Iwagakure.
Ōnoki frowned and, at the first moment, also saw the corpse of the daimyo of the Land of Wind.
"What is this kid trying to do! Why drag a daimyo into a fight between ninja—does he want to make an enemy of the entire ninja world?"
...
Kumogakure.
What the Fourth Raikage cared about most was this kind of ninjutsu. He asked Mabui beside him,
"What's the principle behind this? The affairs of the Land of Wind actually reached here?"
Mabui shook her head and guessed, "Maybe it's a light-form transformation of chakra!"
...
Kirigakure.
After a tiring day, Mei Terumi stretched, showing her charming curves, then stared blankly at the sky.
"Sigh… I'm not young anymore. If I can't find a man, it'll be too late."
"God~ please grant me a handsome guy!"
Just then, Kairen's enormous illusion appeared in the sky. Mei Terumi froze for a moment.
"God answered me."
...
It was his first livestream. Kairen wasn't used to it, but with skin thicker than a wall, he adapted in no time.
He cleared his throat and began to deliver his accession speech.
"Fellow compatriots of the ninja world, hello everyone. I'm a ninja trainee with two and a half years of practice—Moku Kairen."
"All eyes on me. I'm going to announce something: the daimyo of the Land of Wind has just abdicated to me, asking me to inherit his dream and rule the ninja world."
"I accepted his commission. From today on, I am the master of the Land of Wind. Oh right, I'm abolishing the daimyo system and reestablishing the Son of Heaven."
"Effective immediately, I will ascend the throne and take the title Ninja World Son of Heaven. My next step is to sweep the four nations and unify the ninja world."
"People who support me, hurry up and follow."
"That's all from me. Any questions?"
"..."
Silence all around. Turns out Kairen hadn't turned on the chat.
He gave Doctor Snake a look.
Doctor Snake nodded. Even an 8G projection stronger than 5G was out—opening a chat was a piece of cake.
It's just that there were a bit too many people speaking; some extras shouldn't come up.
With a round of operations from Doctor Snake, text quickly appeared on the illusion.
[Tsunade: "That damned brat, always loves stirring things up. Great, now I have to work overtime again."]
...
Konoha.
Shizune suddenly pointed at the sky to remind Tsunade: "Tsunade-sama, look! Your words got carved up there."
Tsunade took a look. "Holy crap, it really is like that."
[Tsunade: "Holy crap, it really is like that."]
Tsunade quickly covered her mouth and didn't dare say more.
This was a global livestream—every move she made represented Konoha's face.
People all over the ninja world saw Tsunade's words and all felt strange. Why were there messages up there?
[Ōnoki: "Well I'll be—hey, my words went up there too."]
[Fourth Raikage: "Making a fuss over nothing!"]
[Uzumaki Naruto: "What's the principle behind this? Look, what I say goes up there too."]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Petty tricks!"]
[Naruto: "Sasuke, it's you. Where are you?"]
[Sasuke: "Hmph! Can't be bothered with you. Itachi, are you there? If you are, report your position—I'll take your head!"]
[Itachi: "My foolish little brother, I'm at the Uchiha clan grounds. If you're my brother, come and cut me down!"]
[Sasuke: "Wait there! Suigetsu, Karin, let's go!"]
[Suigetsu: "Sasuke, it's a global livestream, you know? We should keep a low profile!"]
[Sasuke: "Someone who bears the name Uchiha doesn't care about the gaze of mediocrities."]
...
Kairen looked at the chat and asked again,
"I'm going to unify the Five Great Ninja Nations. Who agrees? Who objects?"
[Ōnoki: "Kid, the one under your foot is the daimyo of the Land of Wind, right! You've got some nerve, killing even him. Our country's daimyo has already ordered me to mobilize. If you know what's good for you, send your head over right now—otherwise wait for our Iwagakure army to come knocking!"]
[Fourth Raikage: "Me too!"]
[Tsunade: "I just got the news too!"]
[Mei Terumi: "Sorry, little handsome. The daimyo also told me to dispatch troops immediately."]
[Fourth Raikage: "Wait… do I not deserve a name? My name is ***… damn, it even got censored."]
[Kairen: "With you rabble? To be honest, I don't even put you in my eyes. Hokage and Mizukage, wash up and wait—watch how we conquer you!"]
[Tsunade: "Kid, you're really not putting me, one of the Sannin, Tsunade, in your eyes. Just you wait! When my Konoha army captures you, I'll definitely chop off your nasty thing."]
