"May I ask your surname, young friend?"
Lu Heng asked with a smile.
"Hello, Daozhang, my surname is Hou, you can just call me Little Monkey..."
"East Sea Marquis Long Tao" scratched his head, looking a bit shy.
The viewers watched "East Sea Marquis Long Tao" for a while and unanimously decided that this guy is definitely the shy type.
In terms of looks, this Little Hou certainly couldn't compare with the good-looking Cai from earlier, but he was still quite attractive.
When he spoke, he did so softly, giving a gentle impression like a soft-spoken girl.
"Little Monkey? What a cute nickname!"
"Little brother, do you need a boyfriend? Can I add you on QQ?"
"Pick me for online romance, I'm the sweetest, first I scam your emotions then your money!"
"You big guys, making a fuss over a little brother, it's too scary!"
"It's just online romance, why get so hung up on gender?"
"Oh no, Daozhang's livestream has been invaded by the pervs from the Douhu platform!"
After glancing at the comments, Lu Heng asked with a smile, "I wonder what young friend Hou wants to have calculated?"
"Do you want to start with the past like Young Friend Cai did earlier?"
Hearing this, Little Hou immediately shook his head.
"Daozhang, I actually came over from Hu's side."
"I've seen both Hu from before and Cai just now."
"I have no doubt about your fortune-telling abilities."
"So there's no need to trouble you to calculate my past!"
Little Hou replied shyly.
What a teachable child!
Lu Heng showed his appreciation.
If all the viewers coming to have their fortunes told were like Little Hou and didn't calculate the past, wouldn't he save many three-day lifespans?
Thinking of this, he felt more and more agreeable towards Little Hou.
"Then what do you wish to calculate, young friend?"
He asked again.
"Daozhang, I would like you to help me calculate my romantic destiny."
Mentioning "romantic destiny," Little Hou blushed slightly, appearing bashful.
He continued, "Daozhang, I have an online girlfriend I've been with for almost five years."
"Our relationship is very good, we're just waiting for her to convince her parents, and then we'll get married and register."
"Today, I was lucky to be chosen by the Daozhang, and I want to calculate our future together..."
After Little Hou finished speaking, the livestream room was instantly in an uproar.
"Young man, online love isn't reliable, you'd better break up soon!"
"Little Hou, why are you doing this to yourself? What if Daozhang calculates she's already married?"
"If she's married, wouldn't that be even better?"
"Whoa, you're getting me excited!"
"Damn, Thief Cao meet your end!"
"Oh please, they know you like married women, that's why they married someone else!"
"Little brother, listen to me, online love is unreliable, nine out of ten are scams!"
"Indeed! Online romances now are too outrageous, she might just be a chubby guy picking his toes."
The viewers were giving advice, but Little Hou seemed uninterested in listening.
You say what you want, I'm not changing!
He smiled confidently and said, "I know about online romance scams, but she absolutely can't be a scammer!"
"Online romance scams usually don't involve meeting, just chatting online."
"But we've met in real life, even... ahem..."
Upon saying this, Little Hou felt a bit embarrassed and quickly changed the subject, "She often video chats with me, and sends me pictures from time to time."
"Even her visiting aunt and uncle are currently staying at my place."
"With those two relatives around, how could she be a scammer?"
After Little Hou explained, everyone finally quieted down a bit.
"Damn! So they met in real life!"
"Not just met, they probably... you know."
"You should've said so earlier! If it's not an online romance scam, then it's no fun."
"What's worrying is that while you're taking care of her relatives, she might turn around and break up."
"I still think it's not guaranteed, only meeting a few times in five years is too ridiculous!"
"If you ask me, Little Hou, you might as well fly to her city and propose directly."
"Yes, yes, take the initiative, don't be led around by the nose."
Aside from some who insisted the woman was a scammer, other viewers were offering advice.
"Since young friend wants to calculate future romance, let's start now!"
Lu Heng said, calling out to the Celestial Destiny System in his mind.
"System, check this person's future!"
[System Prompt: Checking future information will cost the host three days of lifespan, continue?]
"Yes!"
As he confirmed, Little Hou's future played before his eyes like a movie.
After seeing Little Hou's future, Lu Heng was stunned.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Three times stunned in one day!
These folks coming online to get their fortunes told, they're all something!
Actually, being scammed in an online romance isn't unusual.
For instance, a certain man known as the "Godfather of Online Romance," Emperor Sakigawa, was scammed out of 8,000 yuan and was left standing all night at Rongcheng Shuangliu Airport.
But Little Hou's online romance scam process was just outlandishly absurd...
It's absurdity to the max!
Lu Heng glanced at Little Hou, that silly boy was still wearing a blissful expression, seemingly waiting for his blessing.
With Little Hou's expectations for online romance, even if the truth was exposed now, he might not awaken.
Therefore, this needed to be advised gradually, not hastily revealing the truth.
After organizing his thoughts a bit, Lu Heng slowly said, "Young friend Hou, I believe everyone's curious about your online romance process."
"Could you share the story with us?"
"No problem, Daozhang!"
Hearing this, Little Hou didn't think deeply and simply nodded.
Then, he shared the story of his online romance with his girlfriend, from start to finish.
"Meeting her was purely by coincidence!"
"Back when I was a sophomore in college, I had planned to travel to Rongcheng with a dorm mate."
"But my dorm mate had some family emergency and couldn't go, so I went by myself."
"I'm a southerner and rarely leave the province, even attending college locally."
"That trip to Rongcheng was my first time traveling far, and maybe I was too nervous at the time, I forgot to plan my trip."
"It wasn't until I arrived in Rongcheng that I realized this and quickly sought help on Weibo."
"That's when I met her; she helped me create a complete Rongcheng travel guide."
"She said although she's not from Rongcheng, she travels there often and is very familiar with the place."
"Following her guide, I had a great time, and subsequently added her on WeChat."
"During our chats, I found out we played the same game, and from then on, we often played duos."
"Over time, I felt a strong connection with her, like we could talk endlessly."
"Gradually, our relationship grew closer, until the day before I graduated, I confessed to her, and she agreed to be my girlfriend..."
After telling the whole story, Little Hou still wore a sweet smile.
Seeing this, Lu Heng couldn't help but smirk.
Little brother, the waters of online romance run deep, more than you can handle!