Saying that, Granny Kobayashi was about to kick Akira's butt.
Previously, Akira had pestered Granny Kobayashi every day to practice his spoken language, making her utterly annoyed; now, it had reached the point where she wanted to punch him in the head just by looking at his face.
What a savage old woman…
Akira speculated that Granny Kobayashi must have been a delinquent girl gang leader before marriage, who met her true love, Kobayashi Mika, on her way to dominate the country, and fell in love at first sight, which is why she became a wife.
It's estimated that what Kobayashi Mika experienced after transmigrating was probably: My Future Wife is a Villainess.
"Anyway, rules are rules. I will not provide a separate room for her."
"Oh? So, if it's not a separate room, she can stay?"
Granny Kobayashi didn't answer directly, but said impatiently,
"Whether you bring back a girlfriend or a poor homeless girl, it's none of my business. The moment I hand over the room key, I will no longer concern myself with the guests' affairs."
Granny Kobayashi's message was already very clear.
It was impossible for her to take in Miyako, but if Akira wanted to keep her in his room, then it wasn't her business to manage.
However, to avoid the sounds of the young couple's intimacy disturbing her peaceful sleep, Granny Kobayashi reminded them once again.
"But you two had better be mindful of the noise; this house is quite old, and while the soundproofing is decent, it's not very good."
"Although I, living on the first floor, won't be disturbed, Mr. Hijikata next door is usually under a lot of stress, and his wife… cough, anyway, if you two make too much noise, it might cause him to go berserk."
"I am not responsible for mediating conflicts between guests, but if you two go too far, I will kick you all out, understood?"
After listening to Granny Kobayashi's admonition, Akira retorted,
"Don't worry, there won't be any noise. I won't actually do anything to her."
Akira's mental age was already that of a man in his thirties; he was no longer a young hothead who would act on impulse.
He clearly understood that keeping Miyako pure would maintain her highest value, so he wouldn't do something as foolish as killing the goose that lays the golden eggs and destroying his own golden egg.
"Then I'd suspect you're sick."
"…."
"Anyway, let's eat first."
Granny Kobayashi returned to the open kitchen in the living room to bring out today's dinner.
And Miyako still hadn't figured out the outcome; she had just thought she would be kicked out, but now it seemed she wouldn't be?
She stared blankly at Akira, who was sitting at the dining table, and asked about her next destination.
"Um, Akira-kun, so, can I stay?"
"Yes, although Granny Kobayashi said she wouldn't take you in, she allowed me to take you in, which means…"
Akira pointed at Miyako, then pointed at his room on the second floor.
"You, tonight, sleep in my room."
Does this mean…
Are we… going to sleep together?!
Are we going to sleep together after just meeting?
Is this how adults interact… the legendary one-night stand?
But, I haven't showered in two days… I'll smell…
No, it's that I'm not mentally prepared yet…
What to do, what to do…
"I'll sleep in the living room."
Alright, I overthought it.
I'm an idiot…
And Akira…
Is a huge idiot!!!