Gu Yue was furious at this moment, glaring fiercely at Su Yan.
Su Yan was utterly baffled.
"Wait? As the holder of the World-shaking Legacy, don't you know whether the Dragon God has wisdom or not?"
[Su Yan: The groundwork has been laid, so let's fast-forward the timeline to the Dou 3 World period. The Silver Dragon King, Gu Yuena, has recovered from her injuries—Tremble, humans!]
[Dugu Yan: Kehehehe!!]
[Group Member No. 9: Don't laugh yet, let Su Yan finish the gossip title and summary first.]
[Su Yan: You're still the little clever clogs. Today's gossip title is—The most absurd thing in the history of the Douluo Continent, surpassing Pendant Wu!]
[Xiao Wu:???]
[Ma Xiaotao: Hahaha!!]
[Ning Rongrong: I can't hold it anymore. Have you really turned Xiao Wu into a unit of measurement?]
[Liu Erlong: Surpassing Pendant Wu, who can keep a straight face at that?]
[Su Yan: Everyone, hold it together. I haven't even finished my summary of the titles, and you're already losing it? Is that appropriate?]
[Dugu Yan: After eating so much gossip, you still can't keep it together? Is that appropriate?]
[Bibi Dong: Losing it before it even starts? Won't you collapse later?]
[Su Yan: Yuena, are you ready?]
[Gu Yuena 1: It's fine.]
[Gu Yuena 2: Go ahead, we've been prepared for a long time.]
[Su Yan: Gu Yue, what about you?]
[Gu Yue: You bastard, if you dare to slander me, you're dead!]
[Su Yan: Let's start with Xiao Wu. The titles I gave her before were—Pendant—Tool Person—love brain—Stupid Rabbit—disgrace of the spirit beasts—Spirit Beast Traitor—Rogue Rabbit—Little waste.]
The little rabbit was furious at this point and bit down directly on Su Yan's arm.
Crunch!!
"Wuwuwu—!!"
Xiao Wu covered her mouth, saying sadly, "Damn you, Su Yan, you chipped my tooth."
"Hahaha!!"
Liu Erlong and the others laughed until their stomachs hurt.
[Su Yan: Next, let's talk about Gu Yuena. She certainly has no fewer titles than Xiao Wu, and she has everything Xiao Wu has—Elemental Tool Dragon—Top-tier love brain Dragon—World-Shaking Wisdom Dragon—The Greatest disgrace of the spirit beasts—Spirit Beast Traitor—Big waste.]
[Su Yan: And the ones Xiao Wu doesn't have—Started by crippling her own cultivation and limbs—Ten-thousand-year indecisive dragon—Self-splitting dragon—Spirit Pagoda wage slave dragon—The ultimate turncoat—Master of double suicide—Professional ice-sealing specialist.]
[Everyone:???]
Suddenly, the Group Chat was flooded with question marks.
Everyone was truly stunned.
Absurd!
They had originally thought that Su Yan saying Gu Yuena was even more absurd than Xiao Wu was just an exaggeration, maybe just a little bit more absurd. In reality, it was a billion times more absurd!
Douluo 2 World.
The two Gu Yuenas were also completely frozen.
Wait?
What happened?
Is this us?
How could this be us? How could we possibly have so many titles? Each one of these titles corresponds to at least one absurd event, right?
Could we really do so many absurd things?
No!
We can tolerate everything else, but how can we tolerate "Spirit Beast Traitor"?
We are the Ruler of Soul Beasts! How could we possibly be traitors? What reason would we have to be traitors? Have you ever seen the leader of a faction act as a traitor!
["Dugu Yan" initiated a group video call to "Liu Erlong".]
[Liu Erlong:???]
[Dugu Yan: Eating gossip live.]
Seeing Dugu Yan's words, Liu Erlong instantly understood her intention. She wanted to see Gu Yue's reaction, right?
That's great! Although Everyone wasn't in the same World, they could see the reactions of both Gu Yuena and Gu Yue at the same time. This is the perfect way to eat gossip!
