**One Kick Girl — Chapter 179:
"Can You Send That in Writing?"**
Documentation horror • Weaponized emails • Shion POV
1. The Phrase
It was spoken gently.
Politely.
With a smile.
"Can you send that in writing?"
Shion felt the temperature drop.
Raon froze mid-bite. "Why does that sound threatening."
"Because it is," Shion said.
2. The After-Meeting Silence
The meeting ended.
Cameras off.
Everyone vanished instantly, like NPCs after dialogue completion.
Raon stared at the blank screen.
"…What exactly do they want in writing."
Shion replied, "Everything they didn't want responsibility for."
3. The Email Draft
Subject line:
Summary & Next Steps
Raon typed.
Deleted.
Typed again.
"…I don't remember what we agreed on."
Shion nodded. "Neither do they. That's why they asked."
4. The Dangerous Sentence
Raon wrote:
We will proceed as discussed.
Shion slapped the keyboard.
"No."
Raon yelped. "Why."
"That sentence is a legal trap."
5. Corporate Spellcraft 101
Shion dictated.
"Write this instead."
We discussed several possible directions and will explore feasibility before confirming scope.
Raon blinked.
"That means nothing."
"Correct," Shion said. "But it sounds accountable."
6. The Bullet Point Illusion
They added bullets:
– Alignment pending
– Dependencies to be reviewed
– Timeline to be confirmed
Raon whispered, "…This is just fog."
Shion smiled. "High-density fog."
7. CC Warfare
Raon hovered over CC.
"Who do I copy."
Shion inhaled.
"Everyone who scares you."
Raon added names.
Yuno peeked. "Why is Maestro Dome CC'd."
Shion replied calmly, "Deterrence."
8. The Send Button
Raon's finger hovered.
"What if they reply."
"They will," Shion said.
"And?"
"They'll say 'Looks good.'"
9. Immediate Reply
Ping.
Reply received.
Looks good. Thanks!
Raon stared.
"…That's it?"
Shion nodded. "Documentation achieved."
10. The Aftermath
Raon leaned back.
"So nothing happened."
Shion corrected her. "Everything happened. On paper."
Raon shuddered.
"I prefer punching things."
11. Final Horror
Another email arrived.
Subject:
Following Up On The Writing
Raon screamed.
Shion closed the laptop.
"No."
END OF CHAPTER 179