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I step out of the shower, only to find Tina waiting for me in my room. I wonder if she came into my room last night, only to find me gone? She'd said she had another present for me, but if she had, she didn't say anything.
"Remember to open the door for her, and do everything you can to treat her like a lady," she tells me, as though I don't already know.
I'm getting ready for my date with mom, and for some reason, Tina has brought it into her head that I don't know how to treat a woman properly.
"You may be tempted to use your switches on her, but avoid it if you can," she said.
There is only one switch in my mother right now, and I can't move it unless I'm in physical contact with my sister, as that's when I made the switch.
"I know, I know," I protest. "Now are you going to get out so I can get dressed, or do you plan on watching me?" I should have known the answer before I asked.