[Mei Terumi: "Hehe… little handsome, I will definitely wash up and come to your door."]
[Hanabi: "Brother-in-law, can you face my sister like this?"]
[Kairen: "Hanabi, don't be angry. Brother-in-law is just joking around."]
[Hyuga Hiashi: "Hanabi, has Moku Kairen bullied you sisters?"]
[Hanabi: "Brother-in-law treats me very well. Father doesn't need to worry."]
[Hinata: "Father, I'm sorry!"]
[Hyuga Hiashi: "Sigh… it's also my fault. I'm still powerless about the main-branch and branch-family system. It's fine for you to leave. Moku Kairen, listen to me—if you do anything that lets down Hanabi or Hinata, I'll… I'll…"]
[Ōnoki: "Don't take up space with petty characters. We're discussing affairs of state here!"]
[Fourth Raikage: "I propose forming a Ninja Allied Forces to deal with Moku Kairen together."]
[Tsunade: "Agreed!"]
[Mei Terumi: "+1."]
[Killer B: "I suggest big bro be the supreme commander of the alliance!"]
[Eight-Tails: "Agreed!"]
[Darui: "Agreed!"]
[Mei Terumi: "Hehe…"]
[Ōnoki: "Raikage, listen to my advice. The commander position is too illusory—you can't hold it. Let me take it."]
[Tsunade: "Hehe..."]
[Kairen: "You don't send gifts, don't like, and you're even holding a meeting in my livestream room to take me down. Your conscience is really bad."]
[Ōnoki: "Kid, this ninjutsu of yours is quite interesting. Keep it on! Makes it easy to stay in touch—saves this old man from running around."]
[Kairen: "Is my chakra worthless?"]
[Nine-Tails: "Huh, I can actually speak. Good grief. Can someone come save me? I'm in Naruto's belly. Whoever can save me, I'll give him my chakra."]
The establishment of the global livestream room instantly pulled the people of the ninja world into the WeChat era. Anyone who could make the list crowded in and spoke one after another.
And Kairen's system kept chiming, feeding back endless emotional energy.
"Ding! Emotional energy collected: 20,000 points!"
Kairen was no longer the kind of person who went around looking to chop people. No matter how much experience he got, it couldn't stir his interest.
He had almost forgotten the system even existed.
After all, the child had grown up and could leave his father's protection.
Kairen waved his hand. "Since it's been announced to the world, then turn off the light curtain."
Doctor Snake suddenly sent a message to Kairen: the light curtain could monitor the entire ninja world. Kairen gave an order,
"Make it into a chat interface. Let them chat to their hearts' content."
Doctor Snake nodded. "Alright, Ninja World version QQ is online."
Soon, the global light curtains all turned into a chat interface, and the heads of various forces were speaking on it.
[Ōnoki: "Moku Kairen, the daimyo of the Land of Earth asks you why you won't let him speak. Looking down on him?"]
Kairen smiled and replied: ["I'm just looking down on him!"]
[Kurotsuchi: "Grandpa, I've already led the troops across the Land of Birds. What should we do next?"]
[Ōnoki: "Stupid granddaughter, if I say it here won't everyone know?"]
[Kairen: "Kurotsuchi! Can you really bear to send troops to fight me?"]
[Kurotsuchi: "I don't care who are you. Hurry up and surrender—we in Iwagakure treat prisoners well."]
[Kairen: "Little girl, we'll see who captures whom then."]
[Hanabi: "I think you're thinking of doing something that lets my sister down again."]
[Kairen: "Absolutely not!"]
[Deidara: "Hey! This thing's pretty good—interesting! Interesting! Old man Ōnoki, I saw your message. Kairen is from our organization, don't touch him."]
[Ōnoki: "Hmph! No wonder—people from Akatsuki are never anything good."]
[Deidara: "Kairen, want me to help you beat up the old man?"]
[Kairen: "No need. Someone who isn't even as tall as my eggs isn't anything special."]
[Deidara: "Hahaha… old man isn't even as tall as someone's eggs! Old man isn't even as tall as someone's eggs!"]
[Fourth Raikage: "Hahaha…"]
[Tsunade: "Pervert!"]
[Mei Terumi: "Little handsome has such a sweet mouth!"]
[Ōnoki: "Brat, brat! (ꐦ ಠ 皿 ಠ) ]
Ōnoki was so angry he was using emoticons!