It's Sunday Evening ✨🥹
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WhatsApp Group Name: ASF Elites Class of '25
Group Description: "AllStars Foundation College seniors 🏫💸 No broke energy."
Class Captain (username: @KayPrime):
Good evening guys, quick announcement before y'all vanish to sleep. 👀
Biology practical tomorrow morning, everyone must come in labcoats🥼. No excuses.
TomiLush:
Waitttt tomorrow? On a Monday? After a weekend of peace? 😭
JaysonCruzz:
Bro said "peace" as if you weren't out clubbing in VI last night 💀
TomiLush:
And you were there too Mr. Casamigos bodyguard. 😒
KayPrime:
Guys focus please. Practical starts by—
TifeMoney:
No need to say time bro, the Vice Principal's daughter is in our class. The lab gon' wait for her 😂
ZaraBliss:
Exactly 😂😂 I'm not rushing my morning skincare for any frog dissection.
AraBaddie:
Same here. My serum alone takes 20 minutes to sink in 😩
KayPrime:
Y'all better not embarrass me again like last time when half the class showed up late and the teacher wrote my name down.
TobiWavy:
That's on you, Captain. You're supposed to represent us with luxury and calmness, not punctuality 😌
OscarJet:
Facts 😎 ASF Elites don't chase bells, bells chase us.
KayPrime:
Just wear your lab coats and show up. At least act serious once.
DianaGlow:
Why's everyone shouting though 😭 This group chat always sounds like a market whenever there's an announcement.
JaysonCruzz:
That's 'cause everyone here got money and attitude 💅
Dorathy001:
Don't forget the drama. We're literally Lagos' favorite TV show.
ZaraBliss:
I saw that TikTok edit of our class the other day 😭 someone captioned it "ASF Elites or Netflix Cast?"
TifeMoney:
They didn't lie though. I mean, who else drives to school in a Bentley?
OscarJet:
Or gets suspended for coming in with a convoy 😂
TobiWavy:
Y'all are unserious. But I love it here sha.
TomiLush:
Lowkey I miss last term's chaos. That time we pranked Miss Ayoola with fake rats.
DianaGlow:
Please no 😭 I still can't forget how she screamed and fell on the chair.
KayPrime:
Back to business, please. I've submitted our lab list already, so if your name's not there—
AraBaddie:
Then what? You'll remove my attendance? 😂
KayPrime:
I'll personally tell the teacher you didn't participate.
ZaraBliss:
Captain calm down 😂 You're too serious.
JaysonCruzz:
Maybe that's why he's still single 😭
KayPrime:
And maybe that's why you're still failing Chemistry.
💀💀💀💀💀
TifeMoney:
This group chat too funny abeg.
OscarJet:
ASF life too sweet. People in other schools still trekking while we arguing about lab coats 😂
ZaraBliss:
Biko let's keep it that way. I can't be sweating with the masses.
TomiLush:
Talk for yourself. I still remember when your dad's driver forgot you at Shoprite. You almost cried 😭
ZaraBliss:
And you filmed it 😭😭😭
AraBaddie:
That video still on my highlights. Iconic moment 😂
KayPrime:
Alright enough! Everyone just show up tomorrow, please. End of discussion.
TobiWavy:
So are we not going to talk about the newcomers though?
DianaGlow:
You mean those "Rich Demons" everyone's whispering about?
JaysonCruzz:
Yeah, the ones that transferred from Royal Academy.
OscarJet:
Lol let's not even add them yet. They can be outsiders till they earn their spot.
AraBaddie:
Exactly 😌 This chat is for ASF born and raised. No space for wannabes.
TifeMoney:
But they're not regular though. I heard one of them came to school in a Lamborghini Urus.
ZaraBliss:
So? That's normal where we come from 😂
TomiLush:
I heard the tall one, Zad or whatever, used to model in London.
DianaGlow:
Wait,is he that fine fine? 👀
TifeMoney:
Rumor says yes. Fine and dangerous.
GiftyGlow:
Perfect combination 😩
KayPrime:
Focus. We'll add them when it's official. The class list hasn't been updated.
OscarJet:
Nah bro, let's keep it that way. This chat too clean for Royal Academy pride.
TomiLush:
Don't act like y'all not curious.
ZaraBliss:
I'm curious about their energy tbh. ASF already got loud personalities; adding four more might break the app 😂
TobiWavy:
Imagine them entering the lab tomorrow. Everyone will freeze.
JaysonCruzz:
I give it one day before they start a fan page. ASF loves drama too much.
LolaDripz:
Let's see if they can handle Lagos-style energy.
DianaGlow:
Y'all better behave. Don't start beefing new people on day one.
OscarJet:
Beef? Never. Just soft competition 😌
ZaraBliss:
Exactly. May the richer aura win.
TomiLush:
ASF motto right there 😂
KayPrime:
If you all spent half this energy studying, we'd be graduating top of Africa.
TifeMoney:
We already top of vibes. That's enough 😎
AraBaddie:
And beauty. Don't forget beauty.
DianaGlow:
And drama 😌 ASF Elites forever trending.
JaysonCruzz:
Imagine when those Rich Demons join. The whole internet won't rest.
ZaraBliss:
We'll probably hit 1M followers on the class IG page by then.
TobiWavy:
Bro, we're literally a luxury brand disguised as a class 😂
OscarJet:
ASF😌🫴🏾 Where attendance is optional, but style is compulsory 💅
😂😂😂🔥🔥
KayPrime:
Okay, final reminder. Biology practical tomorrow. Don't forget your lab coat, gloves, and ID card.
AraBaddie:
And don't forget your camera; we taking aesthetic lab pics 📸
TomiLush:
ASF scientists but make it fashion 😎
ZaraBliss:
See you all tomorrow. Let's not scare the new kids too much 😈
TifeMoney:
Too late, our aura alone does that 😂
JaysonCruzz:
ASF forever. No newcomers can outshine us.
OscarJet:
Let's see about that 😏
DianaGlow:
I can already feel Monday loading with chaos.
AraBaddie:
And we love it here ❤️ ASF forever loud, rich, and extra.
KayPrime:
Meeting over. I'm muting this chat.
😂😂😂🫴🏾🫴🏾🫴🏾
The chat ended, but the air was already buzzing. Tomorrow wasn't just Biology practical, it was the day ASF Elites met their match. The Rich Demons are coming.