6 It is lonely at the top. It's even more lonely when you are at the bottom.
Hurt, I looked at her: "Do you really think I want something bad to happen to my friends? Do you think so low of me? Goodbye Regent Bones. Just hope that I changed the future enough for you to survive the next decade."
I know, it is a low blow, but the bitch kicked me out of the first house I could call home. And no, my old life does not count. Dead remember? A fucking Black Hole and a shit game keeps reminding me of that. I flamed into my office. You can guess what happened in the next half-hour.
Tantrum 15
When that was done, Sirius was waiting for me in the sitting room. He pointed to the couch in front of him: "Sit please Harry. Now, I will not ask to reveal your secrets, after all, they got me out of Askaban. Every action of you improved our lives, especially mine. So if you need my help, just ask. As for me, you are my Godson, nothing can change that. I stand by you as long as you want me to."
I jumped over to Sirius and hugged him. At least I have one Ally left.
New Companion added:
Sirius Orion Black
Great… I hope Companion means helper in the dungeons, not the bedroom. My ass allows only one-way traffic… What the fuck am I thinking anyway, I am bloody only eight years old. Can I do this to Sirius? Bind him to me and deny him of a future? How does it work anyway?
I never read the original story, only some fan-fiction crossovers. To be honest, those stories went all over the place, there are even stories where the Gamer is fucking his Game Admin. Well, this Game is fucking my life.
When I think about it, he is on my list, so I can show the Zombie Dungeon to him. I called my character sheet up and used observe on the skill
Summon Companion lvl 10.
Summon Companion: This allows you to summon a Companion that is on the summoning list.
No matter in what Universe or World you are in.
Currently available numbers active at the same time: 1
Alright, I can use a little loophole here, we are in the homeworld of my Companions, so I don't have to summon them at all. I clicked on Sirius' name, a prompt appeared:
Add Companion to your party? Y/N
I'll better explain it first to Sirius before he freaks out: "Sirius? I'll show you my secret, but it is important that you keep it a secret." Sirius smiled at me: "I already said you come first pup."
We transported to the empty dungeon, after letting Sirius explore it for a few minutes, I started explaining: "I am not certain if my explanation is accurate, because I am new to this. I am Harry Potter, but at the same time, I am not. I am from another Universe or reality and merged with Harry. My guess is that Harry was dying from a beating Vernon gave him."
I looked at Sirius: "Whatever rules this Reality allowed me to interfere, although I had no choice in the matter. I died in my world and was given a choice between three options. My chosen option brought me here, merging with Harry. Although it is not a complete merger. Mostly it is Harry that is in control, I handle the hard parts. Getting you out of Askaban was one of them."
Stunned Sirius was listening to my explanation. I continued: "It comes with a price though. The option I choose turned my existence into a Game. It gives me tasks, if I complete them I get a reward, if I fail then there is a punishment. The game has settings from very easy mode to extreme hard mode."
Sirius asked: "I am almost afraid to ask, are we in easy mode?" Sadly I shook my head: "No, by my own stupidity I locked it in Extreme Hard Mode. I did have some lucky advantages. In my world, the tale of Harry Potter's years in Hogwarts was published in books. Knowing what will happen allowed me to change the outcome to Harry's advantage."
Sirius was puzzled: "You said to Amelia that you can't tell her, why now with me?"
I shrugged: The Game has an option to have Companions. They are allowed to know and to be summoned to help me in different worlds. Your statement that you are putting me first got you a spot as a Companion. Contracting Daphne Greengrass gave her a spot too. That was the reason I was so angry, she is only eight years and had no choice in the matter."
Sirius was embarrassed: "Cyrus and I did what we thought was best for the both of you Harry. The political pressure of the purebloods is high, binding Daphne to you protects the both of you."
I said: "I understand, but when I am finished with this world, that power will be gone." He answered: "We didn't know it, no use crying over a spilled potion. Now what does a Companion has to help you with?"
I grinned: "My main quest is: Quest: Reach level ten, escape Privet Drive. Time limit: 3 months." Sirius glanced at me: "You did not list the reward and punishment pup." I caved in: "The punishment is death, Sirius. The reward is a random skill, they usually suck big time though. I mean what use is Finger painting? I did get decent rewards by freeing you within a week. Healing is one of them."
Sirius asked: "We are two months further, what level are you currently on? And what are you doing to get at a higher level?" I answered: "I'll show you."
We transported to the Zombie dungeon: "This is a pocket dimension with a dungeon in it. By killing the things inside gives us experience points, when we have enough points, we level up. Every five days the dungeon resets to its starting point. Kill the last boss, then the dungeon gets harder and the experience points get higher. This is a Zombie Dungeon, Zombies, Abominations, Dark Wizards, Death Knights, Necromancers, and a Lich are the enemies. My guess is that if you die here you are dead outside too."
Xxxxx
After a demonstration and explaining my skill set, I added Sirius to my party, we started a run. After an hour Sirius was panting, exhausted by overusing his magic. Without a word I gave him a Bone Spear and continued killing. Five hours later we emerged from the dungeon.
I refreshed Sirius with a heal: "It helps when you are with me, we are farther than if I was alone in there. Sirius groaned: "Merlin's saggy balls! You have been doing this for two months already?"
I nodded: "Little Harry is mostly in control during the day, I shelter him during the dungeon time. Killing Zombies would traumatize him. It would traumatize me to handle kids during the day, so it works for us."
He asked: "What will happen when your goals are achieved?" I sighed: "Honestly? I don't know. I could live my life out in this reality, or get transported to another. Will I take little Harry along or leave him behind? Who knows. I do know that even with your help it will be a close call to get at level 10."
Optional quest completed:
Get Barty Crouch Jr arrested.
Reward: Random skill.
My reward was a crap one as usual. Basic Drawing. Sirius was surprised with the text line in front of his face: "Basic Drawing? Is that a useful skill? I answered: "Maybe for rituals, drawing the magic circles and runes? Nothing I can use this month anyway. I suggest you do as I do and take a nap. That is the reason I do this after dinner."
Sirius shook his head: "Not for me pup, I have to do damage control with the Alliance before it falls apart. I can tell already that the visits from the children will be reduced to a minimum."
Disappointed I said: "Great, another headache. Well, my end objective is ending the Horcruxes from Tom Riddle, and ending the pureblood bigotry. Dumbledore had his punishment already. I need to be in Hogwarts for a Horcrux. One is in the Bellatrix vault. Ask the Goblins or confiscate her vault. Whatever works. There is a Horcrux diary in Malfoy Manor, let Draco summon Dobby and let Dobby bring it to you."
Xxxxx
I never understood why a Self Insert with the knowledge from the books takes that long to kill the bastard off. Find a trustworthy ally and clean it up in a few weeks. Finish the Horcruxes and Tommy loses his anchors to stay on this plane. There is enough dirt on Dumbledore to ruin his reputation. The Daily Liar? Stump the bug, buy some stocks and you control what they are lying about. The only reason I could think of is the word count.
I guess subtlety is lost to me. It pisses me off though, that in my brother's fan-fictions the Harry ends up with dozens of wives, while I am stuck in a kid's body with a Game system eager to get me killed.
You see? I have a lot to complain about. Others have a shop, a gacha system, a Game administrator they can fuck, Gamer body and mind along with Observe at maximum level, and this kid has to kill zombies for three months to get at level 10 or die.
Bite me! I am not whining! If I am, then it is warranted. Even that bloody phoenix left me for Susan and Hannah… I am alone…
New skill created:
Self-pity 5
Must. Stay. Calm. I went to my chambers after I raised Tantrum tolvl 17, and started meditating on the mindscape I tried to build, it was far from done, but it showed some results. The memories from my previous life were locked away, I only accessed the memories concerning Harry Potter.
Xxxxx
It was as Sirius predicted, from one day to another the kids stayed away from me. I confess it hurt more than it should. I concentrated on leveling my skills. I found out I could not get higher than Basic level. There was a level restriction, I have to reach level 11 to unlock it. Surprisingly there was not a level cap on Tantrum.
Arcturus and Sirius escorted me to Hogwarts, it was the last week of Augustus, Hagrid waited for us at the gate. He said: "Lord Black, Sirius, and you must be Harry, you look just like your dad, great man he was."
