our transportation methods, while unconventional, were necessitated by circumstances involving unauthorized portal manipulation and what can only be described as spectacularly poor judgment regarding diplomatic protocol."
Daphne's sapphire-infused armor flickered as she added with aristocratic precision, "We find that educational consequences tend to be more effective than traditional punishment, particularly when dealing with individuals who mistake melodrama for actual authority."
Tonks, practically vibrating with contained energy that made her violet-traced armor pulse like a heartbeat, grinned with the kind of cheerful irreverence that could make gods question their life choices. "Plus, we figured you'd appreciate the creative problem-solving. Traditional imprisonment seemed a bit pedestrian for someone who fancies himself a cosmic-level threat."
Susan crossed her arms, her crimson-veined armor creating subtle reality distortions that made the air around her seem somehow more possible than everywhere else. "We took a practical approach to conflict resolution. Results-oriented, you might say."
Luna tilted her head with dreamy precision, her green-fire corona making her seem slightly unstuck from the present moment. "Time suggested that traditional methods would result in seventeen different varieties of cosmic catastrophe, most of them involving excessive property damage and hurt feelings. This approach eliminates both possibilities while maintaining educational value."
Odin's one eye swept over them with the thoroughness of someone who'd spent millennia evaluating potential threats, allies, and the occasionally inexplicable phenomena that wandered through his realm claiming to be heroes. He absorbed every nuance—the way Harry's shoulders carried authority like a tailored cloak, the subtle differences in each wife's stance that spoke of individual expertise within unified purpose, the lethal elegance of their armor that suggested both fashion sense and the capacity to end conflicts with extreme prejudice.
Finally, his voice cut through the chamber like a blade forged from continental drift, low and resonant with the kind of authority that made tectonic plates reconsider their positions.
"Champions of Midgard," Odin intoned, each word weighted with the gravitas of divine judgment, "your deeds have reached these halls on wings of legend and whispers of impossibility. Your defense of your realm, your alliance with my son, and your... unique approach to conflict resolution are noted and, I confess, somewhat commendable." He leaned forward slightly, his remaining eye narrowing with the kind of scrutiny that could make black holes feel self-conscious. "Though your arrival here, via means that exceed even Asgardian understanding of dimensional mechanics, was... illuminating."
Harry allowed himself that particular half-smile that had charmed teachers, terrified dark wizards, and generally made authority figures uncertain whether they should be impressed or concerned—possibly both. "Your Majesty, we've found that surprising people tends to be more effective than following expected protocols. Particularly when those protocols involve excessive amounts of paperwork and insufficient amounts of actual problem-solving."
"Surprising," Odin repeated, his tone carrying the weight of someone who'd experienced several millennia worth of surprises and found most of them distinctly overrated. "An interesting choice of words."
Sif, standing beside Harry with the fluid grace of someone equally comfortable at state dinners or battlefield executions, added softly, "Your Majesty, I have heard Thor tell us tales of this Midgardian in action. He handles adversity with a blend of tactical brilliance, calculated audacity, and what can only be described as impeccable style under pressure. His methods are unconventional, but their effectiveness cannot be disputed."
*And the fact that he's devastatingly attractive while doing it doesn't hurt either,* she didn't add, though her expression suggested the thought had occurred to her with some frequency.
Tonks snorted under her breath, her mental voice humming with amused commentary through their bond, *And let's not forget the arrogance, love. The sheer, breathtaking audacity of waltzing into divine court wearing Infinity Stones like casual Friday attire. It's magnificent.*
Daphne's sapphire fire shimmered faintly as she leaned infinitesimally closer to Harry, her mental voice sharp with fond exasperation, *He's downright dangerous when he's being charming, and apparently Asgardian royalty is not immune to the effect. I can practically see Frigga calculating whether he's single.*
Susan's practical observation cut through the theater with surgical precision, *Let's hope your diplomatic charm doesn't trigger the Allfather's legendary temper. Because even with cosmic authority, we're still mortal enough to be vaporized by divine annoyance, and that would be an embarrassing way to end this adventure.*
Hermione's golden energy pulsed thoughtfully, *Though I have to admit, the intellectual challenge of matching wits with beings who've had millennia to perfect their rhetorical strategies is rather exhilarating. Like a debate with the universe itself.*
Luna's dreamy observation drifted through their bond like cosmic background radiation, *The future-streams are quite entertained by this conversation. Several of them are placing bets on whether Harry will say something that makes the Allfather laugh or declare war. The odds are surprisingly close.*
Harry's emerald eyes flicked to each of them in turn through their mental connection, calm and amused, *Rest assured, my loves. I can be extraordinarily diplomatic when the situation calls for it. Mostly. Usually. On good days when the coffee is adequate.*
Frigga's musical laughter, soft and melodic, echoed through the chamber like a gentle wind carrying the scent of impossible flowers. "Oh, I rather suspect you possess both diplomatic skill and the wisdom to know when to deploy it. We shall see how the Allfather judges your... distinctive approach to problem-solving."
