[BOKKI & SOBA, look at the sea of fake top-knots within the night market]
[SOBA]
How the hell do we find him now…
[BOKKI]
No worries.
I have a special technique for this!
It's called the Special Amplifying Voice Jutsu!
Now watch…
[SOBA, looks at Bokki intently]
[BOKKI, takes a deep breath]
SHO!!!!
WHERE ARE YOU SHO!!!!
[SOBA, excited look turns to one of disappointment]
[SOBA]
Bokki…
You're just shouting, you know that right?
[BOKKI, shushes Soba]
[BOKKI]
I gotta concentrate, now keep it down]
[SOBA, sighs as Bokki continues shouting for Sho]
[SOBA, joins Bokki and starts shouting out for Sho too]
[BOTH]
SHO!!!!
[Suddenly, someone jumps down from out of nowhere]
[MASKED PERSON]
Are you two in need of assistance?!
[BOKKI]
Who the hell are you?
[MASKED PERSON, hits a pose]
I AM!
qBAKUFU CITY'S VERY OWN DO-GOODER!
[BOKKI, looks at him unamused]
I dont care about your super hero name, dork.
Show me your face and tell me your real name.
[DO-GOODER, panicking]
Oh!
Well you see… a super hero can't reveal his identity!
[BOKKI, reaching for his mask]
Well they do now!
[BOKKI, rips off his mask]
[DO-GOODER, covering his face]
NO!!
DONT LOOK AT ME!
I'M HIDEOUS!!
[BOKKI, whacks him on the head]
[BOKKI]
Quit being an idiot, what's your name?
[DO-GOODER]
A super hero doesn't reveal his-
[SOBA, fed up]
WE DON'T CARE!
WE'RE TRYING TO FIND OUR FRIEND!
[DO-GOODER, sighs]
My name is Gintaro Chinkoyama.
[BOKKI, tries not to laugh]
[BOKKI]
Pfft-
[SOBA, nods at Bokki]
[GINTARO, sighs]
Yeah, yeah dick mountain is my last name, laugh it up…
[BOKKI, breaks down laughing]
[BOKKI, stops laughing]
[BOKKI]
Oh god that's too funny…
[GINTARO]
Aside from my name, you guys said you needed help finding a friend?
[SOBA, nods]
Yes!
His names Sho!
[GINTARO]
Sho…
Ok, describe him for me!
[SOBA]
Uh well…
White button up, black dress pants, sneakers, and a top-knot.
[GINTARO, looks back at the crowd of people wearing shogun wigs and sighs]
[GINTARO]
Isn't there something else to describe him?
[BOKKI, muttering]
He's incredibly drunk right now…
[GINTARO]
Say what?
[BOKKI]
He's incredibly drunk.
[GINTARO, grins]
NOW THATS A LEAD!
[GINTARO, picks up his mask]
DO-GOODER, TRANSFORM!
[GINTARO, dramatically does the Kamen Rider transformation pose and puts on his mask]
[SOBA]
Is Do-Gooder seriously the best you can do?
Why not something like Super Gin?
[BOKKI]
Super Gin isn't too original either…
I say something like Chinko Man!
[GINTARO, punches Bokki in the face]
[GINTARO]
I WON'T BE KNOWN AS PENIS MAN!
[BOKKI, holding his face in pain]
Then why don't you come up with something better?!
[GINTARO, grins]
What about…
GINTAMAN!
[SOBA]
I feel like that sounds too much like-
[BOKKI, shuts Soba up]
[BOKKI]
Gintaman it is!
Now let's go find Sho!
[The three head out to find Sho within the crowd of people]
[They go asking around to see if anyone has seen a drunk guy with a real top-knot]
[They stop to play a few games and try some foods, to Soba's dismay]
[After a while Gintaro sees a shady guy pickpocketing a guy passed out in an alley]
[GINTARO, shouts over at them]
You there!
What are you doing to that man!
[He flashily jumps over them]
[SHADY GUY]
Why do you care?
You tryna play hero or something?
[GINTARO, strikes a pose]
I don't play the hero!
I am a hero!
I'm the great Gintaman!
[SHADY GUY, stares at him unamused]
[GINTARO, stays posing quietly]
[SHADY GUY]
Are you gonna do something?
[GINTARO, stays posing, sweating nervously]
[BOKKI & SOBA, sigh & walk up to the shady dude]
[SOBA]
Hey, that's Sho!
[BOKKI, points his sword at the Shady Guy]
[BOKKI]
What's your business with this guy?
[SHADY GUY]
None of your business!
[BOKKI, whacks the guy with his sword, knocking him out.]
[BOKKI, sighs]
Welp we took care of that…
[BOKKI, sifts through the guys pockets and finds Sho's wallet]
[BOKKI]
Bingo!
Soba, pick up Sho.
Let's head out.
[SOBA, picks up Sho, giving him a piggyback]
[BOKKI, walks up to Gintaro and pats him on the back]
[BOKKI]
We got Sho.
You can stop posing, Gintaman.
[GINTARO, lets out a sigh of relief]
[GINTARO]
Thank god!
I got too nervous to do anything!
[SOBA]
We know!
[BOKKI, chuckles]
It's alright Gintaro…
Everyone starts somewhere right?
[GINTARO, takes off his mask]
Well…
I guess so.
[SOBA]
Let's take Sho over to the mochi shop
[The three head over to the mochi shop]
[Outside the shop, Bokki & Sho say their goodbyes to Gintaro]
[BOKKI]
Well Gintaro, thanks for your help.
[SOBA, nods]
Yeah!
Even though you didn't help stop that thug…
[GINTARO, chuckles]
It was a pleasure!
I hope to see you guys again!
[GINTARO, jumps onto the roof of the shop and leaves into the night]
[BOKKI & SOBA, go into the mochi shop and lay Sho to rest]
[The next morning, they wake up to see Sho not where they left him]
[SOBA, looks at Bokki]
Oh god…
We lost Sho again!
[They run outside the shop]
[SHO, outside in underwear]
Good morning, my friends!
Did you sleep well?
I definitely did.
[SHO, smiles at them seemingly unaware of the events of the night before]
[BOKKI & SOBA, glare at Sho]
[BOTH]
PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!