The Big Silly Cat Three-Eyed Golden Lion suddenly realized that Su Yan was actually her best teacher and a true soulmate!
"Awoo~"
The Big Silly Cat let out a cry and jumped directly into Su Yan's arms.
Su Yan reached out and gave the cat a vigorous petting!
Douluo Dalu I.
Supreme Pontiff Palace.
Listening to Chrysanthemum Douluo's words, Yu Xiaogang fell into a silence.
Should he speak?
If he didn't, Flender would take another blade!
But what if he did?
If Flender didn't take a blade this time, there would surely be a next time. He had been upright and honorable his whole life; even if he had made some tiny mistakes, speaking them out wouldn't save Flender at all.
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang said with a solemn expression, "I've said it before, and I'll repeat it: I, Yu Xiaogang, have lived an upright life. I have never done anything to betray Flender, let alone anything despicable or shameless."
Yu Xiaogang spoke very earnestly. If Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo hadn't investigated him, they might have actually been fooled by him.
Look at that.
The dozen or so Healing Spirit Masters not far away were also filled with surprise. Why torture someone who seemed so upright and incorruptible?
Enduring the pain, Flender shouted to Yu Xiaogang:
"Xiaogang, well done! I, Flender, did not misjudge you!"
"Pfft!"
Hearing this, Hu Liena couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Wait, what?"
"Flender, you're a grown man. Do you really have no brains?"
[Everyone: 666.]
[Jiang Nannan: I don't feel like Flender is that stupid, so why does he think Yu Xiaogang is so great?]
[Su Yan: In their relationship, Flender is the one being gaslighted. Plus, Flender has always been nostalgic about the Golden Triangle's past...]
[Group Member No. 9: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!]
[Su Yan:???]
[Su Yan: You fellow, if you dare show off in front of me again, I'm going to beat you up!]
[Group Member No. 9: It's over, he's started to envy my talent.]
[Ma Xiaotao: I'm dying of laughter. General Number Nine, you're simply too much.]
[Dugu Yan: I never realized you were so witty before, Ye Lingling?]
[Huo Wu: Why do I feel like Su Yan is a bit lacking compared to you?]
[Ling Luochen: General Number Nine is a born warrior. The appearance of the Group Chat finally gave her the platform to showcase her excellence. Even Group OwnerSu Yan has been left three streets behind by her.]
[Zhu Zhuqing: More than three.]
Back on the scene.
Chrysanthemum Douluo plunged a blade directly into Flender's arm, saying with some emotion, "To be honest, you're so foolish it almost makes me feel bad stabbing you."
"Now it's your turn to speak again. Have you done anything else despicable or shameless?"
Flender took another blade, and his expression was one of extreme agony. But seeing Yu Xiaogang and remembering his injuries, he truly couldn't bear to let Yu Xiaogang suffer even a sliver of harm.
Flender began to mobilize his limited wisdom.
"I... I am despicable and shameless. As the Dean of Shrek Academy, to save money, I built the academy in a remote small village where the environment is terrible."
Chrysanthemum Douluo shook his head slightly. "That doesn't count. You said something similar earlier. Scaming people for tuition is about the same as this."
Hearing this, and seeing Chrysanthemum Douluo prepare to strike Yu Xiaogang, Flender hurriedly shouted:
"Wait, let me think."
"I made the students compete in the Spirit Arena to earn money to subsidize the academy's expenses. I am extremely stingy in daily life, splitting every penny in two. Both teachers and students eat poor food with me."
"Added together, this should count as a very shameless and despicable thing, right?"
Uh...
Chrysanthemum Douluo nodded helplessly. "Flender, oh Flender, what would it hurt to just let me stab Yu Xiaogang once?"
"Yu Xiaogang, do you still have nothing to say?"
"If not, this blade will continue to be plunged into Flender's body."
Yu Xiaogang's face darkened, and he didn't say a word.
Flender, however, gritted his teeth and said:
"Stab me!"
"Xiaogang is upright in everything he does."
Chrysanthemum Douluo was almost moved to angry laughter. He picked up the dagger and plunged it into Flender's other arm.
"Do you know?"
"Your current foolish appearance is starting to annoy me. Do you really think Yu Xiaogang is a good person?"
"Do you really think that at Yu Xiaogang's age, he's been clean his whole life, never doing anything despicable or shameless? Never doing anything to betray others?"
Flender glanced at Yu Xiaogang and replied to Chrysanthemum Douluo through gritted teeth, "Xiaogang has spent his whole life pursuing a chance for a SpiritBreakthrough. He has no time for, nor would he ever do, anything to betray others."
Looking at Flender, Chrysanthemum Douluo was so angry he wanted to plunge all these daggers into Flender's body.
Not a single stab would be unjustified!
"Fine."
"Very well!"
"Flender, although you are shameless and despicable, I still admire you. As a brother, you trust Yu Xiaogang immensely, but I also pity you for being blind."
"Now I can tell you the rules of the punishment. Daggers have already been inserted into each of your four limbs. The fifth blade will be plunged into your stomach. If the fifth blade isn't treated in time, even a Spirit Master will die."
"Now, will you continue to talk about yourself, or will you let this fifth blade be plunged directly into Yu Xiaogang?"
Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang shouted angrily, "You... I am an old acquaintance of Bibi Dong. If you dare kill us, Bibi Dong will definitely not let you off!"
"I swear, if you dare kill Flender, I will destroy Spirit Hall at any cost!"
Everyone:???
[Everyone:???]
As soon as Yu Xiaogang said this, the entire World seemed to freeze. Everyone looked at him in a daze.
Wait, what?
Man, there's a limit to joking!
You're a Waste Soul Master who's over fifty and hasn't even broken through level thirty. Don't be too ridiculous, okay?
[Su Yan: Hu Liena, oh Hu Liena, you guys still ended up forcing Yu Xiaogang to say those words.]
[Group Member No. 9: Look at that, just how far have they pushed poor Yu Xiaogang?]
[Sea Goddess Douluo: Shouldn't you all quickly kneel down and apologize to Yu Xiaogang?]
[Ning Rongrong: Yu Xiaogang: As long as you kneel and apologize, not only will I not hold it against you, I'll even reward you with a ten-year lonely bamboo!]
[Shui Yueer: I'm curious, what Spirit Ability would a ten-year lonely bamboo give Tang San? Would his 'Mother Binding' be gone?]
[Su Yan: Speaking of the Spirit Ability of the ten-year lonely bamboo, it's quite terrifying. According to unofficial history, the First Spirit Ability the ten-year lonely bamboo gave Tang San was 'Pole Vaulting.' This ability allowed him to dodge a strike from the Divinity of Rakshasa GodBibi Dong.]
[Everyone:???]
[Su Yan: If Tang San applied all eighteen spirit rings of his twin spirits to the ten-year lonely bamboo, his Blue Silver GrassFirst Spirit Ability—Pole Vaulting—would become incredibly terrifying.]
[Su Yan: This ability—Invincible Pole Vaulting—could directly help him jump into the God Realm and become a god!]
[Everyone:???]
[Su Yan: No joke, I really have seen this in unofficial history.]
(End of Chapter)
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