Chapter 17: Love-Brains Are Terrifying
Nuoding Academy.
Xiao Wu was completely stunned.
Tang San?
Yu Xiaogang?
If nothing unexpected happened, those two names should refer to the Tang San and Yu Xiaogang she knew.
Unbelievable.
Tang San could actually become a god?
Even harder to imagine—Yu Xiaogang, with his ugly zombie face, that constant look like the whole world owed him money...
How could such a man possibly win Bibi Dong's affection?
Xiao Wu truly couldn't understand.
Putting aside her personal hatred toward Bibi Dong, even from an outsider's perspective, Xiao Wu felt Bibi Dong must be blind. If she weren't blind, how could she fall for someone like Yu Xiaogang?
What exactly did she see in him?
His uselessness?
His ugliness?
His refusal to bathe?
If Xiao Wu weren't afraid of exposing her identity...
She would've already taken a picture of Yu Xiaogang's face and sent it to the group, letting everyone judge for themselves.
[Cat in the Shadows: I don't get it. Bibi Dong knew Tang San's identity, right? She knew it, yet she still believed Yu Xiaogang's shallow, low-level promise?]
[I Am an Orphan: What's so hard to understand? Even now, in this situation, Bibi Dong still can't bring herself to kill Tang San. She's a blind idiot, through and through.]
[Yan Zi is Not a Swallow: Love-brains are terrifying!]
[My Surname is Not Yu: The one truly hateful is Bibi Dong. Spirit Hall is ambitious and wicked. Yu Xiaogang and Tang San destroying Spirit Hall is absolutely righteous.]
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Looks like someone up there is quite close to Yu Xiaogang. I dislike Spirit Hall too, but after Yu Xiaogang promised Bibi Dong and then stabbed her in the back, he stopped being a decent person.]
[Group Member No. 9: Don't forget, the Clear Sky Sect and Spirit Hall have deep blood hatred. Tang San is Tang Hao's son. Yu Xiaogang knew all this and still promised Bibi Dong? Obviously, he was just using her.]
[I Am an Orphan: All I can say is there's no one more blind or more stupid than Bibi Dong.]
[Hu Liena: I don't care what any of you say—my teacher is not wrong!]
[Su Yan: Little fox, the fact that you said that shows you already possess the purity and unblemished qualities needed to become a God King.]
[Carrot Lover: Hehe! With my extremely sharp mind, I conclude that both Bibi Dong and Yu Xiaogang are trash.]
[Everyone: Agreed!]
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Pope's Palace
Bibi Dong closed her eyes in pain.
Hu Liena watched from the side, feeling utterly helpless. From everything Su Yan said and judging by her teacher's current state...
Spirit Hall really might be doomed.
What should she do?
Even if Su Yan slandered her earlier, at least Hu Liena wholeheartedly regarded Spirit Hall as her home.
And if Tang San wanted to destroy her home—
She would never allow it.
Wait!
Suddenly, Hu Liena's eyes lit up.
If the teacher couldn't make a decisive move... Then she would go find Qian Renxue herself and tell her the entire truth!
Blue Tyrant Academy
Liu Erlong was also extremely depressed.
Damn it.
These bastards were all slandering Xiaogang. They had no idea how good he actually was!
[My Surname is Not Yu: Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I don't believe it. This is just Su Yan's one-sided claim. Where's the proof that Xiaogang would ever do something like that?]
[My Surname is Not Yu: It hasn't happened yet! You can't use future possibilities to judge Xiaogang's character.]
[Bibi Dong: She's right!]
[Everyone: ?????]
Su Yan almost burst out laughing.
As expected of the "Blind Fools Douluo Sisters."
Of course...
He wasn't surprised. Liu Erlong and Bibi Dong were love-brained idiots to the core—pathetic simps whose thoughts he could never understand.
[Su Yan: If you two don't want your eyes, you can donate them.]
Inside the Pope's Palace.
Hu Liena stared at Bibi Dong, completely dumbfounded.
Seriously?
You actually think she is right?
What, he didn't scam you, so you still refuse to give up?
Teacher, oh teacher… if you don't want your eyes, you can really donate them.
Do you not have a brain?
Even if this hasn't happened yet, can't you think for one second?? The logic is rock-solid—it's one hundred percent guaranteed to happen!
Sigh.
Hu Liena let out a deep, weary breath, then spoke:
"Teacher, I'm going back first. You… you should calm down on your own."
Bibi Dong glanced at Hu Liena but didn't say a word.
[I Am an Orphan: Bibi Dong, I seriously want to dig your eyeballs out and pry open your skull. Do you really not have even a sliver of a brain?]
[Cat in the Shadows: Based on all the intel I have right now, Su Yan's prediction is one hundred percent accurate.]
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Exactly. Bibi Dong is the first person who can resolve the twin martial souls' backlash. Tang San also has twin martial souls, so Yu Xiaogang will definitely go to her for answers.]
[Group Member No. 9: And from what I've learned so far, as long as Yu Xiaogang asks, Bibi Dong will certainly tell him.]
[Yan Zi is Not a Swallow: Hahaha!]
[Carrot Lover: Hahahahahahahaha!]
[Su Yan: Hahaha!]
[I Am an Orphan: Hahaha!]
[Hu Liena: Hahaha!]
At this moment, aside from the two blind ones—Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong—everyone else burst into loud, mocking laughter.
Because honestly… It was funny.
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Hu Liena, aren't you supposed to be guarding Bibi Dong? Why are you laughing too?]
[Hu Liena: I love to laugh, mind your own business!]
[Bibi Dong: Nana, come back here for a moment.]
[Hu Liena: I, Hu Liena, will protect my teacher Bibi Dong with my life.]
[Bibi Dong: Be good. Come back. Now.]
[Hu Liena: I, Hu Liena, will protect my teacher Bibi Dong with my life.]
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: I'm going to die laughing. Bibi Dong, can you stop making things hard for Hu Liena?]
[Yan Zi is Not a Swallow: You've got love-brain syndrome and won't allow others to have opinions?]
[I Am an Orphan: Honest advice is unpleasant to hear.]
[Hu Liena: Su Yan, how long until the chat group levels up?]
Su Yan checked the group's activity. Progress: 40%.
[Su Yan: Judging from the current popularity, about three to five days.]
[Hu Liena: You said earlier that once the group levels up, you can answer one of our questions. I strongly suggest you explain Yu Xiaogang's entire past and future from beginning to end.]
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Oh my god! That's such a brilliant idea. I 100% support it!]
[Yan Zi is Not a Swallow: Hahaha, you all know what I mean, right?]
[I Am an Orphan: Hu Liena, you're amazing this time!]
[Cat in the Shadows: If he starts talking about Yu Xiaogang, Bibi Dong and that "Surname Not Yu guy" definitely won't like it. But the minority obeys the majority, so there's nothing they can do even if they're unhappy.]
[Group Member No. 9: I also support talking about Yu Xiaogang. I'm just genuinely curious—how exactly did he trick Bibi Dong into dating him?]
[Carrot Lover: What's there to be curious about? Bibi Dong was just blind. Probably hadn't seen any other men before.]
[Bibi Dong: Enough!]
[Bibi Dong: Since when are my matters something you can comment on? Something you can criticize?]
[Bibi Dong: Are you worthy?!]
End of Chapter