He let us in, I started a conversation: "You are huge! What do I have to eat to grow so big? Do you work here?" Hagrid laughed: "You can't grow big like me with eating lad, me mum was a giant, that is where I get my big bones from. My job is Hogward's Gamekeeper."
I smiled at that: "I like games, exploding snap and those moving chess pieces are fun too. What games are you keeping? Can I play them?" Arcturus and Hagrid laughed at my response, Sirius just rolled his eyes.
Hagrid answered: "No lad, gamekeeper means I handle the animals at Hogwarts and the forbidden forest. Some of them are very dangerous." Innocently I said: "Aunt Marge had a dangerous pet dog. It chased me up in a tree once. The only pets I could have were the spiders in my cupboard, do you have spiders in the forest too?"
Hagrid said: "Aye lad I have a very big pet spider. You were keeping your spiders in a cupboard?" I nodded: "they kept me company when I was sleeping in there. Doesn't your spider get lonely alone? I had plenty of them."
Hagrid said: "No I got him a mate thirty-five years ago… Wait a minute, they let you sleep in a cupboard? For a punishment?" I looked at him: "From the moment those bad people dropped me off on their doorstep Mr. Hagrid. Do your spiders have a lot of kids? Mine did."
Without thinking, Hagrid said: "Hundreds, bad people you said?" I nodded: "Yes, Aunt Amelia explained to me that dropping me on a doorstep at night in November is a serious crime. What kind of spider do you have. Mine were garden spiders."
Hagrid was speechless for a moment: "But, but, Dumbledore said it had to be that way!" Arcturus took over: "That is the reason he is in prison right now Hagrid. But tell me, you have a reputation to like dangerous animals, a spider is not exactly dangerous."
Hagrid boasted: "They are when they are Acromantula's Aragog is as big as Fang here" Bloody hell, spiders have a low wide build, so when they are as high as that giant mastiff, they are as big as a car at least." Arcturus asked: "How do you keep such big spiders in their cage?"
Hagrid still did not notice where the conversation was heading too: "They are in no cages Lord Black, they have a colony a few miles into the forest." Arcturus: "I see, hundreds you said?" Hagrid nodded: "Aye, the colony grew quite big."
Manipulating 18
We reached the entrance of the castle where McGonagall waited for us: "Arcturus, Sirius? What is the reason for your visit?" I observed the current Headmistress, I still am not sure she is a mindless sheep or a devoted follower. As a deputy headmistress, she should have received a lot of complaints about Snape. So blind or stupid?
Arcturus said: "I have several points to discuss with you Minerva, Sirius just wanted to show Harry where he will learn magic. Let's go to your office. Sirius, you know where to find us when you are ready."
Sirius took me straight away to the seventh floor, he showed me the painting of the dancing trolls: "What now pup?" I paced before the blank wall, after the third pass a door appeared. When we entered Sirius had to pick up his jaw from the floor: "Merlin's dried up nutsack! I remember this door being a spacey broom cupboard where I made out with Marlene Mac Kinnon. I shrugged: "If you wished it was a bedroom you could have shagged her."
Twenty minutes later we found the diadem. We stored it in a dragonhide bag and went to the Headmistress's office. Ah? No password reacquired? We knocked and went into the office. On McGonagall's desk was a stack of books, and a cloak on top. In front of the desk stood a pensive with the Potter coat of arms on it.
Sirius looked at it: "That old goat is worse than a Niffler. Minerva, I should hate you for following that bastard, but I can't. I was fooled for years by him too. What I can't forgive you for is dropping Harry off at the Dursley's. You heard Lily complain about her sister plenty of times, and still, you drop Harry there? Not a word to them? No visit to see he is alright? You have no obligations to old students, but we were in the same order, we fought together, side by side."
He glared at her: "Then you hire the filthy death eater, eating three meals a day here, while I was rotting away in Askaban and Harry starved in a cupboard. I know he betrayed Lily to Voldemort, so, is he still a teacher here?"
Embarrassed Minerva nodded and whispered: "Yes, he still teaches here. Albus vouched for him. He said he changed to our side."
Sirius exploded: "Stupid woman! Did you not know the reason you are a Headmistress now? Did you not read about his crimes? You had a month to find a new potion professor, now you have a day to find one. Call the Aurors to arrest him, or you can keep him company in Askaban. Amelia said you gave him sanctuary. Are you insane?
To get his mark he had to rape and kill a muggle-born or muggle girl Minerva! In front of the other death eaters!"
Xxxxx
Sirius got his way, especially when Arcturus said he took his position back on the board of governors. Anyway, Snape is gone to join his buddies, and Minerva got a wake-up call.
When we were ready to leave, Arcturus said: "Don't think I forgot the acromantula colony in your forest Minerva. Tomorrow there will be an extermination force here to destroy that nest. Don't stop them, and warn Hagrid to not warn or try to stop it, or he can join Snape in Askaban. Keeping hundreds of adult acromantulas, to let them roam free next to children is a crime."
Sirius said: "There is another issue, Moaning Myrtle, according to Dumbledore she was Riddles first victim, I want to find out what killed her." We went to the bathroom on the first floor, while Sirius and Minerva interrogated Myrtle, I searched for the tap with the snake engraved on it.
When I found the little snake I hissed §open§. The hidden passageway opened. Arcturus asked: "Harry? How did you open this passage?" I pretended to be ignorant: "The tap is broken, I wanted to wash my hands, but the water did not come out, I looked at the tap and saw the snake on it, I just asked to open it."
Manipulation 19.
Myrtle: "That is where I saw those big yellow eyes! Just before I died." Sirius said to McGonagall: "Think Minerva, a creature that kills with his eyes, and it needs a parseltongue to release it? The supposed Salazar Slytherin's pet?" Arcturus said: "It is a snake, no doubt about that. My guess is a Basilisk, they can live on ambient magic, they are magically created. The thing is that it is thousand years old, we better get a load of roosters or fifty Aurors to kill the damn snake."
Sirius: "I vote for the roosters, with wizards alone there will be causalities. Dead roosters are not that grave. We will come back tomorrow with them. Harry? Can you close the sink please?"
Xxxxx
When we got back home Sirius said: "Well that was disturbing. That school is a death trap. Are you certain it needs to be done this week Harry?" I nodded: "I am certain that making the school safe before the next term will get me a reward." He handed me the cloak: "It was your dad's cloak, now it is yours."
Croaker flood in when we called him, The diary got him puzzled, while the diadem got him cursing: "That maniac defiled Rowena's greatest treasure? How many more are there?"
Sirius said: "I did some research, his middle name is Marvolo, a name that is connected to the Gaunt line. Marvolo Gaunt was the last Lord, he died in Askaban, his son Morphin too. His daughter Merope was a squib. Here is the connection, his neighbor was a noble named Riddle. They lived in Little Hangleton. Let us go there and investigate his old house for clues, I think it is not a coincidence that they died when Voldemort was in his sixth year."
Manipulation 20.
For fuck sake! It does it with Sirius too? Anyway, we took the knight bus to Little Hangleton. Halfway through I was cursing J.K. for her sense of humor, for inventing ridiculous ways of wizarding traveling. When we arrived we spend an hour finding the shack. I could come along with them because of my parseltongue ability. With every ward they could not unravel, I whispered: §Open for the Heir of Slytherin§. Yep, stuff like that works for a narcissist. We found the ring in a box below the floorboards.
Some medium Dispel Curse on the ring removed the compulsion and withering curse on it. Sirius said: "I claim the ring and Lordship for House Potter by right of conquest. So mote it be!"
It caused a big flash of light. Apparently claiming it in the ancestral home of the enemy was a big thing. The ring ejected the Horcrux on the spot. And appeared on my finger.
New Title:
Master of Death.
Optional quest completed:
Collect the Deathly Hollows, become the Master of Death. 3/3
Reward: random ability.
The ability was again a crappy one: Mage Sight. It would be a useful ability, but I already have it with my phoenix form.
Croaker: "That was some light show, more than it is supposed to do, and powerful enough to destroy a Horcrux. This was more than claiming a Lordship Heir Black. Do you have an explanation?"
Sirius: " I do if you vow to keep it a secret. The knowledge would put my Godson in mortal peril." Croaker was already happy with the destruction of the Horcrux, made the vow.
