Chapter 48: Pioneer of Human Civilization
Xiao Wu was completely dumbfounded!
This sister was truly a princess—her personality and emotions shifted in the strangest ways.
She came and went as she pleased.
Ning Rongrong felt utterly helpless. Xiao Wu's IQ was enough to make people anxious.
From now on…
She definitely needed to buy Xiao Wu more walnuts and fish.
[Bibi Dong: Back to business. I think we should kick Liu Erlong out.]
[Everyone: ???]
[Yan Zi is Not Swallow: Your Holiness, what's going on?]
[The Moon of My Childhood: Kick out… that means chase her away, right?]
[I Am an Orphan: Why?]
[Bibi Dong: She lurks every day and doesn't contribute to upgrading the chat group. What use do we have for her?]
[Hu Liena: My teacher is right!]
[Group Member No.9: Isn't this a bit too much?]
[Bibi Dong: Su Yan, get out here and kick Liu Erlong out. She violated the only rule of this chat group—not being active in conversation!]
In the Pope's Palace—
Hu Liena gave Bibi Dong a thumbs-up.
"High."
"Teacher, you're too high-level."
"Liu Erlong won't be able to hide anymore."
Bibi Dong smiled. Liu Erlong wanted to play games with her?
She was nothing!
At Blue Tyrant Academy—
Liu Erlong almost coughed up blood from rage.
"You dirty jungler!"
"Bibi Dong, you old hag! You rotten, shameless bastard—this is a sneak attack!"
"So infuriating!"
She raised her hand and smacked another patch of flowers she had tended for years into mush.
Damn it.
Bibi Dong, that bastard!
She was furious, yet powerless. After all, Bibi Dong wasn't wrong. Su Yan had clearly stated the only rule—no lurking.
But…
Was she really inactive by choice?
She wanted to speak, but she had no face to show anyone!
[I Am an Orphan: Bibi Dong… as expected of you.]
[Group Member No.9: Hahaha!!]
[Yan Zi is Not Swallow: Liu Erlong, you'd better come out. You'll have to show up sooner or later. They promise they won't laugh at you.]
[Carrot Lover: ???]
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: I bet the next message that appears will be Liu Erlong's.↓↓↓]
[Liu Erlong: Bibi Dong, you old hag! Bastard! Whore! Scoundrel! Why don't you just die!]
[Bibi Dong: Ah, Liu Erlong has arrived. Hello, Liu Erlong. Liu Erlong, don't leave just yet.]
[Hu Liena: Liu Erlong, I know why you used your previous username. It's not that you're not surnamed Yu—it's that you don't want to be surnamed Yu, right?]
[Yan Zi is Not Swallow: Liu Erlong, if Bibi Dong exposes your secrets, can't you expose hers?]
[Yan Zi is Not Swallow: But I am curious… Can you tell us the details of how you and Yu Xiaogang first met?]
[Group Member No.9: I'm actually more curious… who was the genius that came up with "spiritual romance"?]
[The Moon of My Childhood: Spiritual romance… I think I understand now.]
[I Am an Orphan: Something's wrong with you!]
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Spiritual romance is truly a brilliant invention. It's the greatest display of human intelligence I've ever seen. It perfectly resolves the issue of men loving men and women loving women.]
[Carrot Lover: Hahaha!!]
[I Am an Orphan: Impressive. I thought you'd say it solves sibling romance issues, but no—you went straight to men and men, women and women?!]
[Bibi Dong: Next, let us welcome the greatest contributor in the history of the Douluo Continent—Liu Erlong! Please speak!]
At Blue Tyrant Academy—
Liu Erlong collapsed headfirst into the grass.
Dead.
She was really dead this time.
Yesterday, at least she still had a chance to survive, but this time… there was absolutely no way to live anymore.
She was exhausted. Let the world be destroyed.
At this moment, Liu Erlong had her entire head buried in the mud. Even though the dirt smeared all over her face, none of this changed her fate.
She truly felt like she couldn't go on living.
Was there anything more socially devastating than this?
One had to admit…
Bibi Dong was simply on another level. Her feigned madness and foolishness made everyone too tired to tease her anymore, while Liu Erlong's silence only made her even more noticeable.
In the carriage—
"Pfft—"
Zhu Zhuqing couldn't hold back her laughter.
[Cat in the Shadows: The invention of spiritual romance… truly one of the greatest contributions in human history.]
Su Yan opened his eyes and looked at Zhu Zhuqing, who was lying on his lap, giggling secretly, feeling slightly puzzled.
"What's making you so happy?"
Zhu Zhuqing's face flushed. "It's… they're talking about Liu Erlong. I got carried away."
Hearing this, Su Yan began checking the chat group.
[Su Yan: I vaguely remember that when I was little, my family was so poor we only had an iron gate. Every time it rained, it rusted. I hugged it while crying, saying 'Old Iron, please stop flexing! Old Iron, stop flexing!']
[Yan Zi is Not Swallow: Hahahaha! You guys are too bad, I like you so much!]
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Do you love me? Great! Let's start a spiritual romance right now!]
[Carrot Lover: Hahaha!!]
[Group Member No.9: What separates lonely and cheerful people? The answer is—a chat group. Hahahaha!!]
[I Am an Orphan: This chat group has a strange magic… It's quietly changing my personality. I'm aware of it, but I can't stop laughing!]
[The Moon of My Childhood: Everyone is laughing at you, but I've always believed you're the best. Keep going, Pioneer of Human Civilization.]
Back at Blue Tyrant Academy—
Liu Erlong was completely furious.
Damn it.
There wasn't a single good person in this chat group!
Not even one!
"AHHH!"
"You bastards are driving me mad!"
She stood up and roared toward the sky.
[Liu Erlong: You bastards! I swear I will never coexist with you again!]
[Su Yan: If you mess up, admit it. If you deserve a beating, stand still and take it.]
[Liu Erlong: Bullshit! I admit I was blind and dumb! But what is that nonsense about spiritual romance and having children? That is something I, Liu Erlong, would never do!]
[Su Yan: Since you said that, I'll have to reveal something else. At first, you and Yu Xiaogang were indeed doing spiritual romance. But later, when Bibi Dong was on her deathbed, she told you to ignore worldly judgment and live happily with Yu Xiaogang. Even if you had to 'strengthen' him, you were to be with him. You agreed—and you fulfilled it.]
[Everyone: ???]
[Bibi Dong: Slander! That is slander against me! I hated Liu Erlong until death— how could I possibly say such things?]
[Yan Zi is Not Swallow: Slurp… this melon is delicious!]
[I Am an Orphan: I'm dying—Bibi Dong, go join a circus. We'll all buy tickets!]
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Did Bibi Dong really advise them like that?]
[Su Yan: A dying person speaks kindly. In her final moments, Bibi Dong let go of everything. She even confessed the truth about Qian Xunji herself. So—what do you think?]
[Cat in the Shadows: Huh?]
[Hu Liena: So, according to you… If my teacher is ever on her deathbed, she'll regain complete clarity?]
[I Am an Orphan: You little sly fox!]
[Bibi Dong: ???]
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