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Chapter 16 - The Diplomats’ Farce

The following week dawned with an uneasy calm. The village—once a humble cluster of cobbled streets and timber houses—now pulsed with the rhythmic hum of mana conduits, the clicking of gears, and the faint laughter of apprentices who no longer feared the impossible. The morning air shimmered faintly with enchantments, mechanical pigeons delivering letters from distant cities, while the great water wheel by the stream turned lazily, feeding both irrigation and curiosity.

Keran stood at the balcony of his modest workshop-turned-hall, gazing over the transformation. His eyes carried both amusement and anticipation. He knew it was only a matter of time before the "outside world" reacted—and today, that time had arrived.

Behind him, Lyssara Fenrath adjusted her gauntlets, her armor freshly polished, her silver hair catching the light like molten glass. "You appear… oddly calm," she said, crossing her arms. "Considering your inventions have shaken the balance of several kingdoms, I expected you to be more… cautious."

Keran grinned without turning. "Caution is for those who expect failure. I, on the other hand, expect entertainment."

Before Lyssara could respond, a commotion erupted at the village gates. Trumpets blared—not perfectly in tune—and a small caravan of gilded carriages rattled along the uneven road. A banner flapped overhead, bearing the sigil of the Kingdom of Haldros.

The villagers whispered as the procession entered, their murmurs mixing admiration and suspicion. The mechanical cats perched on rooftops blinked curiously, tails twitching. Apprentices scurried to make space, while automata stood rigid, attempting to appear "formal."

Keran adjusted his coat and descended the steps, Lyssara following at a measured pace.

"Let the performance begin," he murmured.

The lead carriage stopped, and a portly man emerged, dressed in robes so heavily embroidered that he resembled a moving tapestry. His cheeks glistened with sweat, his powdered wig already askew. Behind him, two nervous assistants carried scrolls, each bowing excessively before they even reached the ground.

"Lord Keran of the… err… Progressive District," the diplomat began, misreading his notes, "I come bearing greetings from His Majesty, King Dareth of Haldros, and extend formal congratulations for your, ah, remarkable contributions to… err… civilized confusion."

Keran raised an eyebrow. "Civilized confusion? A refreshing term. I might adopt it."

Lyssara coughed discreetly to stifle her laughter.

The diplomat, mistaking her amusement for approval, puffed his chest. "Indeed, indeed. His Majesty believes your… endeavors could be mutually beneficial. You see, Haldros greatly admires progress, so long as it remains… properly licensed and taxed."

Keran's grin widened. "Ah, so progress is only permitted if it pays rent to tradition?"

The diplomat blinked, unsure if he had been insulted. "Precisely!" he said proudly.

Lyssara's expression darkened slightly, though her amusement lingered in her eyes. "You traveled three days to deliver this nonsense?" she muttered under her breath.

Keran gestured grandly. "Come, ambassador of confusion! Let us dine and discuss this brilliant philosophy of 'licensed progress.'"

The villagers burst into muffled laughter.

Inside the workshop hall—transformed into a curious blend of workshop, dining space, and demonstration room—the atmosphere became a theater of diplomacy. Mana lamps cast soft light across polished tables, and a mechanical servant poured tea that occasionally changed color depending on the mood of its drinker.

The diplomat, seated awkwardly, tried to maintain composure as a small automaton refilled his cup for the fifth time. "Your… technology is quite… spirited," he said nervously.

"Machines reflect their makers," Keran replied smoothly. "Ours simply enjoy conversation."

Lyssara stood near the window, watching the interaction with both curiosity and suspicion. Her instincts as a warrior sensed no immediate threat—but her intuition told her that politics, unlike battle, often struck from behind laughter.

After pleasantries had exhausted themselves, the diplomat cleared his throat dramatically. "His Majesty proposes a… union of interests. Perhaps even a… familial alliance. A marriage, perhaps?"

The room froze for a heartbeat. Even the mechanical servant paused mid-pour.

