Bai Xian really couldn't stand it.
He lived two lives, but it was like he lived them for nothing; surely he wasn't single until he died in his last life?
Hey, don't say it, really don't say it.
Yun Ming really hadn't had a girlfriend in his last life.
He always had a firm belief in his mind: never have the illusion that a girl likes him.
Sigma male? NO, NO, NO!
We want to be a Sigma male.
A young lady said she had something to discuss and invited Yun Ming to dinner? No, he wouldn't go; if there was something to discuss, they should just say it. He would help if he could, but he couldn't just accept a free meal.
A junior asked if he had time to watch a movie? Absolutely not; he had so many readers eagerly awaiting his next work.
A kind older sister bent down and asked if her outfit was pretty? Hmm, the outfit was indeed pretty, as for the person... what if looking at her for too long made him seem like a creep?
But... this time, Yun Ming still chased after her.
He didn't know if Yin Cha Xian was busy, but Hong Dou... perhaps she had come specifically to find him. He still hadn't properly made up for yesterday's mistake.
"Second Senior Brother, where are you going?"
"Chasing Hong Dou."
Yun Ming weaved through his junior brothers and sisters who were deliberately causing mischief.
"Oh, oh, oh~"
After a brief moment of shock, some people exchanged glances and made sounds of disgust, while others were heartbroken... "Wait, Second Senior Brother, are you not acting anymore? No... I'm a fan of the 'incest' trope! A Senior Sister is still a sister, Eldest Senior Sister, she... *muffled*."
"Are you courting death? Eldest Senior Sister will kill you if she finds out..."
Someone else asked.
"What about Ling'er then? Who will take care of Ling'er, Eldest Senior Sister or Hong Dou?"
"No, Second Senior Brother belongs to Ling'er!"
"Bastard, how old is Ling'er!"
"Heretic, get him out of here!"
Yun Ming curled his lips. In recent years, perhaps influenced by Eldest Senior Brother, everyone had become increasingly abstract.
What was all this about? The idea of him and Eldest Senior Sister together was just too much.
But he wasn't annoyed.
As the Young Sect Leader, he naturally received more attention, and most of his fellow disciples meant no harm.
Soon, he reached the entrance of Sui Bian Temple.
Beside the two stone lions, Xu Zhimo was clicking his tongue, gazing at the receding figure of the young girl, and leisurely said.
"Junior Brother, you're a step too late."
"Hong Dou said she still has class tomorrow, so you can go find her next weekend... *cough cough*... those were her exact words."
Eldest Senior Brother pinched his throat, imitating a young girl's voice, speaking in a cutesy tone.
"Tell that idiot not to chase me anymore... I'm fine, if he keeps chasing, I'll really get angry... You guys finish up and go back to the mountain first... Oh, and remember to have Master Bai Xian check his body! That's a must!"
Xu Zhimo's expression gradually twisted, and he pouted, indicating he was disgusted. He repeated it again.
"That's a must, Brother Yun Ming~"
"Wait, Junior Brother... don't hit me, a gentleman uses his words, not his fists."
Yun Ming rushed forward in a few steps, directly performing a 'Crow Sits on a Plane' followed by a 'Black Tiger Steals Heart,' and then an 'Over-the-Shoulder Throw.'
Damn it, he was disgusted.
Xu Zhimo tried to dodge, but the attack was sudden, and the downward strike was completely unstoppable. He ended up being firmly pressed onto the flagstones that had already been cleared of snow.
Yun Ming sat on his back.
"Tell me, did you do anything while I was sleeping? Everyone's reaction today is clearly off."
"Heh heh... My foolish Junior Brother... Have you finally discovered it? That's right, it was me, all me..."
"After all, Junior Brother was unkind, so I was unjust. Come on... let's destroy each other! What does a good reputation matter to me, Xu Zhimo?!"
Xu Zhimo lay on the ground, not caring about the cold or the embarrassment. He had secretly recorded a video of Junior Brother Yun Ming and his childhood sweetheart's early dating arguments.