Sirius explained: "this is the ring of the second brother Cadmus Peverell. Harry is a decedent of Ignotus Peverell, the oldest brother who did not have children. By claiming the Lordship of Gaunt, Harry joined the Peverell lines into one again. He also has the three Hallows to solidify his claim to the Lordship."
Croaker whistled: "That is indeed mortal peril Heir Black. When word of this comes out, young Harry will not have a peaceful moment. Who had the Elder wand?… Dumbledore. It had to be him."
Sirius shrugged: "Yes, it was Dumbledore, when are you going to destroy the Horcrux? The Goblins have ways to destroy them too. I have a few ideas where to find it.." Sirius continued: "The diary came from Malfoy. The Locket was hidden with a House Black elf, I suspect Bellatrix got one too."
Xxxxx
The next day we went to Hogwarts with a trunk full of roosters. It was a bit anticlimactic, I opened the doors, we released the roosters, compulced them to crow their lungs out, and we have one big ass dead snake.
Optional quest completed:
Remove threats from Hogwarts 4/4
Headmaster – Acromantula colony – Basilisk - Snape
Reward: Random skill.
Finally! I got something good! Basic Spatial Magic! I saw myself already creating rings that can hold a space to store items… that I already have with my fucking inventory. Crap, that game is going out of its way to reduce the rewards. When Arcturus asked me what I wanted from that snake I grinned: "I want that skeleton in my hall!" Yep, bro and I have the same taste in that.
Xxxxx
One day later, on the last day of Augustus:
Main quest completed:
Destroy all Horcruxes. 6/6
Reward: one free ability
Quest bonus: completed within two months.
Bonus reward: free upgrade of one skill.
Things were going in my favor now, I received Druidic Affinity, and upgraded Basic Wizarding Magic to Medium. Wizarding Magic. Hah! Fuck waiting for lvl 11.
That day, cries of despair sounded all over Askaban when the death eaters noticed their tattoo disappeared.
I sat alone in the dining room, eating my dinner.
Self-pity 8.
7 The muggle side is fun too.
Ok, I have to do something to entertain Little Harry. The kid is getting depressed, from a lonely boy to the center of attention, having six close friends, then reverse it to be lonely again. You can only miss something if you had it once. Now, little Harry is missing his friends.
When Sirius and I were getting ready for our dungeon, I said: "Tomorrow we are going to the muggle side to have fun. Little Harry needs a break." Sirius looked awkward to me: "Are you not a bit young for that? Shouldn't you wait for puberty to set in?"
I glared at him: "You naffing dog! That is not the Little Harry I mean and you know it! He misses his friends, Tonks leaves on the train tomorrow, so he will be completely alone." The only one that was permitted to visit was Tonks, at thirteen years she is capable of "defending" herself against me.
Sirius looked sad at me: "You are right, we are going to have fun from tomorrow on. But first five hours of torture in that insane dungeon."
Xxxxx
The next day we prepared to leave, I looked at Sirius's outfit and remarked: "Sirius? Do you want to get arrested? You are dressed like a pimp from the seventies. If you are alone that would be fine, but with me on a school day? You would be in prison before noon. Let us go to Gringotts first."
Puzzled, Sirius asked: "Why Gringotts? I do have muggle money, see?" He showed me a handful of paper bills that he grabbed out of his pocket. I sighed: "That would be the next reason to get picked up. This time they would search from which mental institution we escaped from. I am going to ask if Gringotts have ties to the muggle banks and see if they have bank cards."
Xxxxx
Gringotts was very happy to help us, after all, it was Sirius who suggested letting Goblins exterminate the acromantulas. Yeah, I totally stole the idea from my brothers' Fan-fiction. You try to be original with 850K stories about me… Harry.
We left Gringotts with a shiny bank card of Barclays. Sirius took half of my trust vault and half of his vault, to put it in the new account. With the years in Askaban, it piled up nice, together with the compensation of the ministry.
Our first stop is a normal clothing shop. Some jeans, T-shirts, and sweaters were good for a start. After that, I asked Tapsy to burn or vanish those old clothes. After a cab ride to the posh side of the city, we entered an Armani shop.
I grabbed the first salesgirl I could get my hands on: "Beautiful miss, can you help my Godfather with some new clothes? He has no fashion sense at all. Something classic that will stay in style for a few years if possible. The budget is five thousand Pounds for him and thousand for me." The girl got excited, a big commission on a slow day, and a compliment, even if it is from a little kid, will make sure she put some effort in it. We left the store, seven thousand pounds lighter.
Sirius asked: "What now pup? It seems you have a plan." I grinned: "Now that we are dressed like an upper class, we do some bank business. Are you familiar with the stock market? No? We will buy some books first. It is Little Harry time first. To the toy store!"
Alright, we went overboard on that. Seven years watching Dudley getting spoiled rotten, never getting a toy of your own… Tell me, what would you do if you get led into a store and told that we buy anything you want? I know, it is little things first, until you see we mean it. Thank the Niffler for Tapsy and shrinking charms.
We went home, Sirius studied the books about investments while I was playing with my new toys.
Xxxxx
That afternoon Madam Bones paid a visit: "Harry? Did you have..." I interrupted her: "It is Heir Potter Madam Bones, and please, talk to my muggle or magical guardian." I turned my back and played with my toys. Eat that bitch!
Madam Bones: "Sirius? Did Harry…" Sirius held his hand up: "It is Heir Black, Madam Bones, for any question that starts with, did Harry, our solicitor needs to be present. Please make an appointment for that."
Madam Bones swallowed: "Heir Black, can I ask the reason for this hostile attitude against me?" Sirius tilted his head: "You don't know? The actions of Heir Potter made our nation safe! Almost all death eaters are in Askaban, Dumbledore is outed as a Dark lord because of him! He suffered for seven years at the Dursleys, and when he finally has some friends, you take them away from him after two fucking months!"
Sirius took a deep breath and composed himself: "Now you have the nerve to ask him that he is responsible for the arrest of Snape? The extermination of an acromantula colony? The killing of a thousand-year-old basilisk? Do you want to ask him if he is responsible for the disappearance of the dark mark? Shame on you Madam Bones, not only did you forbid Susan to play with Harry, but you arranged that the others did so as well. The nation is better because of Harry and he gets punished for it. Leave please, make an appointment through Solicitor Tonks."
Way to go Dog father! That was a professional spanking! The right amount of drama with a pinch of guilt, coupled with some mystery. Wordless, Madam Bones left the Manor.
We spend the rest of the time playing with our toys. Quality time with the dog was nice.
Xxxxx
We left the dungeon after killing the Lich. Cursing, Sirius sagged on the floor: "Bloody Hell Harry! That last one was insane! There was no end on the number of creatures he summoned."
I responded: "Tomorrow they'll be stronger. The rewards are getting less, I just received some crafting material. Maybe it is because you are helping me. I am tired, see you tomorrow."
We got in a routine, we left after breakfast, did some business, and the rest of the day we had fun. The Zoo, museums, Theme parks, the beach, movies, even concerts. No not Heavy Metal. When we were questioned why I am not at school, we told them I was homeschooled. I even took the exams two years ahead. So I had proof that my education was advanced enough.
Even that was not enough for Little Harry. Interaction with kids his age is essential. One night, after our dungeon run, I said: "Sirius, Harry needs friends, invite the Weasleys and Lovegood's. The Weasleys will have financial problems by now, Hogwarts is not cheap, and getting seven kids through it will cost a fortune. Offer them student loans, interest-free, for a bit of time to spend with me.
Offer them jobs to pay it off after they graduate. Luna's mum will die in a spell accident or an exploding potion cauldron when she is nine, maybe we can prevent that. I also want to get Hermione here, she is being bullied at her school. We can offer them a foot into the magical world and the others a view on the muggle side."
Xxxxx
Hermione was easily found, there are not many Dentist Granger couples, Sirius arranged the magical side, I visited the Granger's alone on a Saturday morning. I rang the bell, Mrs. Granger opened the door: "Hello young man? Can I help you?" I nodded: "I came to ask if Hermione can sometimes come over to my house to play?" Mrs. Granger said: "That can be arranged if Hermione wants to. What is your name son? And where do you live?"
I smiled at her: "Thank you very much, madam Granger! My name is Harry Potter, and I live somewhere in Wales. I keep forgetting the name of that village, it begins with Abergwy something."
