Leinster was alarmed and even Otomen Lover jolted, almost jumping on the spot.
Both of them subconsciously screamed in their minds with their hands stretched out, tears streaming down their faces.
Don't open your mouth! Don't say anything!
But the female customer still opened her dry lips and spoke in a hoarse voice.
"I...saw...you..."
Fck, fck, this hoe— *beep* didn't see his action just now, right?
Please say no!
Even if she did, she couldn't be allowed to speak!
Otomen Lover's brain spun fast under the pressure and she subconsciously blurted out.
"Ah, are you interested in that jewel too? I'm so sorry, I want to buy that jewel for my boyfriend's birthday— so you can't buy it!"
Otomen Lover's voice was loud and clear, even more deafening than the female customer's voice.
The customer with red-painted nails slowly furrowed her eyebrows, her sinister gaze swept over Otomen Lover's face but seeing the oil lamp, the female customer flinched.
"No...I...didn't..."
Before the female customer could even speak, Leinster immediately snatched the obsidian and...spoke in a voice brimming with happiness.
"If my girlfriend wants this, I'll buy it! Shopkeeper— "
Leinster looked at the first shopkeeper to greet him and waved his hand arrogantly.
"Wrap it up!"
How's that? So cool, right? He didn't even ask for the price, haha.
The female customer was stunned at Leinster's series of actions, so much so that she doubted her sharp eyes that could see things clearly in the dark.
Did she see it wrong? Why would someone swap a jewel and then buy the one they had swapped?
Illogical.
Hmmm...
With the female customer's sluggish brain, she couldn't think of anything and could only fall silent for a few seconds before harrumphing, beckoning at the other female shopkeeper.
"Hmph...whatever! I...want...to see...the jewelry..over there..."
The female customer strutted away from the counter along with the other female shopkeeper, her rotting high heels clinking loudly in the shop.
Seeing the customer's departing figure, apparently going to another jewelry section, Leinster and Otomen Lover simultaneously sighed in relief.
Oh, thank God.
That's close!
Otomen Lover thought that it was now over and they just needed to pay with the other pair of a certain hoe hoe's eyes before leaving...
But Leinster suddenly beckoned at her.
...?
That cat paw-waving pose...
She suddenly had a bad feeling.
"Excuse me for a moment, my boyfriend is calling me."
Otomen Lover smoothly lied without batting an eyelid and slowly approached Leinster.
The young man immediately lowered his head and whispered,
"How about we do this..."
A minute later...
Otomen Lover's eyes widened as big as ping pong balls.
"W-what?! Mpphh—"
"Hush! Don't scream!" Leinster hurriedly blocked Otomen Lover's mouth with his shopping bag and then hurriedly looked around like a thief.
"Just do what I said. If it works, we will reap a huge profit!"
Otomen Lover wanted to scream while kicking Leinster on the b*tt.
"B-but what if we failed?!"
Is this guy still not learning from the previous experience of almost turning into a watch??
Oh, wait, he looked completely fine now!
Otomen Lover didn't know that currently, in Leinster's eyes, her eyes weren't her eyes and her mouth wasn't her mouth.
Leinster stiffly pulled his hand away and clenched his other fist.
Calm down, it's just a hallucination. It's not real, it's not real.
He could even butcher people while seeing hallucinations of limbs growing eyes and walking like dogs..., even peeing...
It's not a problem!
"Anyway, just do as I said. I'll back you up!"
Left with no choice, Otomen Lover, who clearly didn't lack Life Votes, could only approach the shopkeeper and spoke in a soft voice.
"Hello, my boyfriend wanted to pay. How much is this thing?"
The female shopkeeper's eyes instantly brightened a bit, just a tiny, ting bit.
"1...million...life...force..."
Milf— no, no, a million?!
Who had so much life force??
If an ordinary person only had 100 Life Force everyday, just how much is one million...
That would need the corpse of so many people!
Just when Otomen Lover felt that their plan couldn't continue, Leinster casually took out his pick—
The bling bling Hoe Hoe eye that couldn't blink…..ah, wait, wrong pick!
Leinster hurriedly switched and this time, he handed a familiar jewel...
The store's real obsidian.
"Here. Check this. Is this enough to trade for the one I want?"
The female shopkeeper only took a glance and knew that the obsidian was precious, definitely of the same value as their store's obsidian.
In fact, somehow, it looked familiar...hmmm...
Before the shopkeeper could be enlightened, Leinster immediately urged her.
"Okay, then, here's the payment. I want my jewel now, asap!"
Facing this impatient customer, the shopkeeper, afraid that she would lose such a big sale, didn't even check the "obsidian" that Leinster wanted to buy and immediately packed up the fake, handing it to Leinster.
Leinster's eyes curved into a smile and he opened the tiny box, intending to inspect it when Otomen Lover, the future acting queen, immediately activated her acting skill.
"Ah! What is this??" The woman shrieked, her cold face became even colder than before and she looked at the female shopkeeper with a sharp, accusing gaze.
"This is not the obsidian in your store!"
"This— is fake!"
Boom!
The audiences in Leinster and Otomen Lover's livestream who were watching their series of actions almost ate their keyboards.
What da hell?!
Leinster Slayer, the one who failed to cause trouble to Leinster, almost fainted from anger.
[Leinster Slayer:
Ahhh!!! Shopkeeper! Don't be fooled! Fck! Fck! Is there no CCTV in this store?! An eyeball-like security camera?? Ahhhhh— ]
The two "actors" on the "stage" continued their flawless play.
Leinster's face darkened like rainy clouds and he slammed the glass counter with his palm.
Bang!
"What is this?? Are you trying to trick me? Do you think I don't know stuff because I am...a human??"
He's not, he's not, he's not a human, please don't misunderstand.
"Are you guys looking down on us humans??"
Leinster's sharp accusation alarmed even the other shopkeepers— except for the one who was with the red nail female customer.
In an instant, the female shopkeepers crowded around Leinster and Otomen Lover, all of them stretching their necks curiously—
Literally stretching their necks long, like noddles.
Under the watchful gazes of so many "ghosts", Leinster declared in a stern voice.
"I want a refund!"
[Death Countdown:
00:02:00]