Chapter 37: Bibi Dong — Let's All Die Together! Hahaha
Pope's Hall.
Just a moment ago, Bibi Dong still couldn't believe it—utter disbelief.
But after reading Su Yan's final sentence, she almost spat out a mouthful of old blood on the spot.
Bastard.
'Su Yan, you're a bastard.'
'Your brain is broken.'
'Your eyes are blind.'
'I swear, one day I will drag you into a secret chamber and torture you a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times!'
"I'm so angry!!"
Bibi Dong clenched her teeth so hard they were practically crackling. Even the Pope's scepter in her hand was almost crushed.
She was truly, utterly furious!
To the extreme.
Bibi Dong even suspected Su Yan held some kind of personal grudge against her. Otherwise, why would he roast her the last time he wrote about her, and now even when writing about Yu Xiaogang, he still found a way to roast her?
And this time, he was literally insulting her without even using dirty words!
[Bibi Dong: Su Yan, don't you dare bully me too far!]
[I Am an Orphan: Complete brain damage.]
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Your Holiness, I'll speak fairly—Su Yan didn't say anything wrong.]
[Yan Zi is Not Swallow: The comparison may not be perfect, but Yu Xiaogang is trash. He is trash, even his own family threw him away, and you picked him up like treasure.]
[Carrot Lover: Bad woman, please dig out your eyes and give them to someone who needs them! Keeping them is such a waste!]
[The Moon of My Childhood: Your Holiness, personally, I really think Yu Xiaogang doesn't deserve you at all. Su Yan's analogy is very accurate.]
[Cat in the Shadows: To put it bluntly, Yu Xiaogang originally wanted to use Bibi Dong to access Spirit Hall's records, to find a way to fix his martial soul defects. Maybe after spending time together, the two of you developed some feelings?]
[Cat in the Shadows: But even then, it doesn't make sense! You, Bibi Dong, were the radiant Saintess of Spirit Hall. Yu Xiaogang liking you is normal, but you liking Yu Xiaogang is the biggest joke in the world.]
[Group Member No. 9: That nickname really wasn't wrong—Blind Douluo suits you perfectly.]
[Hu Liena: Teacher has simply never eaten any good dishes before.]
[Bibi Dong: HU LIENA!!!]
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Blue Tyrant Academy.
Liu Erlong's emotions at this moment were completely mixed.
She hoped Yu Xiaogang had used Bibi Dong… yet she also hoped he hadn't.
As for all this about Bibi Dong, Liu Erlong didn't even know how to bring it up.
And as for Bibi Dong being called Blind Douluo, personal grudges aside, Liu Erlong genuinely felt the title was completely deserved.
Even though Liu Erlong thought highly of Yu Xiaogang, she still felt Bibi Dong must have been blind. The brilliant Saintess of Spirit Hall… falling for a man like that… Truly blind.
[My Surname is Not Yu: Nice one, old woman.]
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Pope's Hall.
Bibi Dong almost went completely insane.
'Damn it!'
'It's one thing for others to mock me, but you, Liu Erlong? What right do you have?'
'No matter what…'
'Between the two of us, who has the right to mock whom?'
'Aren't we both blind?'
'I'll make you cry!'
[Bibi Dong: Liu Erlong, just you wait and keep acting smug! I want to watch you collapse! I want to hear you cry out loud!]
[Bibi Dong: Su Yan, hurry up! Jump to the part after Yu Xiaogang left Spirit City! I want to see the story between Yu Xiaogang and his cousin Liu Erlong! I want to clearly see exactly what happened between Yu Xiaogang and his own cousin! How he managed to woo his own cousin! Hahahaha!]
Bibi Dong was already on the verge of a breakdown at this point.
Go to hell!
All of you, die!
Everyone dies together!
Hahaha!
Hahahahaha!
[Everyone: ???]
[Hu Liena: Teacher… are you okay?]
[I Am an Orphan: Why do I feel like Bibi Dong's mental state is collapsing? Why does she even want to watch Yu Xiaogang's story with his own cousin?]