Mrs. Granger frowned: "That is not close by at all young Harry. How do you know Hermione? And why do you want to invite her to your house?" Innocently I asked: "Can I come in and explain? It is some kind of secret, nobody else is supposed to know about it." Mr. Granger got curious and came to look who was on their doorstep: "Jean? Who is this child?" She answered: "Harry Potter, he ask for our Hermione to play at his house… in Wales. He just asked to come in and explain."
Mr. Granger looked at me, saw the expensive clothes I am wearing, thought that it could not hurt to hear me out: "Alright, come in please."
Hermione sat at the breakfast table, I sat next to her and said: "Hello Hermione, my name is Harry Potter and I want to be your friend." Suspicious she said: "How do you know me? You are not at my school, and I am sure we never met."
I looked at the adults and ask: "Did Hermione sometimes do something that can only be explained that it is magic? Like summoning a book from a high shelf? Or move a cup closer? Fill it with tea? Grab a toast and do butter and cheese on it?" I did those things while asking it. The adults were speechless, Hermione asked: "How do you know all that? How do you do all that? How do I learn all that? How is this possible?"
I grinned at her: "Magic." Mr. Granger came to his senses: "How do you know that Hermione could do that? We never spoke about it out of our home, and I am certain Hermione did neither."
Aha! Bullshit time… Crap, now I am doing it voluntarily. I started: "There is a whole community that uses magic, it goes back thousands of years. Sometimes our people are born without magic and mingle with the normal's. It happens that their children, grandchildren or grand, grand, grand… you know what I mean, are getting born with magic again.
Our ministry and our main school have means to detect magic, and children with magic are invited at eleven years old to attend Hogwarts, our magic school. I had the chance to glance at the book, and your name stood out. My godfather said at one time there was a Dagworth-Granger family. So can Hermione come and play?" I ate my toast while they gathered their wits back online.
Bullshitting 32
Finally, Mrs. Granger asked: "Hermione has magic? That were all those strange things that happened?" I nodded: "Yep, accidental magic they call it because it usually happens when we are angry or scared. I learned to control it. I am homeschooled, so have not to mush friends, Hermione is very smart too, so we can learn it together."
Mr. Granger interrupted me: "Hold on a minute, it goes a bit too fast. So we are descended from a magical family?" I nodded: "We don't like to admit that, having no magic and moving to the normal world is regarded to be shameful. Magical's returning back into our world is a bit discriminated. Reclaiming a lost House, however, gives prestige to her. Can I offer you a visit to my home? We can be back before lunch."
Hermione: "Mum? Dad? Can we? Can we? Harry? How do we get there?" Hmm… let's see if I can trigger her SPEW: "I let our house elves transport you, I can get there myself." she asked: "What are house-elves?" I smiled: "They are our slaves! Nah, I am kidding, wizards and house-elves have a symbiotic relationship. They bond to us to use our magic, they serve our family in return. Without the bond, they wither and die. I consider them friends and family. Wait, I introduce you to a pair. Hakky? Stabby? Come here please, Tapsy, you too."
Three elves popped in. Tapsy said: "Master Harry? These be muggles, we may not be seen by them." I answered: "Tapsy, this is Hermione, she has magic, can't you feel it? I want to invite them home for a visit if they want, and wanted to introduce them to my family. Granger's, these are my family, there are more at home."
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Tapsy said: "It be safe Mister Granger. When Master Harry says you are welcome for a visit, we be keeping you safe."
Mr. Granger looked at his wife: "I could not hurt to see what this is all about, especially when Hermione has that magic." Mrs. Granger nodded: "Alright Harry, take us there."
Three pops and a flash took us home. The Grangers were a bit dizzy: "That dizziness will pass in a bit. Trust me, this is the most comfortable way of wizard travel, we can travel through fireplaces. We have a bus for emergencies because no sane men would take that ride voluntarily. We can apparate, that is disappearing in one place and appearing in another, but it feels like they pull you through a tube. Anyway, welcome to Potter Manor."
The Grangers looked around, they stood in a big entrance hall, close to the front door they saw a big skeleton hanging on the ceiling, the style and furniture screamed Old Money.
I chuckled: "We ran out of shacks in the woods where we are bending over our cauldrons, stirring some strange potions. We do that in our basement these days. Let me show you around." I saved the library for last. Hermione was drawn to it like a moth to a flame. I warned her: "Hermione, some books are off-limit, when Taffy, he is the library elf, tells you to not touch it, then don't. I am certain there are books at home that are off-limits too."
Sirius came in, I introduced them to each other, and I dragged Hermione with me to my room: "Hermione there are books you have to see." For the next hours, Little Harry got to play with his new friend.
Schizophrenia 25
Meh, I can live with that. If it keeps the Little one happy then I am happy. Sirius explained the wizarding world to the adults, the reason why I am famous, and why I am alone most of the time.
Sirius: "Harry was raised by his aunt when his parents were murdered seven years ago. They hated magic and abused Harry by letting him sleep in a cupboard under the stairs, starving him, and neglecting him.
He escaped that place two months ago. That set a series of events in action that turned our entire community upside down. One of our most revered wizards was outed as a Dark Wizard for his crimes against Harry. During those months he made friends with four girls and one boy. Harry sometimes acts a lot older than his age, one of the parents of his friends found it suspicious and convinced the others to keep the kids away from him.
He is currently looking for new ones. Your daughter is highly intelligent, isn't she? Shunned by her classmates? Lonely? Well, so is Harry. He took the exams for two grades higher than his age, as I am certain your daughter can do the same.
What I want to propose, is joint homeschooling of both. Instead of going to school, Hermione comes here and studies normal and magic with Harry. That gives her a head start when she goes to magic school, the normal studies will advance further than in her school, and she will have friends. Our elves can do the transportation, so she is a simple call away."
Mrs. Granger asked: "Harry is two years ahead? Even with seven years of abuse?" Sirius nodded: "He had to play stupid, he got punished for doing better than their son. He was mostly hiding in the library and he has a very good memory."
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Xxxxx
When we were reading some magic books, suddenly Kai flamed in with Susan and Hannah. Susan glared at me: "Why did you make Aunty Amelia sad? When she heard you invited the Weasleys to play with you she had tears in her eyes."
Huh? I am the bad guy? Since when? "Why are you mad at me? She is the one that made you stay away from me. Or did you decide for yourself to not be friends anymore? Why did you both stay away? Neville? Daphne and Tracey? Did I do something wrong?"
Hannah said: "Aunty Amelia said you are too dangerous to be around with. Things happen when you are with us. Gran Longbottom said it too. She said you are too smart for your age."
Hermione interrupted Hannah: "I am too smart for my age too, does that mean smart people are dangerous? So if you are not dangerous then you are stupid? Are you are telling Harry that you are not his friends anymore because your aunt tells you so?"
I sighed: "Susan, Hannah, go back home before you get in trouble with your aunt. She kicked me out of your house and made certain even the Greengrasses stay away. So I don't care if she is sad, I guess it is self-pity. Kai, take them back."
Kai flamed them back home, I looked at Hermione: "That was a mood killer, let's find your parents." Hermione asked: "What kind of bird was that? It had flames!" I said: "That was Kai the phoenix. He has special powers. He can transport people like you just saw, his tears can heal almost anything, and his song has magic that can make you happy or sad. When he dies he gets reborn in flames. I saved him from a bad master, but he likes to stay with the girls more than with me."
Xxxxx
When we found Sirius and the Grangers, I told Sirius of the visit from Susan and Hannah. He just rolled his eyes: "Have some patience with them, Harry, they will come around. We were just discussing your and Hermione's schooling with Jean and Mark. If you both agree then we will home school you here in magic and normal studies. Along with the four youngest Weasleys. I am certain that I can contact Moony to tutor you all."
I was confused, the Weasleys in normal classes? Ron can barely write his own name! I said: "Oook… we will teach them the normal classes, they can help with our magic?"
Sirius grinned: "That is the idea, otherwise you will advance too fast. Mark here said child geniuses are having it hard to adjust between older students, that is the reason they held Hermione back."
Jean said to Hermione: "Honey we are going to draw a schedule for the hours and days you are going to spend here, tomorrow the Weasleys are visiting here to get to know us. Let us go home now and talk it over." They left with a pop.
