I am bored, Mimi. Where are the protagonist and his harem? Have they already committed suicide? If so, then what should I do? I would die of boredom. Do something!
"Host, aren't you being a bit impatient?! You are the one who tormented the protagonist and your 'daughters' by making them clean the stables last week! Do you think that they will come to you by their own?!" yelled Mimi.
"Mimi, I know that. Besides, calm your tits. Oh, I forgot that a light ball like you don't have any tits."
"Who the hell wants tits?! Host, why do you always feel the need to antagonize me?!"
"Oh, because I am bored," I sighed. Suddenly, a thought entered my mind. "Hey, Mimi... Is it possible to conduct surveillance on other people?"
"Why are you asking this?" Mimi asked back. Its voice was full of suspicion. I could even see a question mark over its head.
I shrugged, "I mean, I wanted to see why the girls in this world are crazy about Franklin. Was it because of his 'size?' Or, because of his stamina?"
There are three reasons of attraction.
First is 'Love.'
Second is 'Greed.'
Third is 'Lust.'
Face-wise, Franklin isn't that great. So, I will scratch the first reason. As for the second reason, I don't think these girls want power. So, I guess, the last reason must be the answer.
"You?! Why do you have such dirty thoughts running inside your mind?!" yelled Mimi.
"Can you do it or not?"
"I can! But I won't! I don't want to traumatize myself! Host, keep your ideas to yourself!"
I sighed, "Well, if you say so. I won't force you. Mimi, you are really important to me, and I will never traumatize you."
"Really, Host?!"
Tch! What a fool!
Why couldn't I have a better system?
"Yes, Mimi. I never would traumatize you. If I did, then your already non-existent brain would cease to exist," I mocked it mercilessly.
"Host!"
"Okay, okay... I will not tease you anymore. Mimi, take a chill pill. Sometimes it's good to be teased by another person," I justified. My words were nonsense, yet it was beyond its comprehension.
Mimi asked, "Are you telling the truth?"
"Yes."
"So, can I tease you as well?"
"You can... but you can't?"
"Why?!"
I smirked, "You are a buffoon. That's why you can never tease me."
"Host! I will not talk to you anymore!"
After listening his words, I laughed loudly. Mimi is great solution to relive my boredom. Right now, I am talking with my mouth... not with my brain. It was because no one was around me... but if someone heard me talking to 'myself,' then I will be branded as a 'lunatic.' That's why I am extra careful about this.
Suddenly, someone knocked at the door.
"Come in," I said.
The door opened with a creak. A very familiar man came into my view.
It was Hayden.
Oh my god, he was looking really handsome!
Did he get some kind of 'enhancements?'
Hayden bowed and said, "Your Majesty, it's nice to meet you again."
"Rise up your head, and take a seat, Young Master Hayden," I said.
He lifted up his head and took a seat on the chair. "Your Majesty, what was the proposition of the last time?" His words were forceful as if I had forced him to say that.
Oh, someone is really getting impatient. I could see the word 'desperation' written on his forehead.
"What proposition, Young Master Hayden? Can you help me recall our last meeting?" I asked him.
Hayden stilled for a moment before opening his mouth. "Please, Your Majesty... I request you not to tease me. My mental health is byzantine... after I 'talked' to my mother."
Oh?
So, he confronted his mother about Franklin, didn't he?
I never expected him to be this gutsy.
Mostly, parents are the one who confront their children, yet this time a child... a son has confronted his mother.
"You confronted your mother?" I asked him.
Hayden nodded forcefully. He answered, "Yes, I did."
I gave him a smile and clapped my hands in delight. "Wow, Young Master~ I never thought that you are courageous enough to confront your mother. Should I award you something? I mean, I can't talk to my mother about sex. But then again, given the circumstances... you did the right thing."
Hayden's face flushed in shame. With a deep breath, he said, "Your Majesty, I can clearly see you are making fun of my situation... but please... can we just talk about it later?"
"You want to talk about your mother's sex life some other time? Wow, you are getting bold~" I teased him.
Clenching his hands, Hayden gritted his teeth.
"Please! Please, can you stop making fun of me?" Hayden begged.
Okay, I should control myself. One more push, and the kid's already damaged brain will be shattered completely.
"Fine. So, before I tell you, my proposition. Can we first talk about your 'experience?' It's a unique thing for me. You know what I am talking about, right? You are best example for future generation. Should I release a textbook on sexual education?"
"You won't stop, will you?"
"I thought that it was clear to you."
"Very well then. I suppose it's better to indulge Your Majesty's interest."
I smiled widely at his defeat. "You know me so well, don't you? So, let's hear what had transpired with you."
Come on!
Give me some juicy details!
"Host, why are you so shameless?! Give the poor kid a break!" yelled Mimi.
I ignored it, giving Hayden an excited look.
Come on, Hayden!
You can do it!
Give me something!
I am 'hungry!'
Hayden gave me a deadpanned look. Clicking his tongue in annoyance, he said, "It wasn't that I really intended to confront my mother... but she had left me no choice. No... after what she did... I don't think I can even talk to her anymore."
"Why? What happened?" I asked him. His words made me extremely curious now.