Chapter 182 A Big Tree Hanging a Chili Pepper, The Verbal King Xiao Hongdou
"Of course not."
Xiao Hongdou looked angry: "Love between men and women is free, but he should not have abandoned Sister Rou to marry Sister, making Sister Rou endure scorn and humiliation."
"He still treats Sister Rou as a sister? That is simply a joke; he clearly wants to get both sisters, having the thief's heart but the thief's guts."
"No, I think he isn't a real man at all..."
"What do you mean?"
Liu Ruyan's eyes widened; they were clearly denouncing Lin Xuan, so why did the style suddenly change?
"Idiot."
Xiao Hongdou rolled her eyes, then put on a bad smile and spoke mysteriously.
"There isn't a man who doesn't like peerless beauties; guess why Lin Xuan is so keen on recognizing sisters but not taking a wife?"
She didn't believe a wolf would stop eating meat to eat excrement.
If Lin Xuan didn't like women, he wouldn't be recognizing sisters all over the world.
The only possibility was that for some reason, Lin Xuan could only look but not eat.
"Because he isn't a real man?" Liu Ruyi interrupted, then denied it: "Impossible, he is in the Divine Fire Realm and can regenerate limbs; how could he not be a man?"
"So, tell me, is there a possibility that he is a big tree hanging a chili pepper?"
"This is innate capital, causing him to be inferior and sensitive, only daring to recognize sisters but not daring to perform husband and wife duties."
"A big tree hanging a chili pepper?"
"What does that mean?"
The three women looked bewildered.
Why did they know every word and every phrase, but when connected, they couldn't understand them?
Was their experience too shallow?
"Hehe, it means exactly what it says; it's fine if you don't understand now, when you have men in the future, you will naturally learn it without a teacher."
Xiao Hongdou winked at the three of them and said with a grin.
"..."
Hearing Xiao Hongdou's explanation, they were even more confused.
Isn't cultural knowledge understood through learning?
Why is it understood through men?
They couldn't figure it out; they really couldn't figure it out.
The three women were incredibly curious; Liu Ruyan glanced at her with a sneer: "You understand so much, do you have a man?"
"Tha, that's for sure, I have many men; thinking back to those years, I changed seven men in one night and viewed all the handsome men in the world." Xiao Hongdou felt guilty but still braced herself and spoke pretending to be free and easy.
Her words weren't exactly a lie.
Husbands on the virtual network are also husbands.
"Eww, you can scam yourself with these words, but don't say them out and embarrass yourself."
Seeing Xiao Hongdou's expression, the three of them knew she was bragging and immediately showed disgust.
Liu Ruyi mercilessly mocked: "You, a girl with unsplit chaos and flawless white jade, still changed seven men in one night? I'm afraid you haven't even held a man's hand, right?"
Lin Chuqing: "..."
Liu Ruyan: "..."
What is the meaning of unsplit chaos and flawless white jade?
Although they knew the meaning of these two phrases, coming out of Liu Ruyi's mouth, they felt it wasn't the meaning they understood.
"You..." Xiao Hongdou was furious.
"Okay, okay, stop arguing."
Lin Chuqing hurriedly separated the two and said: "We are now discussing how to avenge Master, don't change the topic."
"His strength is there; how else can we deal with him?" Liu Ruyan said depressedly.
Lin Xuan had let down Luo Rou, and shamelessly made moves against Gu Qing again and again; she had long wanted to teach Lin Xuan a lesson, but her strength didn't allow it.
"Ah Qing said that he urgently wants to take a disciple and can pay any price for it; perhaps we can start from here." Lin Chuqing said.
"Real or fake?" Xiao Hongdou's eyes lit up, and she excitedly hugged Lin Chuqing's arm.
She knew Lin Xuan wanted to take a disciple, but Xiao Hongdou only thought Lin Xuan was taking a disciple to put up a front and act as labor.
If Lin Xuan was willing to pay any price, they could completely take the chance to do something big.
"It's real."
"Then it's easy to handle."
"We first do this and then that..."
The four of them discussed for a long time, and finally, Lin Chuqing decided to take Xiao Hongdou to see Lin Xuan together.
"Hmph!"
As soon as the two left, Liu Ruyan let out a cold snort, didn't even look at Liu Ruyi, and immediately flashed away, heading to the Star Battle Arena.
Although the coronation ceremony for the Son and Daughter of God had ended, the people hadn't left.
The geniuses and monsters of the myriad worlds had finally gathered together; if they didn't compare themselves with their peers, the trip would be in vain.
Additionally, there were rewards for the winners of the Star Battle Arena; regardless of whether they were disciples of the Star Temple, everyone was treated equally.
"Sister, wait for me."
Liu Ruyi hurriedly chased after her.
"Eh, Rou'er's disciple?"
The two women hadn't walked far from Starlight Peak when Lin Xuan appeared, pretending to encounter them by chance, with a look of surprise on his face.
He was indeed squatting there... the two of them sneered in their hearts and looked up.
They saw Lin Xuan dressed in snow-white clothes, with his hands behind his back, walking over leisurely.
With a smile on the corner of his mouth, he looked like a graceful gentleman.