Keran's eyebrows arched in amusement. "A marriage? To whom? The king himself? I am flattered, but—"

"To his daughter!" the diplomat blurted, nearly choking on his tea. "Princess Helena of Haldros—renowned for her wisdom and… docility."

Lyssara's tail—subtle but visible—twitched dangerously. "Docility?" she repeated, her voice low.

The diplomat paled, realizing his blunder. "Of course, I meant… refined temperament!"

Keran leaned back, steepling his fingers. "Tell your king that while I admire his creativity, I do not yet feel the need for political shackles disguised as affection. My inventions are for all, not the property of crowns."

"But surely—"

"No," Keran interrupted, his tone firm yet polite. "Innovation, ambassador, does not wear a crown. It wears oil stains and smiles."

The silence that followed was broken only by the faint hum of the mana conduits. Lyssara's lips curved slightly in a smirk. The diplomat, sweating profusely, scribbled a note and bowed repeatedly before signaling his assistants.

Keran rose, extending a hand toward the door. "Please convey my regards to your king—and remind him that the future cannot be taxed."

As the delegation departed in a flurry of embarrassment, Lyssara turned toward him. "You do realize you've just insulted one of the wealthiest monarchs in the region."

Keran shrugged. "Progress has always been an insult to comfort."

Before she could respond, another messenger entered—this one younger, dressed in sleek black attire, bearing the insignia of the neighboring Duchy of Varenth. He bowed sharply. "Lord Keran, my duchess extends her greetings—and her curiosity."

Keran exchanged a glance with Lyssara. "Another diplomat?"

The messenger smiled faintly. "Not a diplomat, my lord. A proposal. The duchess would like to observe your inventions firsthand… and perhaps discuss mutual advancement."

Keran's smile returned. "Ah, a scholar disguised as royalty. That, at least, sounds entertaining."

Throughout the afternoon, visitors came and went: nobles, merchants, priests, each bearing offers, flattery, or veiled threats. Some offered gold in exchange for knowledge; others offered alliances, or worse—"sanctified partnership."

Each left with a polite smile from Keran and a faint headache from trying to understand his metaphors.

Lyssara, standing at his side during each encounter, began to realize the magnitude of his challenge. This was no mere tinkerer playing with gears and spells—this was a man redefining the order of the world with laughter, logic, and fearless defiance.

As evening fell, the last envoy departed. Keran leaned against the balcony rail once more, gazing at the village illuminated by hundreds of softly glowing mana lamps.

Lyssara joined him, her armor faintly reflecting the light. "You handled them well," she said quietly. "Perhaps too well. They'll not forget today."

"They're not meant to," he replied. "If they remember the laughter more than the fear, they'll hesitate to attack."

Lyssara studied him, her sharp eyes softening. "You are a strange kind of warrior, Keran Thalwyn. One who fights with ideas instead of blades."

"And you," he said, meeting her gaze, "are a warrior who learns faster than any scholar. Perhaps that's why you haven't left."

She turned away, hiding the faint flush on her cheeks. "Perhaps I simply find your chaos… instructive."

Below them, the villagers celebrated, unaware that the first tremors of diplomacy had shaken the foundations of kingdoms. The mechanical cats meowed in harmony, the mana lamps flickered like fireflies, and the air carried the strange, intoxicating promise of a world on the brink of transformation.

High above, in the celestial realm, the God of Order slammed his celestial desk. "He refuses political control, seduces warriors, mocks nobles—does he plan to rebuild the world entirely?"

The assistant deity smiled. "Yes," she said simply. "And it's working beautifully."

Keran, unaware of divine frustration, leaned against the railing beside Lyssara. "The world is waking up, Princess," he murmured. "And we're the ones shaking it from its dreams."

Lyssara's eyes gleamed under the starlight. "Then let us hope it wakes kindly."

For a long moment, they stood in silence, the hum of progress echoing softly beneath the stars.

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