200/200 Power Stones |WE GOT THERE BOYS!!!! (And ladies)
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Samantha Carter was having a very bad day. The Goa'uld Apophis had decided to invade Earth and had sent two Ha'tak-class Interstellar ships to destroy Earth. Her and her team had been grounded and told that that they couldn't go and stop said ships, the Pentagon overriding Hammond and ordering them to stay put whilst they field-tested a new type of nuclear warhead.
SG-1 defied those orders, used the Stargate to try and reach their staging location but ended up in one of the ships' cargo holds, where the Goa'uld had stored the targeted stargate. This lead to CQC, close quarters combat, that very nearly ended with them dead or injured. Eventually they managed to lay the C-4 explosives. This is where things started getting complicated...
You see, Daniel Jackson, the other nerdy member of SG-1 had found Skaara; a friend who had been implanted with a Goa'uld symbiote. This lead to an hours worth of fighting, being caught, escaping, getting help from Teal'cs' master Bra'tac, capturing Skaara, getting the two ships to fight and then fleeing in space-fighters known as Death Gliders as the two ships were blown to kingdom-come by high powered explosives.
And now, they were stuck in orbit for the next few hours as NASA tried to pull its head out of its ass and dock to the gliders. She was really tired after all this nonsense. Who knew fighting aliens and saving your home planet made you want to drink several cups of coffee and take some painkillers?
"What a splendid view." Teal'c spoke from the front seat of the cockpit, his tone mellow and calm now that the fighting had ceased. She peeled her hands from her face and looked on at the serene spinning orb that she and many others called home.
"Yeah... That is a cool view..." She winced, feeling the raising of an eyebrow from her friend. She was horrible at this social interaction stuff, it's why she always deferred to Colonel O'Niell when it came to friendly greetings. Jackson wasn't horrible at diplomacy either. A sigh escaped her lips as she looked at the chat screen hovering before her.
Drecarios Frost- You cannot not like ice cream! It's sacrilege if you hate ice cream!!! 🤬
Shiroe of Log Horizon- Well, I don't like it. It melts too easily, gets everywhere and makes everything sticky!
Izuku Midoriya- Did you seriously just pull an Anakin Skywalker-I hate sand, routine????
Tony Stark- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE THIS KID!!!!!
Jester Lavorre- hehehe, I don't know who Anakin Sky-blower is but ThAt was a SICK BuUuuUrrrrRnnnnnN! 😈😈😈
Loki Odinson- I do not understand how I could have been invited to a chat with such imbeciles...
Tony Stark- Come on Reindeer Games, you're just as special!
Gandalf The White- I often ponder the same question that you have queried Loki
Drecarios Frost- Oh the Wizard has finally graced us with his presence... Never too late I suppose...
Gandalf The White- A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to
Tony Stark- HE SAID THE THING!!!!
Gandalf The White- I am most confused?
Drecarios Frost- THE THING!
Jester Lavorre- ThE ThInG...!?
Shiroe of Log Horizon- THE THING!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!
Loki Odinson- They have descended into madness, quick Seidr, we must away before it spreads to us!
Gandalf The White- Mmmm, give me a moment, I am currently needing to speak to Saruman... The fool is observing us from the top of his tower and looks close to jumping off...
Drecarios Frost- You may want to recommend that he watches out for spiky things???
Gandalf The White- Curious, why?
Drecarios Frost- Ah because he will be stabbed in the back and drop off the tower.
There was a pause, Samantha began chuckling under her breath as she watched the entire chat devolve into chaos and randomness.
Gandalf The White- ... Unfortunately, it seems that your warning was a tad bit delayed... He just landed onto one of those spikes you mentioned
Tony Stark- RIP 💀💀💀💀
Drecarios Frost- RIP 💀💀💀💀
Jester Lavorre- RIP 💀💀💀💀
Shiroe of Log Horizon- RIP 💀💀💀💀
Gandalf The White- 'RIP'? What does this mean...? I am afraid I do not understand those words from any language present on Middle Earth
Tony Stark- It means: Rest In Peace, old man
Gandalf The White- Ah! Thank you for the explanation young man. As for wishing the deluded fool rest in the orchestra of Eru, he deserves what happened to him... To fall into Morgoth's clutches as he did is the greatest disrespect one can give the creator of the music...
Drecarios Frost- I'm a Frost and even that was 🥶🥶🥶C~O~L~D
Sam started belly laughing as she read about the ending of Saruman, the third movie had just been completed earlier this year and had aired in cinema a month or two ago. The reminder of the movie's events made her laugh deepen as she considered how crazy her life had become.
"Major Carter, are you well?" Teal'cs' concerned voice broke through her, borderline, cackles making her blush something furious and cough awkwardly into her right hand.
"S-sorry Teal'c, I was just reading the chat again... They are talking about Lord of the Rings!" The Jaffa cocked his head to the side whilst staring forwards at the controls of the Death Glider.
"I have not heard of this 'Lord of the Ring'. Does it have some significance to Human military conduct or code...?" His query was so cautious that it made her descend into another bout of laughter that only ended when she nodded through tears.
"Y-yes Teal'c! It certainly is important... Hahahahaha..." The man tilted his head further to the side in confusion.
"I feel as if I am the object of a jest..." Sam held herself back from laughing any louder at him, her stomach and chest already protesting the deep rumbling joy that filled her.
Tony Stark- 🙄Sure Elsa, we get it, you got 'Frost-puns'
Drecarios Frost- We're just chillin, no need to get all cool with me...
Momo Yaoyorozu- That is cringe!
