Everyone in the Group Chat was also amused.
[Liu Erlong: Hahaha!!]
[Dugu Yan: Su Yan, you're going to laugh us to death!]
[Qian Renxue: How cheesy!]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: I love Little Angel the most, aww!]
[Qian Renxue: The scumbag probably loves Silver Dragon King the most right now.]
[Ning Rongrong: Seeing this, I suddenly thought of something. It's fortunate that when God King Tang was asking questions, he didn't ask Su Yan who he loved the most. Otherwise, wouldn't it have exploded?]
[Everyone: 666.]
Everyone in the Group Chat felt the same way!
If Tang San had been able to bring up that question back then, Su Yan would have been slapped for sure.
Su Yan was also numb.
Wait, what?
Ning Rongrong, oh Ning Rongrong, you Little Witch, just wait until I get back and "water" you thoroughly!
[Group Member No. 9: So, the question arises: there are two Silver Dragon Kings, which one do you love the most?]
[Su Yan:???]
[Dugu Yan: As expected of you!]
[Liu Erlong: Shocked, there's actually an expert here?]
[Bibi Dong: Xiao Yan, I want to see your "strength".]
[Bo Saixi: By "strength", do you mean your strength as a scumbag?]
[Wang Dong'er: Good stuff, love watching this.]
[Ye Guyi: Su Yan, if you can talk your way out of this question, I'll let you be a scumbag to me once!]
[Long Time No See: You really are a little rascal!]
[Zhuqing: If you love him, don't ask him questions that put him on the spot.]
[Qian Renxue: It had to be you!]
[Tang Yuehua: As expected of our Her Majesty the Empress, your insight is so high.]
Su Yan was also stressed.
You can't hide love for one person.
But you must hide love for two people.
If you love a group of people, just start a Group Chat! That way, there are many people, and there will always be someone willing to speak up for you.
[Su Yan: Before answering this, I need to ask you all a question: which organ or part of your body do you love the most? Heart, spleen, kidneys, hands, feet, mouth...]
[Everyone:???]
[Group Member No. 9: Su Yan is starting to show his "strength".]
[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Looking forward to Brother Su Yan's affectionate performance!]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: I love my mouth the most because it lets me eat delicious food!]
[Su Yan: It's your tongue that lets you taste the flavor.]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Then I love my tongue the most.]
[Su Yan: But you eat with your mouth, chew with your teeth, and it's your stomach that digests them, plus your large and small intestines...]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Aww?]
Big Silly Cat was confused too.
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Then which one should I love the most?]
[Ice Empress 1: I love my eyes the most because they let me see Snow Empress.]
[Su Yan: But your ears also heard Snow Empress's voice, don't you love your ears too?]
[Xiao Wu: I love eating Carrot the most!]
[Ning Rongrong: Alright, alright, we all know that, no need to say it again.]
[Su Yan: It's hard to distinguish "the most". Each of us is like an important organ that makes up a body, and it's because of all of you that we formed this big family.]
[Su Yan: In this big family, missing anyone would be like missing an important organ of the body. It's because of you that our big family is complete.]
[Su Yan: So, I love you all equally. Each and every one of you is an indispensable part of my Life.]
[Everyone:???]
Everyone in the Group Chat was confused for a moment.
Uh... this?
If you say it's wrong, it sounds right! If you say it's right, it feels like something is off?
[Bibi Dong: Strength demonstrated.]
[Ning Rongrong: What Brother Su Yan said is truly super good!]
[Qian Renxue: Being a scumbag is not an accident, but a necessity.]
[Bo Saixi: Strength demonstrated.]
[Liu Erlong: Su Yan, what you said is really good. You are simply an Innatescumbag!]
[Group Member No. 9: Douluo Continent's Number One Deep Affection!]
[Zhuqing: I think there should be applause here.]
[Everyone: Clapping!]
[Su Yan: Ahem, let's not ask questions that are detrimental to unity next time. If you really want to ask, come ask me privately.]
Private messages.
[Qian Renxue: Then tell me, who do you love the most?]
[Su Yan: I love Little Angel the most, of course.]
[Ning Rongrong:...]
[Su Yan: I love Little Witch the most, of course.]
[Bibi Dong:...]
[Su Yan: I love Supreme Pontiff sister the most, of course.]
...
At this moment, Everyone in the Group Chat was numb.
Sure enough!
Just as we guessed, whoever asks, he says he loves them the most.
As expected of you.