I turned to Sirius: "You realize that the Weasleys are totally ignorant about the normal world? Mr. Weasley does not even know what a rubber duck is for. I doubt that Ron can read or write at this age." Sirius grinned at my comment: "It will be an adventure for both sides!" That is what I am afraid of.
Xxxxx
We prepared for the next dungeon run, I raided the library for medium spell books, I focused on runes, warding, and enchanting. This made my Bone Spears more durable and give me more damage. The ward-stones gave an area of light damage. I opened every book that had a glow, after several hours I learned all medium spell books and had a splitting headache. Sirius got some battle gear out of the Black vault and ordered some armor on my size.
That night I finally got to level nine. With two weeks to go, it will be close. Sirius summarized: "We have to kill that Lich at least two more times to get more experience points for every kill." I agreed: "Yes we do, it is better to do it one hour before breakfast too. It is only for two weeks and I can heal some of the fatigue."
Xxxxx
That morning we did a speed run, clearing the rif-raf, stopping just before the Necromancer. When we finished our breakfast, the Weasleys flood in. The Twins, Ron and Ginny, followed by Mr. and Mrs. Weasley. We already were familiar with each other from the birthday party, so we waited for the Grangers to pop in. Ten minutes later the adults were talking, while we went to the playroom. I introduced them to my muggle toys and games. Ginny hit it off with Hermione, being the only girl in the family, talking with another girl is refreshing. Ron was browsing through the different games, while the twins were looking calculating at me.
T-one: "Heir Potter, there is"
T-two: "a rumor that you"
T-one: "are dangerous to be"
T-two: "around with. Do we"
T-one: "have to be"
T-two: "afraid to be here?"
I shrugged: "I can be dangerous, but so can the both of you. Danger can come from everywhere. Even from a rat. But the both of you don't look like cowards, so I am sure you will survive the day."
T-one: "Brother, he has a point."
T-two: "I agree Brother. We will survive the day."
I rolled my eyes at that comment: "Wait until we visit the muggle side to form an opinion." Ron heard that comment, he yelled: "We are going to the muggle side? Those are dangerous! They will burn us at the stake! We are going to die!"
Hermione asked: "What are muggles? Are they dangerous?" Ron nodded: "Yes! They hunt us and tie us on the village square on a pole and burn us to death!" I asked the twins: "Did you both tell him that?" The twins grinned and nodded.
This is going to be… meh. "Ron they did that five hundred years ago. Now they are peaceful. Hermione's parents are muggles, and I advise you to not believe everything your brothers tell you. The magical world is wonderful, but the muggle world is too. We are going to explore both sides. I grew up in the muggle world so is Hermione, we will keep you safe ok?"
Great, now I have one that believes everything she reads in a book and one that believes everything the twins tell him. I am curious what the Grangers thinking of the Weasley parents. That is one great culture clash.
Anyway, one more level to go.
8 A new level.
The dungeon got harder, our manner of killing them became more vicious, Sirius started with fiendfyre, while I transmuted soil into oil, speeding the killing up. My shields and cooling spells were getting better too.
The only thing that was bothering me was the division between Little Harry and Old Harry. Instead of merging completely from the start, I wanted to protect the kid from the Zombie dungeon. It backfired into a Schizophrenia skill, with Old Harry doing the dungeons and the kid dominating the day. It also limited my time to practice new spells.
We also did not think it through… putting a studious kid together with… well, the Weasleys. They are total opposites, how J.K. could get them together is a mystery. In the end, we split them up, boys and girls apart. And Little Harry alternating between them. Madness.
Xxxxx
With a week to spare, we reached level 10.
Main quest completed:
Quest: Reach level ten, escape Privet Drive. Time limit: 3 months
Reward: Random skill.
New Skill: Blacksmith.
Blacksmith? As in swords and armor? Maybe it is useful in the Lord of the Rings or some World like that.
First level completed
Main Quest completed: 2
Optional Quests completed: 6
Hidden Quests completed: 5
Bonus Quests completed: 1
Time Bonus: 9 months.
Total score: 72% + 10% Extreme Hard Mode.
Reward: one free Ability
Progress to Level 2 Y/N?
Fucking YES! leave this nightmare behind! I turned to Sirius: "Goodbye Sirius, I move to Level 2. I'll try hard to not summon you, I don't know if I summon a copy of you or the real one. Take care of this little one. I learned a lot about true friendship, and I leave this Level with one true friend. Thank you for being one."
Sirius looked sad at me: "I will miss you pup, thank you for cleaning our world up. Tomorrow I am going to leave the Alliance, together with House Black. You did not deserve that treatment."
We left the dungeon, I selected the Ability Cut/Paste. I remembered that one from a Japanese manga. It is dead useful, Cutting skills and professions from an enemy and Pasting it on myself, a friend, or an object, it is a legendary level cheat. Too bad it has a cooldown of one week. I can get rid of the Schizophrenia that way. With a last hug, I pressed Yes.
Xxxxx
I woke up in that fucking cupboard again.
Level 2
Current World: Harry Potter, Hogwarts Year 1
Main Quest: Reach level 15 in three months. Destroy Tom Riddle.
Restrictions: Without help from Goblins, DMLE, or Department of Mysteries.
Quest Reward: Random Skill. Failure: Death.
WTF? No new world? I was kind of hoping for DXD or To love Ru, one of those with a lot of skin contact. I hope I don't have to do all seven years. It said destroy Tom, so this world did a reset or it is another universe. Those restrictions are going to cripple me. A tempus showed me it was the day the letter will arrive.
My Inventory showed: 0£ 0G 0S 0K Items 0. My Title Master of Death was blocked, the Wizarding magic is disabled too. I did Cut my skill Schizophrenia from my skill list. Just on time! Aunt Petunia let me out of my cage. I Paste it on her, enjoy it, uncle Vernon! Maybe her other personality will set you on a diet.
I cooked breakfast for the herd, regularly tasting if the food was well done. While cooking I went over current Harry's memory. It was not so bad, neglect, a minimum of food and clothes, they rather threw Dudley's clothes away than storing it until it fits for me. Some beatings for accidental magic, you know, five to ten years in prison tops.
When they told me to get the mail, the Hogwarts letter went into my Inventory. Hmm… I'll collect some more evidence. I practiced Observe for the rest of the day, the Gardening was easy peasy, with my Druidic Affinity. Plants wanted to grow for me.
I nicked some spare knives and iron pegs from the shed. That night in the dungeon was not easy, I had to recreate new weapons without Wizarding Magic. It worked with Weapon crafting combined with Elemental Magic and Blacksmithing. I have to unlock Wizarding Magic fast. It is too useful to be neglected.
Xxxxx
The next morning I intercepted two letters addressed to my cupboard, the day after, three. I stored two and showed the third to Vernon: "Uncle, this came for me, first I thought it is a joke, but they know where I sleep."
Vernon ripped the letter from my hand, his eyes scanned the address, he started mumbling the different possibilities: "Surveillance cameras, infrared, infiltration spies." louder he said: "These are nonsenses boy. Get back to work." He got to Petunia and started whispering, they went upstairs for an hour. When they came back down Petunia took me to the smallest bedroom AKA Dudley's broken toy room.
"This is your room from now on, keep it clean, and don't touch Dudleys stuff." She said with a sour face. I looked at the room, in a corner was the old bed Dudley outgrew, and a broken cabinet. In another corner was a small table and chair. The rest of the room was occupied with broken toys.
"Wow, Aunt Petunia, it is almost bigger than my broom cupboard." That comment got me a slap to my head. "Be grateful you have a roof over your head freak! If it was up to us you would be in an orphanage." She went downstairs. Well, I suppose it is an upgrade.
The next days followed canon, including the hundred owls on the front porch, the hotel, and the island. It did cut back on my dungeon time. Instead, I trained my Observe to lvl 30 and Animagus form, I still can't fly through. I pulled three tail feathers, it hurt like hell! I had to Basic Heal my ass when I changed back. Imagine you got stabbed in the ass with a knitting needle, well, now you know how it felt. There is no way I will give those feathers voluntarily.
Xxxxx
Anyway, Hagrid made his grand entrance, did his speech, gave Dudley his tail, and flew us to London. We arrived at the Cauldron in one piece, inside the crowd smothered me, while Hagrid was basking in the shared glory. I spotted Quirrell by his purple turban, Hagrid introduced us: "Harry, meet professor Quirrell, the new defense teacher."
