Later as the sun was beginning to set on the horizon, a man clad in a white blanket and a girl that looked like a boy with a mask around her face, patrolled the roofs of the town.
I'll never forgive you what for what you just made me do.
Whatever now let's get this show started.
Better watch and learn from the boss then mister assistant.
Assistant? You know what, I don't care, there's our first target.
And so, the chivalrous theft duo jumped down just behind the adventurer walking the alleyway.
Kya!
[Deep voice] Blanket Hood is here for your money bitch.
And to the next victim.
GYAAAAA is tearing my crotch is tearing! [Suffering a wedgie, coins spilling out of his pockets]
And even more targets.
Stop it dammit! I worked hard for this money.
[Deep voice] Nonsense! [Poses dramatically]
Folly's! [Poses dramatically]
Weg dies, punches, binds, blanket asphyxiation. The brutality didn't stop no matter what and the whole city went on bandit alarm.
Oh, so you finally come for me, very well. Let this be a day to remember. [Enthusiasm]
[Deep voice, walks away] Nah your cool, keep the money.
Eh? W-wait for me assistant!
The streak of robbery kept hitting the city like a fat man in a golden corral, the guards being driven insane from all the reports of a couple muggers robing every adventurer who dare walk an alleyway. The reports included a man in dark clothing wrapped in a white blanket and a boy with silver hair that would appear suddenly behind their victims backs and steal all their hard-earned money before vanishing whiteout trace on the first corner they could find. The hospital began to overload from all the beat-up adventurers that dared fight back the muggers, meanwhile in the roofs of Axel.
This is amazing! I never thought I could make so much money mugging. The nuns at the orphanage will be so happy.
This is but a drop in the bucket of what they really own me. And you, you do realize the rightful owner of that money is me, right? And you want to hand it over for charity.
Hmmp! [Pouts] This is the fee for my professional services.
I am pretty sure I didn't need you to begin with, and what services when you keep calling yourself the boss of this operation? [Looks attentively at the streets below]
You had been looking out for a while now. Who are you hoping to find?
Just a particular one that's long overdue for a beating. He should have taken notice of the commotion and begin to move by now. Oh, there he is, I found him.
But that guy is the only one who really knows your identity, you should avoid him at all costs.
Nobody disrespects me and gets away with it. He's about to learn the hard way. Let's go.
The duo ran through the roof and dropped in a deserted alleyway right behind a man clad in expensive clothes and his two bodyguards.
We meet again rotten tomato, or should I call you Blanket Hood. I was beginning to think you had chickened out. [Villainous tone]
[Deep voice] I know not what you mean of shirtless piñata. I'm here for your money (kicking your ass) and nothing else.
I see you brought an accomplice this time. I was expecting your girl, but it seems you corrupted the mind of a young boy too.
Chris: Who are you calling a boy!?
Docent's matter, I brought help too. Enjoy the might of two pro adventurers in the teen levels.
At the signal of Shirt Pecs the two adventurers drew their weapons, an axe and a rapier. They began to close in on Crim, who stood forward to protect Chris. The man with the rapier threw a series of continues trusts at Crim but he began to dodge as he walked back. A slash came for his foot and Crim raised his leg stomping the rapier on the ground, the expert adventurer quickly took out a dagger from under his coat to gut Crim.
[[Steal]]
A blinding light took over the vision of everyone, but Crim who was facing back the light, and the dagger went to Chris outstretched hand. Crim closed his fist and let down a heavy punch which pounds the adventurer head so hard it bounced on the ground. The man with the axe took the opening and jumped forward with a vertical cut down from the axe. Crim wrapped his right on the blanket and blocked the axe with the chain hiding under it. The adventurer stood surprised to see the mugger arm had taken the full strength of his attack and still remained connected to the body, much more not even blood gushing. Crim swatted the axe away and let his left uppercut the chin of the axe adventurer. His head shakes, stunned from the blow and his nose found a strong right that sent him KO on the spot.
As brutal as ever I see.
[Deep voice, cracks knuckles] Your turn has come money piñata.
AAHAHAHAHA you probably expected something like this if my level remained at eleven like I mentioned this afternoon. But the truth is I lied to have you take on the challenge. I'd spent the entire night and day since we last met pigging up on the best of the best ingredients money could buy, and my real level is now 21. [Takes golden brass knuckles out of pockets and wears them in his hands]
This is bad assistant, level 15 is already superhuman by this world standards. You stand no chance against him as you are right now. We must retreat.
And remember rotten tomato. If I see your chain, then I'll have absolutely no reason to doubt your identity, and I will run straight for the guards. [Villainous]
[Deep voice] Heh, so a real adversary at last. Come piñata. [Sinister]
Assistant!
