"Mm~"
Wolon and Fenchu rolled toward the round table meeting area—they could no longer endure the urge to unleash their skills on the ever-scheming Kairen.
A shadow clone dressed in black grabbed the two chubby bears by their scruffs and sneered,
"Panda agents, trying to eavesdrop on the round table's confidential discussions? Don't think you can get away with acting cute."
Wolon, Fenchu: ⊙ω⊙
Another shadow clone slapped the first one.
"These are our two military advisors, here to present great strategies!"
"Apologies! Please forgive me, esteemed strategists!"
"Mm~"
Kairen got straight to the point.
"Right now, even though I have no weaknesses, the women around me are still a weakness. What can I do to eliminate these vulnerabilities?"
"Kill them. Walk alone, and you will reach true strength."
Cloud Kairen proposed, "Build a Copper Sparrow Tower and lock them inside. Guard them with an army of a hundred thousand men."
...
Everyone came up with all sorts of bizarre ideas—but not a single one that hit the mark.
Doctor Snake spoke softly, "Exchange for the One's Own Life Reincarnation, my true body. You have infinite lives. That way, you can revive them infinitely as well."
The Technique of One's Own Life Reincarnation—developed by Chiyo—was a forbidden jutsu capable of bringing the dead back to life, at the cost of the user's own life.
It was a perfect fit for Kairen. As long as he wished it, he could play the role of Yama himself.
Academic Genius suggested, "Master the Flying Thunder God technique. Mark them with the seal. You can rescue them from danger instantly!"
Kairen nodded. Finally, a suggestion from someone with sense.
Canon then offered, "Or you could simply strengthen their abilities. That way, you won't need to worry about them being weak!"
People around looked puzzled—how could they quickly boost the strength of Kairen's wives?
Doctor Snake looked toward Kairen's neck.
"Use curse marks. The power of a sage can grant a ninja immense strength."
Kairen nodded slightly, then frowned.
"I can handle the corrosion of a curse mark, but they can't."
He had endured endless pain—of course he could resist the erosion of a curse mark. But women like Kurenai and Shizune were delicate.
Doctor Snake replied, "That's why the curse mark needs to be modified. My true body—if you leave it to me, I can develop a benevolent version of the curse mark in about three months."
Kairen shook his head. His time was too precious; he couldn't afford to wait that long.
He needed to raise the strength of Kurenai and Shizune now. The Flying Thunder God and Self-Reincarnation could wait—first, he had to create a benevolent curse mark.
Kairen entered the Infinite Resurrection System instantly and commanded,
"Develop a derivative version of my curse mark—make it benevolent so ordinary people can withstand it, and reduce the level of erosion."
The system's voice responded, "Confirmed! Additionally, the host may use the curse mark for remote resurrection!"
"Hmm..." Kairen froze. Remote resurrection using curse marks?
Wasn't that the same as Orochimaru's method of revival? As long as there were enough cells and chakra, he could resurrect himself from a host carrying his curse mark.
The system spoke again, "The system can monitor the life status of hosts bearing your curse mark. If their life force falls below safe levels, it can alert you!"
Shock. Ecstasy.
Excitement surged through Kairen's heart—if that was the case, he could protect his women completely.
Indeed, the system was the greatest strategist of all.
Kairen immediately asked, "How much experience will it cost?"
"6000!"
Developing a new curse mark and adding remote resurrection—a forbidden art among forbidden arts—charging 6000 points wasn't unreasonable.
"Fine, begin development of the Resurrection Curse Mark!"
"Ding!"
"Experience successfully deducted. Resurrection Curse Mark development initiated!"
"Development progress: 1%..."
Kairen watched the progress bar climb. After the system upgrade, many processes had been streamlined.
Before, he needed to buy Ninjutsu Development Cards—now he just had to pay with experience points. It was becoming more and more like a certain shopping platform.
Except the one being "slashed" here was Kairen's own head!
"Development progress: 50%..."
"100%!!"
"Resurrection Curse Mark successfully developed."
...
In an instant, a strange current of energy flowed through Kairen's mind.
The new curse mark structure, its chakra model, maintenance patterns—all of it flooded into his understanding.
Unlike Orochimaru's design, the Resurrection Curse Mark was completely based on Kairen's chakra and cells.
His cells came from the Senju Clan Sage Body, brimming with immense vitality. They could suppress curse mark erosion and grant tremendous regenerative power to hosts.
Most importantly—Kairen could resurrect from any bearer of his curse mark. With a single thought, he could return to life.
Even large-scale sealing jutsu were now useless against him. Even the Six Paths' Planetary Devastation—should it trap him, he could still escape by transferring to a host's curse mark.
Kairen left the system space, smiling broadly. From now on, he could dance freely—wherever he pleased.
On Uchiha Madara's grave. On Ōtsutsuki Kaguya's belly...
All the shadow clones around him cheered and flattered him loudly.
"Congratulations!"
"Congratulations! Unrivaled in the world!"
"Congratulations, Kairen-sama! Unrivaled in the world!"
"Hahaha!"
Kairen burst out laughing, looking like a total fool.
"Mm~"
Wolon and Fenchu rolled at his feet. Kairen picked the two round bears up and smothered their fur with kisses.
Then his two canine teeth extended, long and sharp—like a serpent's.
"Mm~"
Seeing his terrifying appearance, the bears struggled desperately.
Kairen sank his fangs into Fenchu's neck, injecting his Asura chakra and cells.
Gradually, three small golden tomoe appeared on Fenchu's furry neck.
Kairen put the bear down, sensing a bond between them—he could feel and even control the curse mark on Fenchu's neck.
With a thought, the mark activated.
Before everyone's eyes, natural energy gathered through the Resurrection Curse Mark, transforming Fenchu's body.
Her fur lengthened, her body swelled larger and larger—until she stood over a meter tall, a plump bear with massive fangs like an ancient beast.
"Mm~"
Through the process, Fenchu felt no pain—only a warm, comforting power washing over her, so cozy she blew a little snot bubble.
"Mm~"
She blinked at her now tiny brother and Kairen, confusion filling her bear-like head.
Then she shook herself and leapt onto Kairen, knocking him flat and licking his face enthusiastically.
Kairen squirmed from the ticklish sensation, but his heart swelled with pride. Fenchu's speed when pouncing was already at least chūnin-level.
"Mm~"
Wolon was full of question marks. How had his sister grown that big in just a few seconds? What the heck just happened?
Kairen stood up and injected his Resurrection Curse Mark into Wolon as well.
Then, he prepared to test one thing—could he actually resurrect from a host's body?
"Executioner—step forward!"
A shadow clone wielding a massive axe stepped before Kairen... and brought it down in one clean strike.
With a thud, Kairen's head was severed.
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