While I was shaking his hand, nothing happened. That is weird, I expected him to crumble into dust. Maybe Voldy is just piggybacking him. Meh, I kill him later. When they calmed down Hagrid guided me into the alley.
Our first stop was Gringotts, out of principle I refuse to read the fucking poem. In every fanfiction, it is recited. Yata yata, give your gold, yatayata if you steal we kill you. Hagrid kept to the script, Dumbledore is great and be nice to the small buggers.
We went first to the Hogwarts vault, then to my vault. When Griphook opened the vault, I asked: "Those coins are heavy, is there a way to carry more without breaking my back?" A mokeskin poach cost me thirty galleons, I shoveled a load into the bag while scanning the vault for hidden trunks. That old goat must have removed it. When Griphook closed the vault I held my hand open at him: "Key please." I did not give a shit about Hagrid's protests.
Outside of Gringotts, I said: "I think I am going to buy a cat later on. Hagrid, I can shop on my own now, you better get that thing from that vault to Hogwarts. I am used to shopping alone." Hagrid protested: "I have to be by your side, Harry! Dumbledore said to not leave you out of my sight."
"Well Dumbledore is not my family, he is just a headmaster from a school. If he is too controlling, I might go to a different school." Hey, that is an idea! Can I go to the other side of the pond? I think Salem has a school there. I pressed on: "Hagrid, I am taking care of myself for eleven years, I can handle some shopping on my own."
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Without looking back I took off, on the way to Gringotts I had spotted the trunk shop. That was my first stop, Hagrid followed me from a distance. In the shop, I found a nice four-compartment trunk, it has a small apartment in it. It contained a study, a small bedroom, kitchen, and a bathroom. Four hundred-fifty Galleons were well spent. With all the bells and whistles it was another fifty galleons.
Hagrid protested with the cost of the trunk, I shot back: "I would have thought my parents would have their old trunk in my trust vault. That would have been better. Now leave me alone."
I headed to Malkins for my robes, on the way there, I spotted a muggle clothing store, on the front window in big fonts it said: Muggle disguises! From young to old! They will never find you! A half-hour later I was set for my normal clothes. The half-blood owner had a wonderful time selling the most ridiculous stuff to the pure-bloods.
Xxxxx
Dressed more properly, I headed to Madam Malkins. In the shop, they were serving two girls, twins with a sarong so I am guessing those are the Patils. Patiently I waited for my turn, in the meantime, I was guessing who was Padma and who Parvati is. After a while they noticed my stare, the bold one asked: "Why are you staring at us?"
I shrugged: "For many reasons, first, it is to spot differences between you two. Second, I happen to like to stare at pretty girls. Third… Nah, the second reason said it all." Both girls have a nice blush. "No honestly, I was hoping you are first years too for Hogwarts, so I have a few familiar faces when I go there. My name is Harry Potter, by the way, you can call me Harry if you want. I am not certain about Wizard's customs."
The bold one gasped: "You are Harry Potter? How can you not know Wizard customs? You live in a Castle with your House-elves and friends! My name is Parvati Patil, this is my sister Padma."
"To be honest, that Castle can fit in a broom cupboard, and I am a substitute for that elf. I am raised in the muggle world, so I don't know a thing about Wizard customs. If you want, you both can be my first friends."
The mother was following the conversation and was getting the hints I dropped. She said: "Heir Potter, can I invite you tomorrow to our home, we can show you the main customs so you are better prepared." I smiled at her: "I would like that very much, thank you. But how do I get there? I came here with a flying motorcycle." That got me a lesson in Wizarding transportation, the best option is that knight-bus.
It was my turn on the pedestal, I got fashion advice from the twins for wizarding wear. We finished with the complete set, spelled to the brim. When we went outside, I told Hagrid: "I'll stay with the Patils for the shopping." Mrs. Patil asked him: "Why isn't a teacher guiding Heir Potter? This is highly irregular. I will demand some answers from McGonagall. You can leave now, Heir Potter will be guided by us."
Finally, Hagrid admitted defeat and left. At Flourish & Blotts I browsed through the books while unlocking my Basic and Medium Wizarding Magic. I bought some extra books to show I wanted to learn, although I already know the stuff completely.
Xxxxx
We saved the wands for last, I have to settle for Olivanders, even if there is a better wand-crafter in Knock-turn Alley, I am certain Mrs. Patil won't go there. To be honest, Olivander is getting on my nerves too. He is too condescending at the Tri-wizard Cup. I got first, while he was yapping about my parent's wands, I got measured, when the tape measure went between my legs, I ripped it apart.
I glared at him: "That thing just measured my nose! Between how many people's legs has that thing been already? Does it have to be between my legs or are you an old pervert?" Speechless Olivander looked at me, I piled on: "Does this have a purpose? It helps to find a match or is it to annoy me?"
Olivander recuperated: "It does serve a purpose, Mr. Potter, it helps to define the length, core, and type of wood for your wand." Total bullshit, he dragged half his shop at me before he presented the holly and phoenix feather wand. I admit it gave a good reaction until he said its brother is Voldemort's wand.
"I don't want that wand! Get me another one." Olivander: "I am afraid this is the best match for you Mr. Potter." I shot back: "Well Mr. Olivander, you have dragged half of your store to me, maybe there is a better match in the other half. Or do you know another store where I can buy a wand? Because I don't want this one!"
Mrs. Patil interrupted: "Maybe you can get the girls their wands first Mr. Olivander. I am sure there can be a solution found for Heir Potter. I know a wand-crafter that does custom works, we know he has the money to pay for it, so there is no harm."
Hah, I like to troll that dude, he is too chubby with Dumbledore. Also, that measuring show is fake, if he found a match after three or five wands, then I believe it, not after a half hour. I am surprised I did not level my Tantrum.
The girls got their wands, reluctantly Olivander tested some other wands, finally, I got a good match. I am still planning to get a custom wand made though.
Xxxxx
We said our goodbyes, I went back to Gringotts and changed some Galleons into Pounds. Outside, I found a secluded spot and flamed to a hidden corner close to home. Vernon was waiting for me, ready to confiscate the freaky stuff.
I shoved him through the room with Telekinesis and held him there: "Calm down uncle before I do some real harm. I plan to stay here until the end of the month. After that, you will never see me again. You realize that the moment those freaks find out I lived in a cupboard, they will come calling. I heard their prison is a nasty one. You to aunty, hitting a five-year-old kid with a frying pan is not normal behavior. New Zealand is nice to live in I heard."
I went upstairs, realizing I forgot to buy a cat. Meh, next year is good too. With my Wizarding Magic unlocked, I could do some serious leveling, I missed Sirius though, we became a good team. After five hours I called it a night. The bed in my trunk was comfy, so was the bathtub. Life was good again.
Xxxxx
The next day I prepared for the visit to the Patils. Three bouquets of flowers, a nice selection from my work in the garden I must say. I transformed some sand into beautiful vases, not certain what to get for the dad, I decided to skip him or he thinks I am going for his twins.
The Knight-bus is a nightmare. Those wizards that invented it should be shot down. It is fun to read about it, but you try to drink a cup of cocoa in it. Anyway, the bus dropped me off at the Patils, they were waiting for me outside.
"Thank you for inviting me into your home sir. I brought a present for your wife and daughters. I hope I do not cross some boundaries, it is given with the best intentions." I presented the three vases with flowers. Mr. Patil checked me out: "Welcome to our home Heir Potter, my wife told me of your lack of knowledge about our customs. For example, your gift could be seen as a preliminary to a courting. Especially when you came here alone without a guardian." Nice one dad! I am not even inside the house and he is talking marriage. It must be an Indian custom, or I am a good catch.
"I think eleven is a bit young to go courting sir, but I'll keep your daughters in mind in a year or two. For now, we best settle on friendship." Mr. Patil had a sense of humor and laughed: "I agree Heir Potter,
we can't rush it, I must compliment you with the choice of flowers and vases, they go well together."
Should I brag? I only have my wand for less than a day. Better not, or they declare me the incarnation of Merlin, or worse, the secret son of Dumbledore!
