"So, you mean, yesterday afternoon a girl suddenly gave you these, and then ran off with a red face?"
"Mhm! Although it's strange, that's what happened..."
"Ew—who would believe that!"
With a face full of disdain, Aina Yoshiwara looked at the envelope on the table stained with pink lipstick, her eyes conveying the contempt of How could you stoop so low?
Coming up with a terrible excuse like receiving a love letter from a strange blonde high school beautiful girl, is this guy Yu trying to use a mental issue to avoid legal sanctions or what!
"No! Believe me, the girl ran over and said she wanted to thank me, and I just accepted it, I really didn't do anything else!"
"Yoshi, go tell that to the devil down below!"
"Yu, do you want to be buried in the ground or thrown into the sea, as your best friends, we believe you have the right to choose!"
Pulling out a shovel and cement one on the left and one on the right, the anger contained in Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura's twisted smiles was enough to burn all the way back to Izu.
He said he was tutoring a high school boy in French, but his real purpose was to use his position to hook up with a high school beautiful girl?
Hajiyū, you jerk, just cut off your little brother, and be reincarnated as a beautiful girl next lifetime to provide some fun for your buddies!
"Wait! I really don't know anything!"
"Shut up, you guy! You brought it out deliberately just to make us jealous, didn't you!"
"Just clench your teeth obediently, if the first scoop doesn't knock out all your teeth, there's a second scoop, you know!"
Damn it! These jerks are impossible to communicate with!
Seeing the situation was bad, and Senpai Tokita and Senpai Kotobuki were both maintaining a laissez-faire attitude of newcomers' issues should be solved by the newcomers themselves, Miyazawa Yu gritted his teeth, directly grabbed his zipper, and prepared to take off his clothes.
He was truly wronged this time! Using a little force wouldn't be excessive, right!
However, just a second before he was about to transform, fair arms wrapped around him from behind, the heavy weight pressing on his shoulder.
"Yū-chan was handed a love letter, why don't you open it and take a look?"
"Eh—Nanaka-san."
"Hmm?"
With absolutely no highlight left in her eyes, Nanaka Kotegawa gently held Miyazawa Yu's head, and commanded in an empty tone: "Azusa, help Yū open the letter."
"Understood!"
Dramatically saluting, Azusa Hamaoka laughed so much her mouth turned into a cat's mouth, looking at the chaotic scene below. Ultimately, she didn't believe Yu would do such a thing.
After all, his interest was in "older" sisters, something she had tested long ago.
Wearing the same swimsuit, this little pervert's frequency of looking at her was slightly lower than Nanaka but far higher than Chisa.
Even girls his own age couldn't pique his interest, and coupled with having his standards raised by herself and Nanaka, there was no way he would go after a high school girl.
Of course, Nanaka Kotegawa didn't understand these reasons; in her pure mind, she only knew that Yu had just confessed his feelings to her, and less than two days later, he received a love letter from someone else.
It was only reasonable for her emotions to be slightly out of control, right!
"Hmm... let me see, oh! Oh oh oh! What a treasure!"
"Nani! Could it be a used bra! That's how it's designed in Galgames!"
"No, Kohei, with such a flat envelope..."
His eyes stern, Iori Kitahara touched his brow and said heartbreakingly with a trembling voice: "It's probably, panties, right, dammit! Fire execution! It must be fire execution!"
"That's right! We can't let this guy die too quickly!"
"Hey! You guys stop fanning the flames!"
Puffs of hot air were exhaled onto his cheeks, Miyazawa Yu slightly tilted his head and looked fearfully at Nanaka-san, whose eyes were completely black, with only two red dots constantly flashing, and his blood instantly ran cold.
After all, he had only been gone for two days, and he hadn't even shown his face outside, this was clearly a misunderstanding, or outright a prank!
Dying at Nanaka-san's hands over such a small matter, no one would be satisfied with this kind of terrible ending!!!
"Wait a minute! At least let me know what's in the envelope! If it's panties, I'll accept my fate!"
"Hmm? What panties?"
With a playful little expression on her face, Azusa Hamaoka held a stack of small pieces of paper between her fingers, smiling as she turned to look at Miyazawa Yu, who was about to be obliterated by the three of them.
"It looks like she sent diving experience tickets, from that particularly famous place around Tokyo Bay!"
"What! Azusa-senpai, are you talking about that expensive diving experience shop that we absolutely can't afford?"
Chisa Kotegawa, who only intended to watch from the side, slightly twitched her ears when she heard the word "diving," and little stars instantly flashed in her eyes.
