"Eh? It's a mermaid." Tights was stunned, her mouth agape, and it took her a long time to regain her composure.
"It's the first time I've seen such a beautiful mermaid." Soya clicked her tongue in wonder. "Do you think she tastes good? Steamed or braised in soy sauce?"
Tights: "..."
Is that appropriate?
Such a beautiful mermaid, and you actually want to eat her.
Are you a demon?
"Decided. I'm going to catch her." Soya grinned. "Just now when she was leaving, she winked at me. She definitely wants me to play hide and seek with her."
"Don't... you can't eat mermaids." Tights smiled dryly.
That mermaid winking at you wasn't an invitation to play hide and seek, was it?
Your comprehension is really something else.
"Whether she's edible or not, we'll only know by trying." Soya's smile grew even brighter. He then said to Tights, "Can you stay over there for a while? Is that okay?"
As she spoke, Soya pointed towards the sky.
Tights was momentarily confused and didn't quite understand.
What do you mean by 'stay over there'?
"Or do you want to come into the sea with me to catch the mermaid?" Soya asked again.
"I'll just stay over there for a while." Tights replied.
"Good, I'll be back soon." Soya said, and then she directly threw Tights high up into the air.
"Plop."
The next moment, Soya dove headfirst into the seawater below.
Tights: "..."
When you said 'stay over there', did you mean throw me into the sky?
Tights immediately started screaming incessantly in fright.
"Negative emotional value from Tights +666."
"Negative emotional value from Tights..."
For a moment, Tights's negative emotional value was practically exploding.
Don't just leave me like this.
I am indeed flying towards the sky right now.
What do I do when I fall later?
Even though it's the ocean below, from this height, I'll be smashed to death.
Soya, I hate you.
Soya dove deep into the ocean, quickly caught up to the mermaid, and grabbed her fish tail.
The mermaid turned her head to look and got a fright.
How did this flying person catch up?
"Negative emotional value from Paopao +666."
"I caught you. Now it's your turn to catch me." Soya greeted with a smile.
Mermaid Paopao: "..."
Soya didn't show any intention of being polite. He immediately went forward, wrapped his arms around the mermaid's waist, and took her out of the sea, flying up into the sky.
Afterwards, Soya unhurriedly caught Tights, who was about to fall.
Tights was so frightened her whole body felt weak, and she was breaking out in a cold sweat.
That was truly terrifying just now.
"It really is a mermaid." Tights carefully examined the mermaid Paopao, exclaiming incessantly and clicking her tongue in wonder.
"You... you let me go. You're hurting me." Paopao cried out in a delicate voice.
"I've never seen a mermaid before. After I've studied your body enough, I'll let you go." Soya grinned, wearing a cheeky expression.
Paopao: "..."
"Negative emotional value from Paopao +777."
You still want to study my body.
You are too shameless.
"I'm not the same as you humans. We cannot... combine." Paopao's pretty face turned red as she hurriedly replied.
"The 'combining' she mentioned probably refers to that most primitive form of interaction between men and women." Tights explained matter of factly from the side.
Soya: "..."
Could you please not talk?
With you saying that, I don't even know how to respond.
Soya immediately looked towards the area where the mermaid's tail connected.
Actually, the area where the tail connects to the body is very smooth, completely different from a normal woman.
"Do mermaids not have butts?" Soya asked curiously.
Tights covered her face.
You really can ask any kind of question.
"Then how do you pee?" Soya suddenly became interested.
"Soya. Could you not ask so directly?" Tights really didn't know what to say.
After all, she is a beautiful mermaid.
She's still a girl, at the very least.
Asking like that... do you think it's appropriate?
Paopao's face darkened even more, speechless and choked up.
This human is too shameless.
I even gave you directions.
Is this how you repay me?
"I'm not telling you." Paopao said angrily.
"Negative emotional value from Paopao +555."
"Do you poop?" Soya asked again. "They say pretty girls don't. I don't know if it's true or not."
As she spoke, Soya turned to look at Tights.
Tights: "..."
"Negative emotional value from Tights +666."
What you're saying... is even more direct than before.
Can you not be so excessive?
No... why are you looking at me?
"No." Tights's pretty face darkened.
Soya looked at the mermaid again.
"No..." Paopao was speechless and choked up.
Please don't ask these kinds of questions.
"Negative emotional value from Paopao +666."
"So it's true, you don't." Soya nodded happily.
Tights and the mermaid looked at each other.
You don't actually believe that, do you?
"Right, open your mouth." Soya said to the mermaid again.
Paopao: "????"
The mermaid looked utterly confused.
"I won't." The mermaid pouted and snorted.
You're definitely not up to any good.
"I saw a short video once. Someone caught a fish, and while the fish had its mouth open, they spat into its mouth. So shameless." Tights glared at Soya and snorted. "Don't do something so shameless, Soya."
Soya: "..."
Paopao: "..."
Paopao's beautiful eyes widened immediately, her pretty face turning pale.
Is that something a human would do?
Spitting into a fish's mouth.
Soya... you asking me to open my mouth is for doing something like that?
Can you not be so shameless?
"Negative emotional value from Paopao +999."
Soya's face darkened.
Am I that kind of person?
"Besides... mermaids aren't really fish, right?" Tights pondered. "Actually, they should be considered people, correct?"
"Mmhmm, I am a person, not a fish. You must not do that kind of excessive thing to me." Paopao grew anxious and quickly agreed.
"See, she's still a girl." Tights continued.
Soya: "..."
Why do I get the feeling you're being a bit of a tea pot?
"Aiya..."
Just as Tights was about to continue speaking, Soya's hand loosened.
With a scream, Tights plummeted downwards at free fall speed.
"Help." Tights shouted loudly.
The height was at least 300 meters above sea level.
Even falling into the sea would be fatal.
"Whoosh."
Soya swiftly descended and caught Tights again.
"Ah... sorry, my hand slipped." Soya chuckled.
Tights: "..."
You clearly did that on purpose.
Can't I tell?
Just because I said a few extra words?
"Hmph." Tights looked sulky and unhappy.
"Negative emotional value from Tights +666."
"Negative emotional value from..."
For a while, Tights's negative emotional value kept refreshing.
When I first met you, I thought you were quite handsome and a good person.
I never expected you to be so shameless.
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