Inside the house there was another family, they were introduced as the Dunbar's: "Heir Potter, these are our good friends, Charles Dunbar, his wife Denise Dunbar nee Parker, and their daughter Fay, who is in the same year as my girls and you."
Mrs. Patil said: "We invited them, because of some comments you made yesterday. Denise is a healer at St Mungo's, and I want her to check you for health issues. If you are raised by muggles, then the chance exists you need your inoculations for Wizarding diseases. Is it alright that she does an examination in a private room?"
Manipulation 24
Hell yeah! That was the reason I dropped the hints in the first place. Reluctantly I nodded. In the next room, I had to strip, the only thing I was allowed was my boxers. The tally was impressive, core blocked, malnourished, stunted growth, bad glasses, she commented: "You better get a good lawyer Heir Potter. There is no way these are accidental mistakes. I want a curse specialist to check you out if that is ok with you. Can I make an appointment for next week on Monday?"
"You can Mrs. Dunbar, I never saw a doctor before. What time do you want me there?" She smiled: "Let us discuss that inside."
In the sitting room Mrs. Dunbar explained: "Ranma, Divia, I want for you to act as temporary guardians for Heir Potter. There are too many things wrong with him to call it a coincident or a confluence of circumstances. His core is blocked for 80%! His health is very poor and there are trackers and spells all over him. I want you to bring him to St Mungo's next Monday. It is even best if he stays here until then."
Oh, Nononono! I have to nip that in the bud: "Erm, a tracker? Does that mean someone is tracking me where I stay? Do I bring trouble to your door? I don't want that! I am glad for the help, but I don't want to put you in danger. Can I stay with my relatives and visit on Sunday? And please, you all can call me Harry."
Papa Patil was touched I was thinking about their safety: "Maybe that is best Harry. It must be someone powerful to pull this of. Visit us Sunday afternoon, and spend the night." Good, I saved my dungeon time. Sunday night? Padma to my left and Parvati on the right. Fay may decide where she can sleep on the bed.
Manipulation 25
I spend the rest of the day with the girls. Fay is a shy girl, maybe that is the reason J.K. did not notice her. They were surprised I already memorized the course books. While we were out in the garden, Parvati joked: "So mighty wizard, did you come to claim us three maidens? You move fast, even before someone else has the chance, you stake your claim."
I joked back: "You are right fair maiden, I have to move fast before I lose you all to some pretty boys. I have to dazzle you with my talents and wits." I saw some flowers that looked normal and transformed a little sand into a vase, I picked a bouquet of flowers and gave it to Fay: "Dear fair maiden Fay, I did not know you were present today, here is my gift for you." Dammed! The moment I gave Fay her vase I realized what I have done. I could not help but show off again.
The poor girl had steam coming out of her ears. Speechless she looked at the vase, Padma asked: "Harry? Did you create our vases too?" I sighed and nodded: "Yes, I am practicing it away from my relatives for some time now. I get punished if I have a magical accident at home."
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Now I hope they did not notice I did it wandless. Fay woke up from her daze: "Harry thank you, you don't have to worry, we will wait for you." Huh? We will wait? My confusion showed on my face, Parvati joked: "Too late Harry! You can't back out now. We accepted your intention. You did not know it first, but with Fay, you knew of the tradition. You made it look the same as our vases, so you are aiming for a set." Now I was the one with steam coming out of my ears.
Giggling, the girls showed Fay's vase to the parents. Mr. Patil raised his eyebrow when the girls explained how I made the vase. He asked: "Harry? Where is your wand?" Crap! In my trunk, which is in my Inventory! I answered: "At home in my trunk. We are not allowed to use it, so there is no reason to have it on me."
Fay put her vase next to the others. Mr. Dunbar commented: "His core is blocked for 80%? he is bloody Merlin incarnated!" Please don't say a next Dumbledore or I'll puke.
Parvati pushed her joke a bit too far: "Dad, by creating the vase he made the claim for courting us. He even put it into words, he had to dazzle us before he lost us to some pretty boys. His own words."
I'll never talk to girls again. They twist everything in their favor.
Mrs. Dunbar thought things over: "We can use this to our advantage. Harry, hear me out, as the last Heir of a Most Ancient and Most Noble house, it is in your right to choose your own bride or brides. Nobody can refuse your choice, except the girls that you want to court of course. As parents of the girls you are courting, we can claim guardianship for the duration of the courtship. The vases you made are acceptable because you created them yourself and wandless. That will get you out of the grasp of the one that is tracking you. The more impressive the gift, the better your claim is."
That is something to think about. I just have to up the value of the gift? Easy peasy. I opened my mokeskin pouch and pretended to take my tail feathers out. I put one in each vase, concentrated, and put a stasis charm on the flowers, I added some runes on the inside of the vase to collect ambient magic, to sustain the stasis using the feather as a focus point, and I have a badass gift.
I asked: "Will this do?"
New skill unlocked:
Crafting.
The parents had trouble picking their jaws from the floor. Mr. Patil: "Did you witness that? He did not even have a day in school! Harry? How did you know how to do that? Those are advanced spells!"
"I found some books on the attic, I read them when my aunt found out she burned them. I guess they were from my mother." I'll better check the attic, maybe, my mum's trunk is there like in the previous level.
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Mrs. Dunbar said: "This is a marvelous gift, Harry. Nobody can deny the value of it. A vase with everlasting flowers, enchanted with the help of a phoenix tail feather, is priceless. From those feathers, you can create at least ten prime quality wands.
I interrupted: "Ehm… This is just to get rid of that tracker right? I don't think I am ready to marry three girls." Mr. Dunbar said: "Harry, it is a way to get you away from the people that are harming you. But to be honest with you, you would be my first choice for a son-in-law. The magic you performed just now, most seventh-year students have a hard time doing that with a wand, I doubt they even can cast a spell without a wand."
Mr. Patil nodded: "It is the same here Harry, You have everything going for you. Rich, from an ancient bloodline, and with powerful magic. I would sign a contract today for both my daughters."
Crap! Another marriage trap. But then again, if I finish this level, I move to another universe or world. I said: "Sir, you just met me today, how can you be certain I would treat them right? I could be a monster in disguise."
Mrs. Patil answered: "We spend time with you yesterday, Harry, the girls could not stop talking about you. And you impressed me too at Olivanders, most children are too intimidated by Olivander to protest the treatment. But we are not talking about marriage. It is purely for getting you out of that abusive home."
Mrs. Dunbar: "We have to register the courting and let someone appraise the gifts. Any thoughts? Gringotts or the ministry?" Mr. Patil: "It is better we deal with Gringotts, The ministry is extremely bigoted. They don't care that our line goes back for three thousand years. We are just the second generation in Britain, they forget the rest."
Mr. Dunbar summed it up: "We invite the Potter lawyer this Sunday afternoon, Monday morning we register it at Gringotts. I think I can get a few lords from the gray faction to witness it. We let Gringotts file it at the ministry. After Gringotts Harry goes to St Mungos. Is that alright with you Harry?"
I nodded. Meh, it is less work for me.
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I went back to my jail after dinner, the attic was a bust, nothing there at all. Dudley was still afraid of me, every time he saw me he ran out of the room. At night I cornered him: "Dudley, stand still so I can remove that tail from your ass." Surprised that I would help him he stood still, it took a second to remove the tail. "Here you go, I bet that feels better." Dudley was confused: "Why did you help me?" I shrugged: "Your parents are horrible people, you are just the result of their parenting."
In my trunk, I prepared for my dungeon. I noticed there was a new ID Create: Goblin Dungeon. Great, if they are like those buggers from Gringotts, then I am in for a hard time.
I entered the Goblin dungeon and started slow. The goblins were nothing like those from Gringotts, these were small, smelly, and stupid. Did I mention green? Yep, it sucks that the dungeon is a wood area, so they are good at ambushing.
Five hours later I came out, the experience points were better than the Zombie Dungeon but much more dangerous.
The rest of the week I spend studying, trying different spells to locate and kill the goblins. I slowly developed my Elemental Magic. Earth, Water, and Fire Magic were relatively easy, Air andLightning were hard. The most used method for killing Goblins is to trap their feet in the ground and toss a fireball at them. A reversed bubblehead charm works too. Instead of providing air, it removes air from their face. The first time I tried lightning I almost killed myself, the ground was soaked and it zapped my but off.