[Gu Yuena 1: Su Yan, hurry up and say this is just for the sake of the gossip show.]
[Gu Yuena 2: Su Yan, hurry up and say you're just joking. We aren't actually this absurd, right?]
[Gu Yue: Impossible! Absolutely impossible!]
[Gu Yue: Slander! Su Yan is slandering us! He is slandering us!]
[Gu Yue: Su Yan, you bastard, I... I'll fight you to the death!]
Dou 3 World.
Gu Yue was even less able to hold it together.
How could she tolerate this?
This was bullying a dragon too much.
Gu Yuena might be able to tolerate it, but Gu Yue could not!
And so, Gu Yue was truly furious and lunged straight at Su Yan.
Xiao Wu and the others were watching in a daze. Seeing this, they hurriedly got up to stop Gu Yue and advised:
"Master, don't be impulsive!"
"Master, be rational!"
Gu Yue was about to explode with anger.
"How do you expect me to be rational?!"
"That bastard Su Yan is bullying this dragon too much! You can insult my wisdom, but you absolutely cannot insult my character."
"Huh?"
Hu Liena asked, looking confused, "Aren't you the Silver Dragon King?"
Gu Yue gritted her teeth and replied, "That's my Dragon Character! He insulted my Dragon Character by calling me a Spirit Beast Traitor! I absolutely cannot tolerate that!"
Liu Erlong looked at Gu Yue with a complex expression and asked, "Tell me, is there a possibility that you actually are one?"
"Bullshit!"
Gu Yue retorted angrily, "Liu Erlong, whoever dares to insult my Dragon Character again, I will absolutely not spare you."
"Our Soul Beast Clan is in such a difficult situation right now. I will absolutely never betray the Soul Beast Clan. I, Gu Yue, will definitely revive the Soul Beast Clan."
"Pfft!"
Su Yan couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Gu Yue glared angrily at Su Yan.
"Ahem!"
Su Yan cleared his throat and explained:
"Well, um, I just suddenly remembered something happy. I think you're right, Gu Yue. You must be an outstanding Ruler of Soul Beasts."
"Pfft."
Liu Erlong and Hu Liena also suddenly couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Gu Yue was even angrier now, staring fixedly at the two of them and asking, "How dare you still laugh at me?"
Liu Erlong hurriedly explained:
"Well, um, I also thought of something happy... Oh right, Yu Xiaogang is pregnant. He and Brother Jie have a child, and I, Liu Erlong, am very happy about this, you understand?"
"Cough cough cough!!"
Hu Liena was choked by this statement.
"Um, Gu Yue, you've read the chat records, you know that we were the matchmakers for Yu Xiaogang and Brother Jie, so I'm happy too..."
"Hahaha!!"
Su Yan slapped his thigh in laughter. Even Yu Xiaogang getting pregnant was brought up—who could keep a straight face at that?
[Everyone: Hahaha!!]
The group of people watching the live stream in the Group Chat were all laughing until they were rolling on the floor.
Originally, seeing Gu Yue's Dragon Character being insulted, they could still hold it together, but with Su Yan and Liu Erlong's words, who could keep a straight face?
"You..."
"You all..."
Gu Yue clenched her fists, shaking all over with anger.
Shaking with anger and cold.
Truly shaking with anger and cold.
[Dugu Yan: As expected, this is the big gossip we've been looking forward to for so long. It's so much fun from the very beginning, hahaha!!]
[Ma Xiaotao: Oh my god, Ancestor Erlong, are you serious?]
[Bibi Dong: Well, um, Gu Yue, don't be angry. We are truly very happy that Yu Xiaogang is pregnant, hahaha!!]
[Bo Saixi: That's right, Yuena, you must hold it together. After all, the gossip has only just begun. What will you do if you break down now?]
[Ning Rongrong: Yu Xiaogang being pregnant is truly too funny, hahaha!!]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: You're lying! Yu Xiaogang is neither male nor female now, how could he be pregnant and have a baby?]
[Jiang Nannan: Hahaha!!]
(End of Chapter)
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