"Hahaha~"
Boruto couldn't help but laugh softly as he watched Tobirama dance awkwardly while humming something that sounded suspiciously like an old Konoha folk tune.
"Master… I'm sorry. I couldn't stop Boruto," Sumire Kakei said, guilt lacing her voice as she looked at the dancing Second Hokage.
Around them, the entire Allied Shinobi Forces — Minato, Hiruzen, Kakashi, and countless others — stared in disbelief.
Senju Tobirama, the legendary Second Hokage, known for his unmatched strength and intellect, was now twirling and stepping like a puppet, dressed in a grand ceremonial costume, moving gracefully to absurdly upbeat music.
But these weren't dignified dances — far from it. Tobirama's movements ranged from clumsy to outright hilarious: waving his hands, twisting his hips, and striking dramatic poses one after another.
"Hahahaha!"
Some of the younger ninja in the crowd finally lost control and burst into laughter. The sight was so ridiculous, so beyond imagination, that they couldn't stop themselves.
Even Kakashi — usually calm and unreadable — found the corner of his mouth twitching upward beneath his mask, struggling to keep from laughing aloud.
"Is… is that really the Second Hokage?" one young ninja gasped, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.
"I can't believe it," another said between chuckles. "I've never seen such… unique dancing."
Inside, Tobirama was screaming.
What am I doing? What the hell am I doing?!
His consciousness was trapped within his body, unable to stop his ridiculous movements.
He could only watch helplessly as he performed the most humiliating dance of his life before the entire shinobi world.
"~Great Fireball~ Water Dragon Bullet~
~Then came my Flying Thunder God Slash!
At that moment, Izuna saw red and threw down his sword~
~Only then did I know, my elder brother suffered~
Ahhh~ My elder brother, Senju Hashirama~
~Pity you, stumbling, pity you still trying,
Just to build this ninja village with that fan-wielding fool~ Yeah~!"
As Tobirama sang and danced, Hashirama and Madara exchanged glances inside the barrier.
Their expressions shifted from stunned disbelief to helpless amusement — and finally to laughter.
"Tobirama! Your dance is awful, but your lyrics are fantastic!" Hashirama teased, grinning.
"Hmph," Madara snorted. "The lyrics are nonsense, but the dancing… not bad."
"I… the great Second Hokage of Konoha… reduced to this?! Played like a fool by this yellow-haired brat?!" Tobirama seethed internally, his fury boiling over.
Just then, Sasuke appeared on the battlefield. His eyes widened as he saw the giant red barrier — and outside it, Tobirama dancing like a man possessed.
"What the hell…? Why is the Second Hokage dancing?" Sasuke muttered, completely baffled.
"Sasuke, you're late," Naruto called with a grin.
Sasuke turned, spotting Sakura nearby — her face still flushed as Sarada supported her.
"Hoo…" Sasuke exhaled quietly.
When Sakura heard Naruto mention Sasuke's arrival, she stiffened. Her heart raced as she glanced at him shyly, before quickly lowering her head again, embarrassed.
Inside the barrier, Hashirama clenched his fists and called out, "Madara! Let's continue our long-awaited battle!"
Madara smirked. "I'm not the same as before, Hashirama."
BOOM!
The ground beneath them split open as they clashed, their shadows twisting into one another. The shockwaves shattered the terrain, leaving massive craters in their wake.
While their titanic battle raged inside the barrier, Tobirama continued his forced performance outside.
"~My enemy, Uchiha Madara~
~Ah, how I fought him, unaware of my brother's bond~
~Poor Uchiha Madara, burdened by the pain of losing his brother~
~Leaving my elder brother alone, our clans torn apart by vengeance~"
"What the hell is he even singing?!" Madara shouted, summoning his Limbo clones.
They attacked Hashirama head-on, shattering his Edo Tensei body before pinning him down with black rods.
"Hashirama, I win this time!" Madara said proudly, gripping his rival's neck. "And as for your brother—next time I'll shove these rods in his mouth too!"
Hashirama smiled weakly. "You've gotten stronger, Madara… I lost."
"Damn you, yellow-haired brat…" Tobirama gasped, exhausted from dancing. His eyes burned with rage as he glared at Boruto.
"Evil? Sure," Boruto said casually. "Now, continue the music… and keep dancing."
With a flick of Boruto's wrist, Tobirama's body began to move again — spinning and swaying to an even faster rhythm.
"They finished so quickly… Living Madara plus Limbo — truly the strongest under the Six Paths," Boruto commented with mild admiration.
Madara turned toward the barrier's edge, his chakra flaring as he looked down at the crowd.
"Is there anyone else?!" he bellowed arrogantly.
The Allied Shinobi Forces erupted into chaos. Some trembled, others clenched their fists, but all were shocked by Madara's overwhelming power.
"How… how can this be?" an elderly ninja whispered. "Didn't First Hokage always suppress Madara?"
"Damn it!" Hiruzen said through gritted teeth. "First Hokage lost so quickly! That Madara… will this kid really make us fight one by one?"
Boruto turned to him. "Next up — Third Hokage. You're up."
"Huh?! Me?" Hiruzen blinked in disbelief, pointing at himself.
"Yes, you," Boruto replied, his tone firm. "Go."
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