Everyone had to cover their eyes because the light from Greg's creation was so bright. When the light finally went out, what they saw made no sense at all.
It was huge, at least twenty feet tall, and made of all the random things Greg had put together. The church bell looked like a head, the bathtub looked like a chest piece, chains wrapped around iron bars made limbs, and the wagon wheel spun slowly in the middle like a core.
"Holy shit..." For the first time the hairs on the back of Greg's neck stood up.
It looked like a golem, but it wasn't right. It wasn't symmetrical or organized and was held together by pure silliness and desperation instead of real engineering. Steam hissed out of holes in its armor, and the runes that had carved themselves into its surface glowed with unstable energy.
[ITEM CLASSIFICATION COMPLETE]
[Name: Desperate Guardian]
[Rank: EX]
[Properties: UNKNOWN - Item is too big for the system]