Thor, who had been practically vibrating with barely contained enthusiasm during this exchange, finally burst forth like a golden retriever who'd been asked to sit quietly for approximately thirty seconds too long. "Father! Surely now is the perfect time to demonstrate the magnificent effectiveness of Midgardian educational justice!"
Odin's gaze shifted to his son with the kind of paternal attention that suggested both deep affection and the bone-deep exhaustion that comes from raising gods who treat cosmic responsibility like an extreme sport.
"Thor," Odin said, each syllable deliberate and weighted with the authority of eons, "you departed Midgard with your brother Loki in custody, bound for Asgardian justice and the kind of family conversation that typically requires several centuries to properly resolve. I trust his transport was... uneventful?"
Thor's grin could have provided backup power for several small solar systems, his entire being radiating the enthusiasm of someone who'd discovered the perfect punchline to a cosmic joke. "Father! Uneventful would be a gross understatement! But allow me to demonstrate the absolutely magnificent educational excellence of Midgardian justice!"
With a flourish that would have made professional showmen weep with envy, Thor held aloft the furiously yapping Chihuahua, Loki's tiny chest puffing with all the dignified outrage a four-pound canine body could muster.
Odin stared.
For exactly three seconds that seemed to stretch across all Nine Realms, the vast silence of the throne room took on the quality of cosmic anticipation, as though the universe itself was holding its breath to see how the Allfather of Asgard would process this particular development.
"Thor," Odin said slowly, his voice maintaining that carefully controlled calm that every parent masters when their children present them with inexplicable situations, "what precisely... am I looking at?"
Thor's chest expanded with pride that could have been visible from neighboring galaxies, his eyes sparkling with the joy of someone delivering the universe's best surprise. "Behold, Father! Loki, the self-proclaimed God of Mischief, rendered in perfect proportion to his actual contributions to familial harmony, diplomatic discourse, and responsible cosmic citizenship!"
The Chihuahua yipped indignantly, its tiny legs paddling frantically as though mid-battle with an invisible army of cosmic injustices, which, given the circumstances, was probably exactly what it thought was happening.
Frigga pressed her lips together with the kind of restraint that suggested she was internally debating between maternal concern and the urge to laugh until she required medical attention. Her eyes sparkled with the particular amusement that comes from watching family dynamics exceed even divine expectations of chaos.
"That," Odin said, his remaining eye narrowing to a laser-focused point of cosmic scrutiny, "is a very small, very angry... creature of a species entirely unfamiliar to Asgardian taxonomy. I find myself curious about the methodology that produced this... result."
Harry stepped forward with fluid grace, his orange-veined armor shimmering like captured sunset, every movement a masterclass in lethal elegance wrapped in impeccable manners. "Your Majesty, your younger son attempted what I can only describe as an ungentlemanly approach to conflict resolution—specifically, interdimensional abduction with intent to commit unspecified mischief. As this represented poor form, questionable judgment, and a fundamental misunderstanding of acceptable social behavior, I administered corrective measures in accordance with what I've termed 'educational consequences.'"
"Educational consequences," Odin repeated, his tone carrying the particular inflection that suggested he was processing information that exceeded even his considerable experience with cosmic absurdities. "Elaborate, if you would."
Harry inclined his head with the perfect courtesy of someone explaining advanced mathematics to interested students, "Indeed, Your Majesty. By temporarily adjusting the subject's physical proportions to reflect the actual scope of his threat level, one achieves several objectives simultaneously: enhanced clarity regarding personal limitations, encouragement of more responsible behavior patterns, and—perhaps most importantly—the discouragement of overly dramatic responses to routine social situations." His smile could have charmed fallen angels into community service. "Effectiveness: exceptional. Elegance: unmatched. Reversibility: assured, pending genuine behavioral adjustment and what my lovely wife Hermione would term 'measurable improvements in decision-making protocols.'"
Hermione stepped forward with academic precision, her golden armor pulsing with equations that looked like they were solving cosmic problems for entertainment. "The transformation maintains full cognitive function while imposing physical limitations that make antisocial behavior significantly more challenging to execute. It's rather like giving someone a mandatory perspective adjustment course, but with more yapping."
The Chihuahua barked again, each squeaky protest echoing through Asgard's golden hall like a formal complaint filed with the universe's customer service department.
Daphne added with aristocratic precision that could cut diamond, "We found that traditional imprisonment tends to reinforce martyr complexes in individuals with delusions of grandeur. This approach eliminates the romance of suffering while maintaining educational value."
Tonks grinned with the cheerful irreverence of someone who'd discovered the perfect solution to cosmic-level annoying relatives, "Plus, it's bloody hilarious. Which is important for morale when dealing with interdimensional kidnapping attempts."
