"I LUDDDDDDGER EMELINI!"
"What is happening already?"
I can hear annie voice behind me but I ignore her, I have a war to wage "DECLARE YOU, YES YOU!"
"Just....let him" YEAH YOU BETTER LET ME JENNA!
"But he's declaring war to a wall..."
"YOU THE WALL, AS MY WORST ENNEMY!"
My finger is straight up pointed at this bastard, I'm gonna crush him, I swear I will.
I grab a stone that balrow just gave me without words, and put it in my new sling, making it turn around with more instinct that technique I try to throw the rock as hard as I can on my enemy, my WORST ennemy! My hips twist and boom.
A sharp stone, thrown at quite the ridiculous high speed for my technical level land straight on that bastard!
"Oh damn that's actually dangerous"
Hah! Obviously, who could have guessed that a stone thrown hard is dangerous!?
"Well, that's...a stone, so yes" Jenna answer annie with all her wisdom, and I stare at the trace I left on the wall.
It's....way off where I wanted to hit.
I grab another stone off my inventory grabbing it mid air befo-! Before another fucking stone get launched on the wall too! Making a loud sound that distract me from my goal. WHO DARE!?
"Damn, malfoy as it too now..."
"Do not call me malfoy." I turn around to see malfoy that imitated me after seeing the stone effectiveness and just answered Annie.
"I'm the only sane one"
I ignore the ramblings to stare at the wall in front of me, a part of the broken goblin camp, just in front of my feet some cool ass loot we managed to find on the goblins!
The majority of the loot are sharp stones, but there was also 3 slings! And one half broken bow! Without...any...arrows.
The slings are like, only dumb little makeshit half of cords with a small piece of...leather, I think? To hold the stone. How the fuck did goblins built that?They walk in rags for fuck sake.
"That's wildly innacurate"
I turn my head toward the wish version of the slytherin "Yep, probably need something like training, pft, who even do that nowadays!"
Malfoy look at me with a slightly raised brow, some sweat remaining from our last wrestling session "us?" I blink at him, and sagely decide to ignore him.
Haaaaah, malfoy, poor little you, too dumb to understand the depth of my words.
Balrow grab a sling too and move it around at my left, he looks like an old man trying to do jump rope with a rope way too small for him. "Keeping them and using them after some training should be the wisest solution" I hum at malfoy words, and put the sling in my inventory with the bulk of the rocks, I have another plans with them, rocks are cool after all.
"I mean, it's kinda tight but I think it could work?"
As the boys do, whatever they need to do with this new awesome idea of mine, I turn my head to the two girls behind us, sitting in the grass like there hasn't been a goblin genocide just right here one day ago.
Annie is trying to fit a metal gauntlet on her midget like hands, jenna had a pair too but even with her relatively small hands it's waaaaay too big, only chance is annie.
Wonder where we got the gauntlets? Don't you remember? Barlow picked some from the strange midget dead humanoids and thought annie or jenna could put them on.
"Mousy I officialy promote you to the holder of metal gauntlets of death and suffering!" She looks and blink at me like I had three heads.
I jump on the ground.
In front of them.
She now look at me as if I had 5 heads....oh, that's where my smarts come from!
"What was I before?" "Just mousy" "is it normal that I prefered being mousy?" I blink and now look at her like she had twelve heads, she squint at me and look at jenna for help who just sigh like tired mother, the usual.
"Then I promote you to mousy" "you can't promote me to the same rank"
Jenna mumble a small "since when there was promotions? On what? Are we in the millitary now?" Damn she's picking up bad habits from annie.
She think.
In any case, I ignore her and back up my claims "obviously I can, now you're super mousy" "will you call me super mousy?"
Jenna mumble "are the nicknames ranks?"
And I answer mousy "No, but you'll forever be super mousy in my heart"
She blink before tending her hand at me, I shake her hand and we both say "deal!" Impulsive thoughts impulsive thoughts impulsive thoughts, DON'T PUNCH THE GAUNTLETS!
I raise my hand up and hammer fist her hand that shaked mine "Fuck!" "HAHAAHWHYDIDYOUDOTHAT!?"
I cradle my poor hurt hand as supe-! Scratch that, super bad mousy laugh at my suffering.
WHY IS JENNA LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M FOUR YEAR'S OLD!?
The sound of a rock hitting the wall behind me repeatedly attract my attention, and a single glance behind show malfoy throwing multiples stones without the sling on the same point on a wall. "throwing without those weapons should be better for now"
And I can't help to agree as I feel the sling in my inventory, maybe it could be useful when we're skillful with it.
We're not.
Or like the only chance we'll get to use them would be when there is a fucking army in front of us and missing is impossible.
And we're not gonna fight an army.
Right?
Am I....jinxing myself right now?
"Catch" I catch the stone malfoy threw at me.
That's war.
rolling from my belly to my back "YOU GO CATCH!" The stone go fly above him and he jump to catch it.
Tsk.
Balrow come sit beside us and just look at annie as she roll in the grass while mumbling "I'm a snaaaaaaail"
Jenna mumble, she mumble a lot "This....is-!" Balrow just interupt her with a nod and she seemingly understand his inexistant words.
"We have a gate to conquer" Malfoy voice reach my ear as I grab the stone he threw back, I jump in a sitting position and throw the stone so hard in the wall that it rebound and land straight on ma...the ground, it land straight on the ground, just beside malfoy feet.
My rebound strategy didn't work.
"Yep we do" I answer as he kick it back to me, it roll lazily on the ground, I grab it and one more catch for him "And why are we playing catch instead of conquering?" Who even say conquering...wait
I catch the stone again and blink at it. "The fuck you mean?"
I throw it back at him harder, he catch it, he throw it back, harder "I mean exactly what I said."
I catch it back, and throw it back, even harder "I got that, I mean, what do you mean!?"
He catch it, shake his sore hand before throwing harder "what do you mean, what do I mean?"
I catch it "uhhh guys what are you doing?" I ignore the snail, ignore my red hands and throw back waaaay harder "You're the one that started the catch game"
Malfoy, now in a stance barely catch the stone and throw it back, waaaaay harder "Did I?"
I catch the stone, fuck, my hands stings "should we stop them?" Annie ask and jenna sigh "let them..."
I slam my feet into the ground and pivot hard on my toes, my whole body rotate and my shoulder twist in a great range of internal rotation to pick up as much power as possible, I throw as hard as I can, malfoy grin "You did!"
The throw was so hard that I lost my accuracy, it miss, and land on the wall with a big sound.
Hah, now the rebound worked.
Malfoy grab back the stone and turn at me "NOT HEEEERE!" I hear a squeak, and move to my left so that no one get hit by any potential stone.
Malfoy slam his foot like I did and fluidly throw his best throw at me, with his now uninjured shoulder, obviously with a smile "Then let us stop, and fight some real ennemies now that our bodies are primed, and weapons ready"
I duck down and dodge the stone, I turn my head and look at it flying...somewhere.
Well, one less stone for us.
I jump up with a smile on my face and answer.
"Agree, let's move!"
"They all crazy" I hear a voice but ignore it as we walk to the next gate.