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Since we are a big family that makes up a complete person, who is the butt of this person?]
[Everyone:???]
[Su Yan: Mei Gongzi, no milk tea for Big Silly Cat for three days. Next!]
[Rakshasa God: Um... Su Yan, can you lend me your Magic Treasure?]
[Rakshasa God: I can guarantee you, I'll beat Tang San so hard even his own mother won't recognize him. If Ah Yin can still recognize him, I lose!]
[Ah Yin:???]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Are you obedient?]
[Ning Rongrong: Be obedient, we aren't lending it.]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Teehee!]
[Mei Gongzi Milk Tea: Still teehee-ing? You won't get to drink milk tea for three days.]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: It's okay, I've saved many cups in my Group Chat red envelopes...]
["Call Me Her Majesty the Empress" retracted a message.]
[Group Member No. 9: Rakshasa God, you are going to beat Tang San, Su Yan will definitely support you. Not only will the rewards be given to you, but the Magic Treasure can also be lent to you for free, so don't worry!]
My god!
Rakshasa God was overjoyed. General No. 9 is actually helping me fight for rewards?
Isn't this taking off?
Angel God!
You upright idiot, you called me a bootlicker. General No. 9 is such a good person, how could you doubt her?
Rakshasa God: General No. 9, is Angel God spanking me? That's hitting your face!
[Dugu Yan: There's no need to doubt this at all. As long as you beat Tang San, you are Su Yan's friend.]
[Ning Rongrong: Support! Must support! Next, let's open a livestream for Rakshasa God to beat Tang San for a whole day.]
[Liu Erlong: You guys are ruthless. Why open a livestream? Just establish a video call with Tang San and kick him half to death, that's enough.]
[Su Yan: I'll send you the demon binding rope now. If you get tired of hitting him, call Destruction and Rong Nianbing to help hit him; they are my buddies!]
["Su Yan" sent an exclusive red envelope to "Jade Rakshasa".]
[Su Yan: By the way, Rakshasa God, you and Ah Yin both guessed the Spirit correctly this time. What rewards do you want?]
[Ah Yin: I want to be with you forever!]
[Jade Rakshasa: Just give me anything... Ah? Ah Yin, what did you say? You... how does this make me talk!]
Rakshasa God was speechless too.
Wait, what?
Sister, you're making me look like such a greedy person. If it really doesn't work, I want a chance to become an Administrator.
No, Su Yan seems to have said he sells his art but not his body, so I can't ask for that.
Wait.
Rakshasa God's eyes suddenly lit up.
[Jade Rakshasa: Su Yan, you said that as long as the reward isn't too excessive, it's fine, right?]
[Su Yan: Right!]
[Jade Rakshasa: Then I want you... to lock Qian Yuhan in the small black room for a whole day, starting from now.]
[Qian Yuhan:???]
[Qian Renxue: This won't do, this reward is already excessive.]
[Liu Erlong: I'm dying of laughter, Rakshasa God, you really have ideas!]
[Su Yan: Although this reward isn't excessive, it harms the interests of other group members, so it won't work!]
[Jade Rakshasa: It's just locking her in the small black room for a day, that doesn't lose anything, right?]
[Qian Yuhan: Jade Rakshasa, you were spanked by me until you were howling!]
[Bibi Dong: This is obviously inappropriate, change your request!]
[Jade Rakshasa: Change to what?]
[Jade Rakshasa: Su Yan, then can I request that you lock yourself in the small black room for a day?]
[Everyone:???]
Su Yan was also confused.
Wait, what?
What are you thinking about all day?
I am the Group Owner. If I lock myself in the small black room, the Group Chat won't have to rest for a day?
That's ridiculous!
[Su Yan: I can follow your request and not use the Group Chat for a day, but you have to beat Tang San first, and the count starts after you finish beating Tang San.]
[Jade Rakshasa: Then that's settled. I'm leaving now to beat Tang San. When I arrive at the God Realm in a while, I'll call you to start the video call.]
Rakshasa God felt very satisfied!
Su Yan not using the Group Chat for a day is basically the same as Qian Yuhan being locked in the small black room for a day, right?
Su Yan is in douluo 3, and I am in Douluo 1 spanking Qian Yuhan. By then, Qian Yuhan will be—calling to heaven with no response, calling to earth with no answer.
Qian Yuhan, oh Qian Yuhan!
The louder you scream, the more excited I get!
Thrilling!
(End of Chapter)
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