He figured it would surely become an important weapon in the future.
This beating was not in vain.
Yun Ming fell silent, not out of a sudden pang of conscience.
Instead, he was browsing various group messages and forum owner messages, most of which had already been banned by Ye Qingxuan.
But... damn it, which scoundrel uploaded it to the Rope Net?!
The Rope Net, Ailidu's largest dark web.
Various illegal transactions could be conducted there, but although it was called a dark web, people in Ailidu wouldn't even dare to say they were from Ailidu if they didn't have a Rope Net account.
Even though the officials knew about it, they couldn't find a way to break into the website and tacitly allowed its existence.
None of this was the point.
The point was, his sexy photos had already spread across the Rope Net, especially in the Wei Fei Territory region.
Damn it, damn it, damn it... they actually made him pose in a shameful way with his hands forming a 'V' sign around his eyes!
Although Yun Ming was already somewhat famous in Wei Fei Territory, this time he had truly gone viral.
Damn it, in his vision, he should have been praised by everyone for holding the Qing Ming Sword and suppressing the Void. Now, even if he became a hero in the future,
he would have inescapable scandals!
Yun Ming released his hold on Xu Zhimo and asked a junior sister who was watching for two swords.
Eldest Senior Brother slowly got up, a bit confused that his junior brother hadn't gotten angry, but then a sword inexplicably appeared in his hand.
What, what was this for?
"Xu Zhimo, today, you and I, will fight to the death!"
"Woc, are you serious?"
The sword's edge was like a sharp point, bringing a sting even without touching flesh. "You're not playing fair, Junior Brother."
"Damn it, even if you're getting revenge, you can't post it on the Rope Net, can you?!"
"Rope Net? It wasn't me! Believe me."
Xu Zhimo was even more confused.
"I believe you, you old scoundrel, you're very cunning!!"
That evening.
Eldest Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother began their 'Mount Hua Debate' (a legendary martial arts competition).
Many residents of Chenghui Flat came to watch, and the excitement was no less than that of the Fu Xi Festival.
Xu Zhimo was utterly defeated and fled into Yin Cha Xian.
Second Senior Brother Yun Ming, as if wary of some ancient great power, dared not enter.
That night.
Yun Kui Mountain, Tiannan Peak.
He should have gone to see Master and honestly admitted his mistake, but when he returned, he learned that Xuan Mingzi had actually gone down the mountain that morning.
He wouldn't be back for three to five days.
How strange, shouldn't Master be waiting for him in his room with a belt?
Yun Ming was puzzled, but he felt relieved after learning that Master was not entering the Void but rather seeking an old friend.
As for Eldest Senior Sister, *cough cough*... he would see her tomorrow when there were more people around.
He took advantage of Eldest Senior Sister's absence to sneak out Yue Ling'er, and also asked Senior Sister Ke Ke to relay a message saying that there was a new method to try with Ling'er tonight, so not to worry.
Eldest Senior Sister wouldn't come knocking, would she?
"Brother Yun Ming, what are you thinking about? Look, Ling'er folded a thousand paper cranes, hehe, for you, Brother~"
Ling'er, the little girl, leaned on the table and smiled back.
Just now, Brother had dragged her around, hiding like a thief. How could she not know what had happened?~
It was nothing more than hiding from Sister Qingxuan.
But Sister Qingxuan didn't believe those photos at all. Brother was really something; hiding like this would only make Sister Qingxuan angry~
But Ling'er didn't say anything.
Because it was better for silly Brother to make Sister angry more often; otherwise, they would truly always be Senior Sister and Junior Brother.
Thinking this, she threw herself into Yun Ming's arms.
She could sleep with Brother tonight! It had been so long since she had been with Brother, silly Brother.
"Still so fond of cuddling."
Yun Ming shook his head helplessly, but his downcast eyes were full of tenderness.
"I bought you snacks, why haven't you eaten any?"
"Brother, feed me~"