Tony Stark- 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁
Ciri- I joined the weirdest fucking group... What did I do to deserve this...?
Luke Skywalker- Lounged on my couch for a month, or so, straight? No, it is simply chance...
Ciri- Take a fucking chill pill old man, I'll get out of your hair, I just need somewhere to lay low where the hunt can't find me
Drecarios Frost- Heh, Luke is becoming sassy! What happened bud? Your wife kick you out of bed?
Luke Skywalker- I thought you wanted my help Drecarios? Perhaps I was mistaken?
Drecarios Frost- 😑 Yeah I'll shut up now
Tony Stark- Damn, there really is a first time for everything...
Drecarios Frost- Do you want me to turn your building into clay???? 🤨
Tony Stark- I plead the fifth! 😴
Drecarios Frost- Pussy
Tony Stark- Yes please!
Ciri- Shut the fuck up Stark, you're not funny
Izuku Midoriya- NoT FuNnY~! DiDn'T LaUgH~~!
Drecarios Frost- Hahahaha, he just memed your ass!
Tony Stark- I feel as if it is wrong for you to promote swearing to your students Elsa...😑
Luke Skywalker- I second that motion. 👍
Drecarios Frost- You think I give a fuck~? It's their principle's fault that he allowed me to teach them🤗
Gandalf The White- Despite the spirit of the discussion I must interrupt and inform you all that I shall be most busy from here on out. Sauron is waking and will soon attack. The fate of Middle Earth is hanging in the balance and thus I must away
Loki Odinson- May luck be on your side Seidr and the blessings of the fates themselves.
Gandalf The White- Mmm, indeed, I shall see you all once this war ends
Drecarios Frost- Send my best wishes to Aragorn!
Luke Skywalker- We shall meet again Gandalf, believe in the force and it will guide you
Tony Stark- Bye Gandalf!
Jester Lavorre- ByE WIzaRD DuuuuuUUUUuDE!!! 🎇🎇🎇🎆🎆🎆
Ciri- See yah old man
Izuku Midoriya- Bye
Momo Yaoyorozu- Bye
M. Sam Carter- Hah, goodbye Gandalf
Aegon Targaryen- Goodbye
Samantha looked out the window and watched as the shuttle slowly, ever so painfully, rotated and came alongside the first Death Glider. It was going to take at least an hour before they were able to dock with her and Teal'cs' Glider.
"This is going to take forever..." She groaned.
"Indeed." Teal'c responded in kind, though he contained all of his emotion inside himself.
"If only I could figure out how to make more of that Metallic Hydrogen that Drecarios gave us..." The Jaffa maintained silence now, letting her vent her frustrations without interjection.
"But no, it had to be taken away to be studied by Area 51... Gah, sometimes I hate the Military..." Teal'c twitched slightly but maintained his silence, his hands gliding over the few instruments that were still working, such as the proximity sensors.
She watched the shuttle slowly connect and then break away from the Colonel's Glider. Daniel's and Bra'tac's would be next and then they would. "Maybe I could get some help from Drecarios in finding a material that would do a good job replacing Metallic Hydrogen?"
"That sounds most wise." Teal'c intoned softly as he too watched the spacecraft crawl through space towards Daniel and Bra'tac.
"Thanks for listening Teal'c." He inclined his head before settling back into his observations. Sam turned back to the chat whilst they were still waiting.
Aegon Targaryen- My return to Winterfell was celebrated, it seems since my father died that the North is rallying behind anyone with the blood of house Stark
Drecarios Frost- Awesome, let us know if you need some super powered people to come and fuck some stuff up for you... May not always be available but I am sure one of us can help
Tony Stark- Elsa's right, even me in my suit would put medieval weapons to shame
Aegon Targaryen- I understand completely, I was present when you set that beach aflame and roasted those strange creatures as if they were freshly hunted boar upon a spit
Ciri- Eh, even I have a sword and can use some magic, just let me know if you want me present...
Aegon Targaryen- If you need to escape from Luke for a time I am not against friendly company
Ciri- Wow, first time in a while anyone said they actually wanted me to stick around
Aegon Targaryen- I understand the feeling. As a former bastard I can commiserate
Drecarios Frost- Actually, do you have any of that Valerian Steel just hanging around for me to have a look at?
Aegon Targaryen- Unfortunately not, my Father's sword was never recovered from the Lannisters...
Tony Stark- That sucks 😤
M. Sam Carter- I can't offer guns or anything, I don't think I could help much...
Drecarios Frost- Meh, don't worry about it Sam, I can make all the guns and bullets they would ever need... Oh! Remind me to give you some plasma rifles for the SGC at some point... Figure it'll keep me in their good graces so I can come through and scan some stuff at some point?
M. Sam Carter- Sure! Sounds like something we would be interested in
Drecarios Frost- Sweet~! Now I just need to scan some ships from Star Wars and I can get my company fully up and operational... Maybe I can even make my space station in less than a year???
Tony Stark- You're totally inviting me up there when you're done!
M. Sam Carter- Us! US... You will invite all of us!
Drecarios Frost- 😁Sure😁
Sam watched as the shuttle finally approached their Glider, the NASA shuttle navigating a semi-dense field of debris from the recently exploded Ha'taks. Her headache has receded whilst reading the chat. The chat room was a blessing and a curse in some ways, but she'd never give the chance to another person if she could.
It also helped that it had a handsome man with blonde hair and a penchant for giving her advanced materials and offering advanced technologies and scientific papers. A soft smile graced her face as she stared into the middle distance.
"Life is certainly interesting Teal'c..." The man nodded.
"Indeed..."
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