Xxxxx
The Dursleys and I came to an understanding, they ignore me, and I ignore them. The food was great, yeah, mainly because I cooked it myself in the trunk.
On Sunday noon I arrived at the Patils, they introduced me to the Potter lawyer. Mr. Patil: "Harry, meet your family lawyer Lord Howey. We explained our intentions and the results of the examination of Denise." I shook his hand, I thought it was Tonks that used to be the default lawyer.
Lord Howey: "Well met Heir Potter, I must say you were hard to find the last ten years, it was like you disappeared from the earth." I answered: "Well met Mr. Howey, I was dropped on the doorstep of my mother's sister. I would think that it is a logical choice to look for me?"
Lord Howey explained: "That is just the thing Heir Potter, we did not know the husband's name. And all methods of scrying, owls or elves were blocked." I handed two Hogwart letters to him: "These are the first letters I got from the wizarding world. First, there was one, the next day two, the day after three. A few days later there were a hundred owls in our front yard. My uncle refused to let me go to Hogwarts, Hagrid forcefully took me to London on my birthday."
That is enough dirt to start with. Lord Howey fumed when he saw the address: "The cupboard under the stairs? Did you sleep in a cupboard?" I nodded: "Ten years. I hid the first letters, anything related to magic got me a beating. On the third day, they saw the letter and moved me to the smallest bedroom. Once I tried to complain to a teacher, a few days later he got transferred, and I spend a week in my cupboard on bread and water." That is a nasty memory, one of the worst.
I mentioned: "Aunt Petunia said a few days ago that if it was their choice, then I was dropped off at an orphanage. So it seems they were forced to foster me. That explains how they treated me. Do you think this courtship will help me to get away from my relatives?"
Lord Howey nodded at me: "Dumbledore blocked the will and all communications regarding you, he said it was for your own safety. This letter proves that it was a lie. I inspected the presents you gave to the girls, and I am impressed. It will be no problem to approve the courtship. Especially when you can create another one in front of the witnesses."
I shrugged: "That is easy, although I used all the feathers I owned, I need something magical to replace it." There is no way I pull another one out of my ass. It hurt like a bitch.
Mr. Patil said: "We have some unicorn tail hairs, that is a good replacement."
Xxxxx
The next morning we went into Gringotts, the girls carried the sand and flowers for the demonstration. Inside Gringotts we were led to a big meeting room, The Dunbars were waiting with four other couples. I recognized the Greengrasses and the Abbots. Madam Bones was present too. It figures that she was a prime candidate for a witness. The other couple was Mr. and Mrs. Dervish.
After the introductions were made, Mr. Dunbar started: "Last Thursday at Patil Manor, Heir Potter made his intentions clear to court our daughters, meaning Padma and Parvati Patil, and Fay Dunbar. He did so with a gift he made himself. On the table, you can see three vases with everlasting flowers. Heir Potter made the vases and enchanted the flowers himself. To prove it, he will, if Gringotts allows it, demonstrate it here in this room."
The demonstration went fine, I completed the set with another vase in the same style, the flowers and unicorn hair got enchanted. Mr. Dunbar did not mention I did all that Wandless, so the first minute was dead silent. Madam Bones was the first to snap out of it: "Sweet Morgana! That is beyond Newt level! It is certainly an acceptable gift Lord Dunbar and Lord Patil."
Lord Greengrass asked me: "Heir Potter? Why did you decide to court girls so early?" I answered: "So that Lord Patil and Lord Dunbar can be my guardians, the ones I have are criminals, whoever they are." He pressed on: "Just to get away from your present guardians you start courting?" I shrugged: "Are you telling me everyone marries their true love? There are no arranged marriages in the wizarding world? No one marries for money or status? Or for a family alliance? Would your daughter refuse the gift? If you have a daughter that is."
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Embarrassed he shut up. I did not forget the contract with his Daphne in the other world. My argument won the day. They approved the courtship, and the guardianship was divided between Patil for the wizards and Dunbar for the muggle side. Madam Bones filed the paperwork at the ministry.
Lord Howey: "Madam Bones, can you send someone from child services to St Mungo's? There are several issues with Heir Potter that need their attention. He will be there for an examination."
Xxxxx
St Mungos was fun. It was like someone stirred a hornet's nest. I was surrounded by ten healers, all doing their thing. The list was long, it ended with the piece of voldy in my scar. Poor me, so many things are wrong with me, it is sad.
Meh, fuck them. They all are stupid sheep that listen to the one with the biggest magic power. Anyway, my problems got fixed, all blocks removed, they even got rid of the Horcrux.
Dumbledore is going to use his favors to stay afloat, when my new guardians get the statements from my vaults, they are going to present the evidence to the Daily Liar. In the following days, Dumbledore will have to use the last of his favors to keep his headmasters' job. He will be forced to return the money and items he stole from my vault.
Xxxxx
I was halfway to my goal. The next day, we went back to Gringotts to my account manager, Mr. Dunbar and Patil showed the results of my examination. Blooddagger exploded: "A Horcrux? Did that maniac make a Horcrux?"
Mr. Patil: "Not a real one, it latches to the scar, the curse healer suspected he made more than one, on that night it ripped a part of and is connected to that scar. Otherwise, it would not work." M.r Dunbar: "We came for Heir Potter's ring, and an inheritance test. He is courting three girls, maybe he has more Lordships, otherwise, some have to settle as consorts."
Hold on a minute! It is bloody courting dude! Not marriage. Those two have too much wishful thinking going on. When I put my ring on, Tapsy popped in and hugged my legs: "Master Harry! We found you at last! You must be coming home."
I said: "Hello? What is your name? I am your master?" I have to pretend not to know them. Tapsy explained the manor and elves: "Master must come home to set the wardstones. Bad mister whiskers is wanting to steal from us."
Mr. Patil: "We finish here first Harry, then we go to your home. Blooddagger, the inheritance test please." Again, there were no surprises for me
Harry James Potter
Heir Primary of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Potter by blood
Heir Primary of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Black by blood adoption
Heir Primary of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of House Peverell by blood
Heir Primary of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Slytherin by right of conquest
Heir Primary of House of Gaunt by right of conquest.
I joked: "Well… I have room for two more girls." Those bloody bastards can't take a joke. Mr. Patil said: "There is Daphne Greengrass and Hannah Abbot, you met the parents yesterday. There is also Susan Bones, the niece of Madam Bones."
Mr. Dunbar added: "Susan Bones and Daphne Greengrass can't fill the part. They need their own house to continue. Astoria Greengrass is acceptable, Lavender Brown too.
But first Manager Blooddagger, are there contracts open on those houses? You see Harry, most Ancient Houses have a lot of dormant contracts as a fail-safe when the House is in trouble. It is safe to say House Potter is in trouble. I wonder, who of House Black blood adopted you?"
Blooddagger: "I have to search through the archives, come back tomorrow afternoon, the account manager from House Black will be present to give the ring. House Gaunt had no vaults the last century, the Slytherin vault is last claimed in the fifties but the claim was rejected by the ring."
Xxxxx
Tapsy popped us to Potter Manor, Mr. Patil and Dunbar guided me to set the wardstone. When all was set, Mr. Patil asked me: "Harry? As your guardians, we have to decide where you will live, but we want your opinion first. You can stay with either of us, here is an option too, but we need to hire a chaperon to live here."
I thought for a bit: "I'll stay this month with you if that is ok for you both, or I can switch weekly between your houses. I like to live here next year for the holidays." Mr. Dunbar: "That can be arranged. Stay this week with Ranma and next week with me. We have the whole school year to search for a chaperon. We will visit here for a few days too."
Xxxxx
We spend the following weeks preparing for school, when the word got out that I stayed at the Patils and Dunbars, they suddenly became quite popular. My guardians did a press release, explaining why I never received any of the fan mail and was raised by muggles, not in a castle.
I introduced them to my meditation place, meaning the Empty Dungeon. "It helps with my magic control, and it relaxes me."
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I got to Level 12 by the end of the month. My Observe is at lvl 45 now and is starting to show more than some name and age. With the goblin dungeon, I developed some kind of radar sense. Through my magic, I sense their presence, so I rarely get ambushed anymore. It is a part of Mage Sight because that is leveling up fast.
Anyway, tomorrow it is time to leave for Hogwarts.