She crouched down by Azusa Hamaoka lap like a puppy, cutely reaching out and frantically tugging at the former, her longing little eyes melting Azusa Hamaoka heart.
"Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi!"
Waving the tickets to attract attention, she quietly reached out her hand and gently tickled Chisa chin, as if playing with a pet.
"...Completely played like a fiddle."
"Chisa will be mortified to death when she snaps out of it, hey! The Cakey is going to die!"
"I can't take it anymore..."
Drooling at the corner of her mouth, Aina Yoshiwara had never seen Chisa so cute.
Even if Kohei and Iori were right, and she might really be killed if she tried to touch her, she would die without regret!
"Yoshi! Yoshi!"
"He actually touched her, Senpai Kotobuki, let's prepare to recruit new members."
"That's too much to say, you guys should at least save them!"
Abandoning their teammates so easily, Ryujiro Kotobuki and Shinji Tokita sternly condemned them, these are not the qualities a diver should have!
"Then, Senpai's go..."
Speechlessly looking at the righteously indignant senpais, Iori Kitahara pointed his beady eyes towards Chisa, who was already held in Nanaka-san's arms, enjoying a facial-cleansing-like affection.
As beautiful as the scene is now, the subsequent explosion of Chisa fury will be just as violent.
It would be excellent if the senpais were willing to split the firepower!
"Well, one thing at a time!"
"Newcomers' issues must be resolved by the newcomers themselves, we remnants of the old era won't interfere!"
"Saying that righteously just means you don't want to offend Chisa, doesn't it!"
Muttering secretly, Kohei Imamura suddenly noticed something amiss. If the one currently holding Chisa was Nanaka-san, then Miyazawa Yu...
Stiffly turning his head, Kohei saw the terrifying existence that had completely blackened eyes!
...
"So, we still don't know why the person sent this kind of thing, after all, she was a girl I've never met, so there's no help for it..."
Ten minutes later, sitting atop the clumped-up Iori and Kohei, Miyazawa Yu raised his head, slightly weathered, looking at the tickets tightly held in Chisa arms.
"So, how do we deal with these things?"
"Hah—!"
Like a kitten hissing, Chisa had now unlocked her Spinosaurus form, if Yu dared to reach out and snatch the experience tickets, he shouldn't blame her for scratching him!
"Hmm... In short, there are exactly nine experience tickets here, no more, no less, so we can rule out the case of the sender making a mistake~"
Lying on the sofa enjoying Nanaka lap pillow, Azusa Hamaoka held up one finger, then a second one—
"Secondly, the person investigated us, after all, this is their home turf, that's normal!"
"Oh oh! So?"
"That's it, we don't know anything else~"
His slightly expectant expression instantly crumpled, Miyazawa Yu looked at Azusa-senpai, who was lounging in Nanaka-san's arms, his eyes like those looking at a useless maggot.
She said so much, yet not a single sentence was helpful, is this girl playing a joke on me or what?
Moreover, that surprised cry of hers was also suspicious, is Azusa-senpai trying to start a war again?
Thinking this, his eyes sharpened, and he instantly squeezed in between the two senpais, giving the enemy no opportunity to strike!
"Hmm? Yu, what's wrong?"
"Nothing, it's just safer here!"
"Is that so? By the way, was there only this stuff in the envelope? Usually, even if someone sends a gift, wouldn't they include a notification letter or something?"
Probably not, since she was a stranger girl, maybe it was just simple admiration...
Miyazawa Yu didn't hold much hope for Senpai Kotobuki's suggestion, yet at this moment, he accidentally met Azusa Hamaoka gaze, and the latter immediately turned her head away guiltily and started whistling.
"...Azusa-senpai?"
"Mm."
"Was there anything else inside?"
"Was there?"
Playing dumb, Azusa Hamaoka saw she couldn't hide it any longer and pretended to have just discovered it, taking out the remaining item in the envelope.
"Ara, I actually didn't notice, Ehehe~"
"What does 'Ehehe' mean! Don't shirk responsibility, Azusa-senpai, I was almost killed, you know!"
Miyazawa Yu furiously clapped Iori and stood up, conspiracy! This was clearly a conspiracy, Azusa Hamaoka has ill intentions toward me!
And she even tried to cover it up, does she really think I'm an idiot!
"Ugh... do you want a lap pillow?"
"..."
Glancing at Azusa-senpai's fair legs, Miyazawa Yu frowned deeply: "Yes!"
He was completely fooled!!!