"How do you even have my phone!?"
Say the girl who's putting it everywhere.
"Because I'm a ninja"
She squint at me, do a backflip. No no. This was in my imagination, she didn't do any backflip.
But she did looked around in disblief for support.
Asking who? Her invisible friends probably. Balrow is too busy looking at his dented shield to help her.
"Oh right, I put it there" her eyes fucking flash with realization, staring at the spot between us on my bed.
Yes, that's her own negligence that lead to that.
"Well yeah it was here" she stare at the phone in hand, straight at the flash and start acting arrogantly again "huhuh, look at me I'm malfoy"
"Tsk, you found my weakness!" Putting the phone down, she answer by taking it back "owning it?" Nodding back "exactly"
She put the phone in front of us, holding with two hands she scoot closer and twist in a way so that both of us can watch it.
Well, I need to look down a lot.
Difference of height and whatever.
Alright I'll stop mocking her.
"Well....that's not that bad, you got my good profile" my spear twitch, well my hand twitch and make my spear twitch. "you got a good profile?"
The most surreal gasp ever get out of her mouth "well, obviously look at this, it's the one!" She point at the video.
Looking at the video, I analyse it as best as I can.
And my expert level analysis reveal something extremely shocking! "Yeah that's a mouse alright" rolling her eyes, she put her phone back in her pocket.
Not before she save the video and put it in favorite though.
Looking at how she's putting the phone in her pocket, I litteraly sigh. I can't.
I can't deal with that small brained mouse.
"See, that's why you get your phone stolen" she look at me.
I look at her, and without even answering, my spear dissapear in my inventory.
She mouth something under her breath "ooooooh"
Oooooooh, indeed. DAMN MALFOY INFLUENCE!
She put her phone back in her inventory, as I ask a question "why do you even have your phone out?" taking my spear back out, I catch it mid air.
"For games...and music, sometimes" the frown on my face must be visible "wait what? What about the battery? Actually what when you don't have any of it?" She take her phone out again, almost make it fall before she unlock it and boot up something.
"Uh, well, I'll cry when this happen, but first, test this!"
My free hand can barely catch the phone she shove in it, clutching it hard not to make it fall, my eyes lock in the screen.
Is that...a word game?
She answer my mental question
"You...need to like, associate the different words in a family" her fingers wave above the screen, pointing at different words "for example, those two. Car, and plane? That's two vehicles. Just need to find two more, and like, click them all and you find the family"
Huh, that's supposed to be interesting?
Trying it half-heartedly, my finger come up on car, and plane, and then.
Ah. I look around but there isn't any vehicule anymore.
Got scammed.
Her finger come to the rescue "this one is tricky. We don't know which family we're searching. So you need to guess, for example. Here, see the word house? Well maybe the family is some crazy shit like. Place you can sit in"
What the fuck? Place you can sit in? Really? That's a family you can get?
I click on house.
The screen flash red.
She look at me "it's not this family."
I look at her "I can guess"
Well, shit is boring, I can understand why her battery is still holding up. Well, I guess everyone like what they like and-!
When did I finished the game?
I look at the screen. My eyes widening. I try to rub my eyes and the science trivia come again.
RIGHT NO RUBBING!
Ignoring my small explosion I go back to looking at the chaos. At this phone. At this....monstrosity.
I can't believe it. Did I really do that? When? It must be an error.
Her voice bring me out of my thoughts "hell yeah, see that's addictive as fuck"
This is impossible. It's impossible, I'm sure of it. My attention span isn't this broken.
How could I have not seen the time pass? Just because of a random scrabble like game?
....this shit is addictive.
I underestimated it. I will kill it!
Before I can declare war on a fucking phone of all things, annie take back her phone "why do you have your spear out?"
TO KILL THE SCRABBLE!
Wait why do I have my spear out?
Looking in front of me reveal my spear again. Oh right, I have something to do with this. That's why it's still there.
Taking the small piece of cloth at the end of my spear, one loop, two loop. I attach it on my wrist. "Have some training to do."
Annie look at my own movement "training?"
Raising the spear up "Watch this" I throw it forward like some kind of little shit.
Yeah, like some kind of little shit you heard me well.
Just, a small push. As if I was throwing breadcrumbs at ducks.
But like I'm a kid. A weak kid. 3 year old. So I throw my hardest but like, with my flabby and uncoordinated little limbs it just scatter on the ground patheticly.
Just like my spear does.
It's hanging off in a strange position. In a diagonal fashion, the tip rubbing against the ground with an annoying metal scratch, it's penduling a bit.
Left and right, just because of how it's hanging off, and is attached to my wrist. It's the only thing keeping it up as my hand doesn't touch it.
Just the ground and my cloth.
She watched this. All of this. With an intensity never seen before.
"Wow. That's."
I push my hand left and right, making the spear move around from a distance. Making the penduling slightly bigger, puppeteering it from afar. "yep"
A small exclamation come from her mouth "oh is this like, to train your wrist or-!" "No."
The silence is pretty heavy, she rub her nose and cough. "Uh...alright"
Yeah, alright.
I keep moving the spear on the ground. "That's awesome isn't it?"
Her eyes widen, as she lick her lips, doing way too much to show she's considering her words. She's nodding and shit. Awesome acting. "That's...yeah, that's....original"
That's the kind of shit a mother would say to their handicapped child when he drew them sonic.
And the page is blue and there is drool everywhere, so that's sonic.
"I know right?"
Focusing as hard as possible for three long second, annie keep up her character.
I feel slimy.
Exhausted.
The change in my body is ridiculous, what the fuck is that inventory?
Put this shit in.
When I vocalize it in my mind, it finally dissapear.
My spear.
From a distance, connected with only a piece of cloth.
There is no movement on my right.
Curious, my head go see what's the deal is. And I'm greeted with annie eyes straight up looking at me. "That was, actually" the end of her sentence is a bit stopped by her laugh "fucking crazy, damn shit! Alright, that's your goal?"
Well she's not dumb at least.
Putting on my most arrogant smirk. "Huhuh, yep it is. I'll weave around the battlefield, throw my spear, and then make it dissapear in my inventory again. I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE"
"YOU WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE"
"YEAAAAAH! "YEAAAAAAH" hands grab my arms, I grab her shoulders, and we start jumping up and down the bed like crazy fuckers while screaming yeah.
Best weekend activity ever.
After a while, I free her and take my spear out "THAT'S ENOUGH NOW!" She push her hair up, waving her hand to give herself some air "YES YES, THAT'S ENOUGH, WE'RE NOT CHILDRENS!"
I can feel balrow stare on me.
I smile.
She smile.
"YEAAAAAAAH" "YEAAAAAAAAAH" And more jumping it is.
Look.
I can't live without hyping me up alright?
When we're finally calmed down for real, my spear is back in front of me "wanna try?" "Hell yeah"
Taking the cloth away from my wrist, she even help me.
That's traduction for: claw my fucking wrist with her nails and try to rip the knot away.
The second it pop free, she start wrapping it around her wrist as hard as she can.
Her face scrunch up.
One second.
Two second.
Three second.
There is veins on her face.
m getting worried "say it out loud?"
"PUT THE SPEAR IN INVENTORY!"
it's not in.
Huh.
Well.
That's...something, I guess?
How long will it take?
It looks like I'm still the best at inventory manipulation.
My theory was probably right.
Damn it's long.
"Annie, can you give me your phone? The game was funny actually."