Susan crossed her arms with pragmatic satisfaction, "And it's completely reversible, unlike most of the alternatives we considered. Some of which involved significantly more permanent solutions to the problem of Loki."
Luna tilted her head with dreamy wisdom, "The time-streams were quite clear that this approach would result in the optimal combination of education, humiliation, and character development. Though they were a bit vague about whether the character development would be his or ours."
Frigga's laughter, soft and melodic, filtered through the throne room like starlight made audible. "Remarkably appropriate, I must say. I confess, there have been many centuries when I wished for a similarly reversible method to address Loki's... persistent proclivities toward cosmic mischief and interdimensional incident creation."
Thor, practically glowing with pride, lifted his tiny brother again with exaggerated reverence. "Behold, Father! The legendary silver tongue now produces sounds that match the actual impact of his contributions to family gatherings! Justice has achieved poetic perfection!"
Harry gave a graceful bow that somehow managed to convey both respect and the subtle suggestion that he was entirely comfortable with having revolutionized divine justice, "Naturally, Your Majesty. The duration of the effect is entirely correlated to sincerity in future social conduct and the demonstrated willingness to acknowledge prior lapses in judgment. Think of it as motivation toward personal growth."
Volstagg, who had been struggling to contain his amusement since the reveal, finally burst into booming laughter that echoed through the chamber like thunder with a sense of humor. "By the gods! The small dog-prince speaks with the voice of consequence! I have witnessed many forms of justice in my considerable years, but never one so perfectly calibrated to the crime!"
Fandral, still looking like someone had rearranged his understanding of reality with a sledgehammer, managed to find his voice. "The precision of the punishment... it's almost artistic. Poetic justice made literal."
Sif nodded with the appreciation of a warrior recognizing superior tactics, "Effective, reversible, and appropriately humbling. I find myself impressed by Midgardian creativity in conflict resolution."
*This is why he's the 'danger wrapped in charm and tied with a bow made of pure sass' package,* Tonks observed through their mental link, her amusement practically visible in the violet lightning dancing along her armor. *I could watch him verbally maneuver around divine authority all day. It's like performance art, but with cosmic consequences.*
*I think the Allfather is experiencing the novel sensation of being simultaneously outmaneuvered and entertained,* Daphne noted, her sapphire fire flickering with aristocratic amusement. *It's probably been centuries since anyone managed to surprise him this thoroughly.*
*Note for future reference,* Susan added with practical precision, *if Harry gets any more charming while explaining cosmic justice to divine monarchs, we may need to prepare for the possibility that the Allfather will either adopt us or declare us too dangerous to exist. Keep monitoring his expression for signs of either outcome.*
*The mathematical elegance of the solution is actually quite beautiful,* Hermione observed, her golden energy tracing complex equations in the air. *Perfect correlation between consequence and behavior, with built-in incentives for improvement. It's like behavioral psychology made manifest through cosmic authority.*
*The future-streams are practically applauding,* Luna drifted through their connection. *Several timelines have requested encore performances. Though I'm not sure Loki would appreciate being the star of a cosmic comedy tour.*
Odin leaned back in his cosmic amber throne, his expression cycling through what appeared to be several millennia worth of parental emotions in rapid succession—exasperation, amusement, pride, concern, and what might have been grudging respect for innovative problem-solving.
He pinched the bridge of his nose in a gesture that compressed eons of divine parenting fatigue into a single, perfectly timed motion that somehow managed to be both majestic and utterly relatable. The entire chamber seemed to collectively exhale in sympathetic understanding.
"Magnificent," Odin finally said, his voice slow and deliberate, carrying the weight of someone who'd just watched the universe develop a sense of humor at his expense. "Absolutely... magnificent. Thor, you have managed to exceed even your own considerable flair for dramatic problem-solving and cosmic-scale family therapy."
Harry stepped forward just enough to let the molten energy of his Soul Stone integration catch the throne room's golden light, creating patterns that looked like captured auroras dancing across obsidian scales. His smirk was pure weaponized elegance. "I do aim to maintain the highest possible standards, Your Majesty. After all, cosmic babysitting requires both impeccable style and ruthless efficiency. One simply cannot compromise on either quality when dealing with gods who mistake tantrum-throwing for political strategy."
Frigga's musical laughter rang through the chamber again, carrying notes of genuine delight and what sounded suspiciously like maternal approval. Even Odin allowed the barest tilt of his head, as if conceding that Earth's Champions—particularly Harry Potter—had successfully redefined his understanding of interdimensional discipline, family dynamics, and the creative applications of cosmic justice.
The small Chihuahua yipped once more, tiny and indignant, a perfect punctuation mark to the most unusual diplomatic presentation in Asgard's considerable history.
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