"Moku! Kairen!"
Tsunade's anger flared in an instant — not even her ex, Kato Dan, had ever been this brazen.
How dare this brat flirt with her? Didn't he fear she might beat him to death?
Kairen really didn't fear death. Tsunade threw a back elbow, charging it with her monstrous strength.
Kairen didn't dodge at all, he let that tremendous force strike his head.
"Ding!"
"You were killed by shadow-ranked ninja Tsunade using monstrous strength. Experience +480!"
Just like that — constantly courting death in front of Tsunade, enjoying it and reaping rewards at the same time. How delightful!
Kairen was pulverized into a burst of smoke, only to reform in an instant.
Tsunade stared at the unscathed Kairen and let out a breath of relief, she still wasn't used to a ninja whose physical attacks were ineffective.
"Tsunade, I'm back again!"
A red line zipped across; Tsunade suddenly felt a small mouth pressing a kiss to her cheek — Kairen had taken the chance to peck her.
"You little brat!" Tsunade snapped, her fist flying like a gale.
"Ding!"
"You were killed by Tsunade using monstrous strength. Experience +460!"
Kairen was blown into smoke again, reformed in a flash, opened the Three Gates and, bolstered by Nine-Tails chakra, used Body Flicker instantly.
This time Tsunade's reflexes were at their peak, she was hyper-aware of her surroundings — she wouldn't let this little rascal take advantage of her again.
"Fire Release: Great Dragon Fire Technique!" A massive dragon-shaped burst of flame erupted beneath Tsunade, she braced and leapt aside.
When she dodged in midair, her defense was at its lowest. Kairen Body Flickered and threw himself straight at Tsunade, embracing her.
So fragrant, truly fragrant!
One day I, Moku Kairen, will suffocate from being in here!
"You brat!!"
Tsunade's fury spiked, she flung Kairen away so suddenly he fell like a female tyrannosaur descending from the sky.
"Heaven-Piercing Kick!"
"Boom! Boom! Boom—"
One kick drove the ground down three feet; the forest erupted in roaring dust and shockwaves.
Kairen had nothing to say — this time both his dignity and chastity were smashed to pieces, turning into a puff of smoke.
"Ding!"
"You were killed by Kage-ranked ninja Tsunade using monstrous strength. Experience +440!"
...
"Tsunade, you're so soft here!"
"You little! Rascally! Brat!"
"Ding!"
"You were killed by Kage-ranked ninja Tsunade using monstrous strength. Experience +400!"
"Eh! This spot's nice, too—so fragrant!"
"Moku! Kairen!"
"Ding!"
"You were killed by Kage-ranked ninja Tsunade using monstrous strength. Experience +350!"
"Tsunade, you're wearing black — do you like black?"
"Arghhh..." Tsunade roared angrily to the heavens.
"Ding!"
"You were killed by Kage-ranked ninja Tsunade using monstrous strength. Experience +300!"
"Tsunade… you!"
"Arghhh… I'm going crazy, I'll kill you! I'll kill you!"
"Ding!"
"You were killed by Tsunade using monstrous strength. Experience +280!"
"Tsunade, hey! I haven't even touched you yet?"
"I! Will! Kill! You! You! Little! Brat!!"
"Boom! Boom! Boom—"
Her monstrous force struck like a falling meteor, causing mountain cracks and the earth to split.
The beasts in the forest scattered, fleeing to avoid Tsunade's rampage.
"Wha… what's happening?"
Yūhi Kurenai had been kept awake by the noise; she crawled out of her tent, rubbed her bleary eyes, and instantly saw the wreckage in the forest.
Ancient trees lay toppled, the air thick with dust and smoke, as if meteorites had struck.
"…What… what is this?!"
From afar.
"Moku Kairen, stop right there — I will kill you!"
"Tsunade, can't you use any other ninjutsu? Always using monstrous strength to kill me! And besides, your scent back there was salty and savory, not at all like the sweet perfume in 'Intimate Paradise'!"
"Arghhh… I'll kill you! I'll kill you!"
Tsunade clutched her head with both hands — she had completely lost it. Her eyes were bloodshot; she was nothing but a female rampaging beast.
Yūhi Kurenai: ⚆_⚆?
"What did Kairen do to Lady Tsunade?!"
The entire Eighth Front forest had been smashed by Tsunade, she hadn't stopped, and she kept chasing Kairen in a furious pursuit.
Yūhi Shinku appeared beside Yūhi Kurenai, equally dumbfounded as he stared at the devastation ahead.
"That's Tsunade's doing."
Yūhi Kurenai blankly nodded.
The father and daughter looked on from afar. Tsunade had been pursuing Kairen out beyond the Eighth Front.
Yūhi Shinku muttered inwardly,
"This is bad — they've gone beyond the front lines and will draw Sunagakure's attention. Kurenai, stay here and don't move. I'll go get reinforcements!"
"All right, Dad!"
The massive disturbance at the Eighth Front caught the notice of the great ninja families. Word quickly reached Shimura Masao.
"Tsunade is hunting Moku Kairen?! Hahaha… good! I always knew that brat was trouble — even Tsunade can't resist him."
"That damned kid — without Tsunade's protection, let's see how you survive."
Kneeling on one knee underground, Yūten added immediately,
"Sir, they've already broken the lines and are heading toward Sunagakure's front. Should we dispatch troops—"
Shimura Masao smacked a book into Yūten's face.
"Are you stupid? Wouldn't it be better if they were killed by Sunagakure!"
"Sir, Princess Tsunade is the granddaughter of the First Hokage and one of the Legendary Sannin!"
"I don't care who she is. Anyone who stands in the way of the Shimura family is my enemy."
...
As time passed, Tsunade's chakra gradually subsided, her breathing calmed down.
But she formed hand seals, and her powerful regenerative ability instantly replenished her chakra. Like a female rampaging beast once more, she lunged at Kairen.
Kairen's face showed not a trace of fear. Nine-Tails chakra burned over him, the chakra had even severely corroded his skin, causing patches to slough off.
"You brat, die!"
Tsunade's palm sliced out a wind blade — a high-level technique taught to medical nin: a chakra scalpel.
At the sight of Tsunade using a ninjutsu, Kairen reacted like a wolf seeing a sheep — with a single Body Flicker he closed in beside Tsunade.
Tsunade's eyes were blood-red, there was nothing in them but the little rascal who had touched her.
"Die! Die! Die!"
She slashed down like a madwoman. Kairen was torn into pieces — but no blood flowed. He had been using Smoke Transformation Genjutsu to prevent Tsunade's blood-phobia from causing her to collapse.
"Ding!"
"You were killed by Tsunade using ninjutsu. Experience +500!"
After resurrection, Kairen took the chance to plant a fragrant kiss on Tsunade's cheek and blew softly on the side of her neck:
"Tsunade, again — I can already feel your weight!"
"Arghhh… Moku! Kairen!!"
"You little brat!!"
"You little! Rascally! Brat!!"
"I'll kill you!!"
A fierce aura of chakra blasted from Tsunade, she formed a chakra handblade again and sliced through Kairen's neck.
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