[Carrot Lover: It's over! The bad woman is truly insane now.]
[Yan Zi is Not Swallow: Uh-oh, today's information dump feels a bit overwhelming. Is Bibi Dong really breaking down?]
[Group Member No. 9: Can't help it. If we were just making things up, it wouldn't affect her and she wouldn't care. The problem is… everything we said is true.]
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Prince's Mansion.
Hu Liena was starting to genuinely worry.
"Xue'er, do you think something will happen to the Teacher?"
Qian Renxue frowned and replied, "What could happen? She just can't accept reality. She looks like she's on the verge of going crazy."
Hu Liena grew anxious.
"Then what should I do?"
"Xue'er, I can't stay in Heaven Dou City with you anymore. I have to return to Spirit City and stay by the teacher's side."
Hearing this, Qian Renxue looked at Hu Liena strangely.
"You want to go back to her?"
"You're not afraid she really has gone crazy and vents her anger on you?"
Hu Liena gently shook her head.
"I'm not afraid."
"The teacher is like my mother. Xue'er, you're like my elder sister. If possible… my wish is for you two to reconcile, for us to live happily together as a family."
"Xue'er, I'm leaving now. If the teacher is fine, I'll come back to find you."
Qian Renxue stared at Hu Liena for a long time but ultimately said nothing.
'Forgive Bibi Dong?'
'How am I supposed to forgive her?'
'Did you not see her calling me an orphan in the chat group? Telling me I deserved to be one?'
[Hu Liena: Teacher, don't worry! Nana is returning to Spirit City right now. You must wait for me!]
[Su Yan: Since Bibi Dong wants to eat melons, let's keep going.]
[Su Yan: Here, I'll just say it directly—Yu Xiaogang is human scum. No matter why Bibi Dong helped him back then, he repaid her kindness by shoving her straight into a fire pit.]
[Su Yan: Think about it—does he have no self-awareness at all? What kind of useless trash he is, a toad dreaming of eating swan meat. If he wanted to break up with her, just talked it out like a decent person. But instead, he actually wanted to elope with the Saintess?]
[Su Yan: Isn't that treating the entire Spirit Hall like fools? Spirit Hall had painstakingly raised their successor. And you—riding in on a broken little motorbike—want to take her away?]
[Su Yan: If I were Qian Xunji or Qian Daoliu, I would've rushed the Blue Tyrant Family and chopped off Yu Xiaogang's parents' heads on the spot. I'd slaughter his entire clan, not even spare the ant nests under the ground—I'd boil those too.]
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: That's… quite brutal?]
[Su Yan: Switch perspectives. If you were Qian Xunji or Qian Daoliu, would you kill his entire family or not?]
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: I… would definitely kill them. It's not like Qian Xunji or Qian Daoliu are incapable of doing it.]
[Yan Zi is Not Swallow: Switching perspectives, I couldn't tolerate it either!]
[Cat in the Shadows: This truly cannot be tolerated at all. If he dares to start it, he should be ready for the consequences.]
[Su Yan: What's worse is that after Qian Xunji confronted and threatened him, Yu Xiaogang didn't even say a fart—he just ran away. Then he blamed Bibi Dong for "changing her heart." Did he ever once think about Bibi Dong's situation?]
[Su Yan: Love is responsibility. Love is taking on burdens. If he truly loved Bibi Dong, he should have considered whether he could bear the consequences, whether he could give her happiness. That's what a real man does.]
[Su Yan: So yes—Yu Xiaogang is the scum who ruined Bibi Dong's entire life. Without Yu Xiaogang, Bibi Dong's life would never have turned out like this.]
[Su Yan: And lastly, let me just say—Qian Xunji is an idiot! Qian Daoliu is also an idiot! What garbage, Angel Martial Souls! Someone abducted your successor and ruined her life, and you didn't even kill his entire clan? What kind of Spirit Hall are you running? Might as well go home and sell sweet potatoes, useless fools!]
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