"Lin Chuqing pays respects to Uncle Master."
Lin Chuqing performed the ceremony calmly.
Xiao Hongdou's gaze involuntarily looked at Lin Xuan's crotch, but she saw no trace.
He really is a big tree hanging a chili pepper... she moved her gaze away inconspicuously.
Xiao Hongdou felt extremely lucky in her heart; luckily, she didn't succeed in becoming a disciple back then, otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable.
Putting aside Lin Xuan's perverted heart, just Gu Qing's targeting alone was not something she, a fragile college student who had just entered society for a few years, could bear.
"There is no need for politeness; I was childhood sweethearts with Rou'er, and I have always treated her as a sister; her disciple is my disciple."
Lin Xuan smiled faintly, but inside he couldn't help but weep with excitement; after squatting for half a month, he finally saw someone.
Hearing this, Lin Chuqing continued to bow without changing her expression: "Uncle Master, this disciple has matters to attend to, so I will take my leave first."
"Wait."
Lin Xuan became anxious; he didn't want to squat for another half a month.
"You are Rou'er's disciple, and since you called me Uncle Master, I can't not express anything at all."
As he spoke, he threw out an Enlightenment Reed Jade.
"This is too precious; I cannot accept it."
Lin Chuqing hurriedly waved her hand; she was really flustered.
After all, this was the first time she had scammed someone, so it would be a lie to say she wasn't nervous or guilty.
"Sister Qing, an elder's gift cannot be declined; hurry up and accept it!"
Xiao Hongdou unceremoniously stuffed the Enlightenment Reed Jade into Lin Chuqing's arms.
"This..."
"Thank you for the bestowal, Uncle Master."
Lin Chuqing thanked him and then put it into her storage ring.
"You're welcome..."
Lin Xuan looked calm on the surface, but in his heart, he was already cursing.
His plan had been completely disrupted by Xiao Hongdou's interference.
The Enlightenment Reed Jade he gave away had become a true elder gift.
Although Lin Chuqing was still grateful to him, he estimated it wasn't much.
He didn't even know how to scam Lin Chuqing next.
"Uncle Master, I am also your nephew disciple; I have already bowed to Sister Rou as my master."
Xiao Hongdou looked at him eagerly.
"..."
Lin Xuan fell silent.
You little villain are truly bad.
Whether Xiao Hongdou had become a disciple or who she bowed to as her master was clearly written on his system page.
If you want a treasure, just say so; why use Luo Rou as a shield?
Do you take me for a fool to scam?
Lin Xuan became angrier the more he thought about it.
Before, when he looked at Xiao Hongdou, she looked pleasing to the eye no matter how he looked at her.
Now, looking at her again, nothing looked pleasing.
But for the sake of successfully taking a disciple, Lin Xuan endured it.
Lin Xuan revealed a faint smile: "Hongdou, as long as you switch to my sect, what does it matter if I give you the Enlightenment Reed Jade?"
"Really?"
"Uncle Master didn't lie to me?"
"I don't believe it."
"Such a heavy treasure; how could Uncle Master possibly have a second piece? I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it..."
"Stop, stop, stop."
Lin Xuan couldn't take it anymore; Xiao Hongdou's little mouth was like a machine gun, chattering non-stop, making his head hurt.
"Here."
"From now on, you are my disciple."
"That won't do."
Upon getting the Enlightenment Reed Jade, Xiao Hongdou immediately turned her face and spoke with righteous words: "Uncle Master, you wolf-heartedly abandoned my Master; Master detests you and swore to be irreconcilable with you; Master has been gracious to me as heavy as a mountain; Master is beautiful and kind; Master cannot be without me; Master..."
"Shut up!"
Lin Xuan shouted loudly, his faint expression cracking inch by inch, and he said angrily: "You don't want to become a disciple, yet why did you accept the treasure?"
Xiao Hongdou blinked and asked suspiciously: "Uncle Master, when did I ever say I wanted to bow to you as my master? I just wanted to confirm if Uncle Master still had a second Enlightenment Reed Jade."
"By the way, isn't this Uncle Master's meeting gift for me? Uncle Master, you wouldn't be one way on the surface and another behind the back, wanting to dig out Master's corner, wanting Master to grow old alone, wanting Master to wash her face with tears every day, wanting to..."
"Shut up."
This disciple cannot be wanted.
Absolutely cannot be wanted.
Lin Xuan was so angry that the veins in his temples were throbbing.
The system defining Xiao Hongdou as the Destined Villain was really not wrong at all; she had a black heart and a poisonous mouth, went back on her word, and was simply too smooth at making counter-charges.
If Xiao Hongdou continued speaking, he would soon become an ungrateful, despicable, shameless, and sinister villain.
Xiao Hongdou's poisonous mouth was simply even more powerful than Gu Qing's by three points.
Hmm?
Lin Xuan's eyes lit up.
If Xiao Hongdou could be used by him, then in the future, would he still need to fear Gu Qing?
Throwing Xiao Hongdou out would be completely fear-free.
Thinking of this, Lin Xuan looked at Xiao Hongdou with glowing eyes, as if he were looking at a peerless treasure.
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