After their last mission to Umi and then Naruto getting rid of her cursed seal, he and Anko had become fairly good friends. The two were in many ways similar, mainly in how they had both been hated by the village for things beyond their control. Because of this they had found something of kindred spirits in each other, and Anko had become a sister figure to him. A very creepy, blood loving, psychotic sister, but a sister none the less. Often times when Iruka was at the academy or working, Anko would hang around with him, either going out to dango or ramen; depending on who won their spars.
Naruto turned to look at Ebisu, "so Konohamaru and his team are in the Chunin exams this year?"
"Yes," Ebisu said in his somewhat prissy voice as he adjusted his sunglasses. "They still have much to learn, but they have gotten stronger and understand the value of team work. I figured it would be best to let them see some of the competition, that way if they don't make Chunin this year they know how much harder they need to train."
Naruto nodded as Genma spoke up, "I hear your actually one of the proctors this year?"
Naruto gave the man a grin, "of course! Baa-chan figured I was the best man for the job because of how totally awesome I am!"
For a moment all was silent as those who had not heard of Naruto's use of disrespectful suffixes for authority figures registered what he had just called the Hokage. When they did there were four different reactions, Ebisu looked like he was about to shit himself with a scandalous expression on his face as he gaped at the blond. Genma made several sputtering and choking noises, Kakashi ignored the whole thing as he gave a perverted giggle. Meanwhile Anko had just fallen onto the floor, holding her sides as she took wheezing breaths while laughing.
"Damn kid," Genma said as he got himself under control, rolling the tooth pick in his mouth around. "I always knew you had balls, what with those pranks you used to pull and all. But to call Hokage-Sama that…"
"You think that's bad," Anko said as she got back into her seat still wheezing, "You should hear what he calls Jiraiya."
Everyone turned to Naruto expectantly, causing the blond man to sweat drop. "Er… well you see I figured since he had proclaimed himself to be a 'super pervert'," Naruto said as he put up quotes with his hands. "I figured that a good name for him would be Ero-sensei… or if he's not your sensei you could just all him Ero-Sennin."
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Somewhere in Tsuki No Kuni, Jiraiya was spying on the bath houses when he sneezed.
"Did you hear that?"
"It must be a pervert!"
"Let's get him!"
Jiraiya's eyes widened as the wall separating the male and female sides broke; several women in towels had somehow managed to get numerous weapons in their hands. From bats and pitch forks, to giant butcher knives. One of the girls pointed to Jiraiya, "there he is! Let's beat him girls!"
Jiraiya paled before taking off, trying to avoid the deadly swings which were aimed at his man parts. Somehow he knew this was Naruto's fault, I'll get you for this gaki!
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"I take that back," Genma said, "kid you've got to have the biggest pair of brass balls I Have ever seen, to call two of the three Sennin something like that."
Anko grinned, "oh this kids got a pair all right, in fact if it wasn't for Iruka-kun, I would take this kid home and…"
"Anko…" Naruto interrupted the woman with a blush, "I so do not need to hear that right now."
Anko pouted for a second before looking at the clock, "the lazy bastard should be about finished with his test…" she looked over at Kakashi who had just released another perverted giggle, "hey Cyclops aren't you, I don't know, going to go over there or something?"
Kakashi looked up from his book and looked over at the clock; he then just shrugged and went back to his book. "Nah," he said in a lazy voice, "I've still got at least three more hours…"
Everyone else in the room sweat dropped at the man's choice to be tardy.
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Shikamaru sighed as the hour he gave the kids to finish their test came up. The test had been designed to make it so you had to cheat, but also make it increasingly difficult, like the test he had been given this one had questions that were far too advanced for the average genin. However rather than have Chunin hiding in the room and writing the answers, Shikamaru had the answers hidden in the posters. The seats were strategically placed so that each genin could see several of the answers, but not all of the answers. And because they could not look anywhere other than in front of them, they had been forced to communicate the answers to each other. This meant that they had been forced to establish some form of communication, since they were unable to talk. Some had done this through mores code, others had given foot nudges and some had just used eye contact. The last question had been a riddle that could only be solved when all of the previous questions had been answered. In the end thirty two of the seventy teams had passed, troublesome I thought it would be less…Shikamaru sighed, oh well. At least they were no longer his responsibility.
"Congratulations to all of those who have passed," Shikamaru said in the same lazy voice he had used throughout the whole exam. "All of you will now need to wait for your second proctor to get here, good luck in the next exam and I hope to never see your troublesome faces again." with that Shikamaru and the Chunin seers disappeared within a puff of smoke, leaving the genin to themselves.
"Man!" Konohamaru said as he stretched out in his seat, "I'm so glad that's over with!" Konohamaru let out a loud yawn, "That test was absolutely boring, and it was so hard and pointless!"
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