The men squared against each other's ignoring the girl cry. The blow exchange resulted in Crim lading a left punch on Shirt Pecs abdomen, which the later toughed trough and let a gigantic left gold knuckle fly at Crim head. Crim brought his right to block and the blow hit so hard he was sent flying against the walls of the alley.
Assistants stop this instant before you ruin everything! You have a mission; you can't afford to get captured here!
[Deep voice] You don't get it boss. This is a man's mission, to put this meat mountain in where he belongs.
I'm pretty sure I felt something negating the blunt force of my punch in your right. But I'll pretend it wasn't you light breeze chain so we can keep having fun. [Villainous]
The men went at it again, Crim sent a punch for his opponent face, and it clashed in the golden knuckle. As Shirt Pecs punch was heavier and bulldozed trough Crim owns. The knuckles under the hard leather glove that Wiz provided began to swell up and blood fills the glove from the inside. Shirt Pecs lets a strong right but Crim crouches and the punch crushes the wall behind. Crim jumps up with his good left and delivers an uppercut to Shirt Pecs jaw, before rotating his body and hitting his face with a roundhouse kick. The momentum sends Shirt Pecs sliding back as coins begin to spill from his pockets. Crim grips his wounded right hand.
[Deep voice] Good piñata, now clink for me. [Mockery tone]
Shirt Pecs stood tall and wiped the blood from his mouth. He began to crack his neck and towered over the image of Blanket Hood.
I never gave you credit enough. A tenth level difference between adventurer's means a whole nether level that nobody should be able to fight back. Yet here you are, loveless and holding out still against a twenty-level gap. I'd like to congratulate you, for merely fighting back that is.
Assistant! He's clearly mocking you, don't fall for his scheme. It's clear that you can't take him on right now. Let's get out while we still can.
[Deep voice] Getting really cocky for a guy who just finally managed to fight back. This once that is.
Crim ripped the blanket that covered to his knees like a cape. Revealing black pants wearing brown knee-high boots and a long sleeve black shirt that ended on gloves covering his hands. He wrapped the parts he ripped around his arms to protect himself from the damage of the golden brass knuckles.
Oh, so you and I have fought before. Did you mean just yesterday or the other times too?
[Deep voice] I meant yesterday and nothing more. [Boxing stance]
The men jumped at each other's once again. This time Shirt Pecs let a barrage of fast punches, which Crim blocked with all his might.
[[Steal]] [[Steal]] [[Steal]] [[Steal]] [pockets money, pocket's money, pocket's money, pockets even more money] What's up with this guy he's super loaded!
Cried Chris as she tried to create a distraction and ended up distracted herself by gold fever. Shirt Pecs took notice of her interference and cut the barrage on Crim short so he could go deal with Chris. He towered over the petite girl he was rushing over.
[[Bind]]
A white light encompasses Shirt Pecs body, and he breaks out of the bind rope.
It's no use kid; these clothes are both expensive and enchanted against low and mid-tier debuffs. [Fist bears down on Chris] GUHUGH!
A dragon kick hits the dorsal spine of Shirt Pecs, the sound of something cracking is heard, and he drops to his knee in pain, coins begin to clink clank on the ground. Shirt Pecs loses sight of Chris as he turns around to see Crim.
[Deep voice] I'm right here love. [Provoking tone]
AHAHAHAHAHA of course you are. [Adjust hat, green light encompasses his body]
Hey that's cheating, you just used healing magic!
Bwuahahahaha yes boy, yes, I did. This topnotch hat carries two charges of heal, these pants one charge of dispel, these moccasins a twenty second speed buff to catch escaping criminals or outrun them if necessary, and this overcoat is just the fanciest isn't' she? Whiteout your chain your fate was sealed the moment you showed up here rotten tomato. Now use your chain and become a wanted criminal or keep struggling to fight your way out of this bwuahahahahaha!
[Deep voice] BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just love the way you drop coins wherever you get hit, it is so damn satisfying I could do this all day, piñata. [Provoking]
It seems you haven't had a real taste of the pain just yet. I'LL CRUSH YOU UNDER MY BEAR HANDS!
Crim and Shirt Pecs squared up again and let out a frenzy barrage of punches screaming at each other's.
[Deep voice] MONEY-MONEY-MONEY-MONEY-MONEY-MONEY-MONEY-MONEY-MONEY-MONEY-MONEY-MONEY-MONEYYYYY! [Punches barrage, heavy finisher punch]
SHIRTLESS-SHIRTLESS-SHIRTLESS-SHIRTLESS-SHIRTLESS-SHIRTLESS-SHIRTLESS-SHIRTLESS-SHIRTLESS-SHIRTLEEEEEEEEESSSSS! [Punch barrage, heavy finisher punch]
The brutal exchange made the white blanket of Crim arms began to soil red in blood. The finisher punch sent Crim flying to the trash bins and Shirt Pecs sliding backwards holding his ribcage. Shirt Pecs recovered quick and brought his hands together like a hammer and tried to crush a stunt Crim. But Crim jumped out at the last second lowering and rotating his body, before delivering a canon spike kick to Shirt Pecs jaw followed by a flying kick served on the momentum of the canon spike hike. Dozens upon dozens of coins hit the floor and Shirt Pecs fell flat KO.
You won yay! [Picks coins off the ground]
[Coughs blood, deep voice] Of course I did.
The duo began to celebrate as Chris was diligently picking all the money off the ground and Crim was catching his breath. His hands went numb, his chest hurt like he had several broken ribs, his left eye went purple and his equilibrium was off. He felt like fainting at any moment now.
This isn't over yet. [Struggles to stand up, adjust hat and receives healing surge]
Kya! He's getting up again.
I'll get up as many times as it takes! I'll show you what I'm made off you shitting tomato!
[Ditzy, deep voice] Well, well, well, there where guts inside this piñata. [Boxing stance, still ditzy]
Assistant stop! You're not really planning to keep going like this are you?
Just as the situation seemed dire for our chivalrous thief's, it got even worse.
Its right here lady archpriest. The bad guys are picking on the rich dandy right here.
Enter the blue haired goddess wearing a black v neck t shirt big enough to reach hallway to her thigh's.
I see, so those are the evildoers terrorizing the town. Brace yourself villains! I lady Aqua the beautiful archpriest will hand you over to justice!
MOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!
Eeek! Don't startle me like that you evildoer! If I wasn't a beautiful archpriest I could have wetted myself just now!
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIUS! So your girlfriend doesn't know you're doing this. Hey girly, lets kick that ridiculous blanket tard ass straight to jail together.
On it strange shirtless dude I never seen before. [[Strength]] [[Defense]] [[Speed]] [[Magic]] [[Blessing]] [[Strength]] [[Defense]] [[Speed]] [[Magic]] [[Blessing]] I must go all out and prove what a good and competent girl I can be or that hentai leech will have my ass. [[Nature Beauty]] [[Strength]] [[Defense]] …. [Spam train of buffing stacks on her and Shirt Pecs]
I'll KILL HER! I'll FUCKING KILL HER THIS INSTANT!
Forget my senior assistant; we really don't stand a chance right now. Let run for it.
Crim voice was cracking so much in anger that he didn't even needed to mask his voice with a deeper tone. He and Chris turned tail and began to run for the closest corner.
I won't let you!
Yeah, get back here!
Under the speed buff stack, Aqua and Shirt Pecs vanished from the spot and appeared right around the corner before Crim could take the chain out.
EAT MY GOLDEN FIST!
[[God Blow]]
They both went after Crim despite Chris still being a potential target. Crim managed to dodge by a hair and both their fists went over him and destroyed the wall behind it completely. Causing half of the two-store building to shatter and began to slowly collapse to the ground with dust rising high like in an over-the-top superhero movie.
Assistant come here. [[Lurk]]
I won't let you! [[Sacred Spell Break]]
WRYYYYYYYYY!?
Cried Crim after seeing Aqua successfully do something right by herself. The mist working with Lurk to grant our chivalrous thief the strategy advantage dissipated under the golden light that negated the Lurk skill and cleared the dust by sheer wind force. The thief's where spotted and Crim tried to shield Chris in his embrace.
[Cracks knuckles] Rue the day you crossed paths with this beautiful archpriest.
Your time is up rotten tomato-UGHR!
A huge chunk of the wall from the collapsing building fell on top of Shirt Pecs and he stood firm holding the weight with his arms.
Shirtless dandies hold up. [[Strength]] [[Strength]] Strength]] [[Strength]] [[Strength]] ….. [Chu chu]
Assistant is now or never, lets run away.
Chris dragged Crim to the corner leading to a different alleyway.
HOOOOOOORAAAAAA! [Throws off the huge chunk of wall] Thanks girly, let's get them! [Vanishes]
Yeah! [Vanishes]
Shirt Pecs and Aqua moved at speeds the eye couldn't see and followed inside the alley where the thief's had gone, but once they turned the corner.
They, their gone?
Noooooooo! [Covers butt] If the leech finds out I let two criminals escape he will lash me for sure. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DAMN YOU ROTTEN TOMATO!