Bam outside Astrid and raven coming running
Astrid: hey guys
Raven: we've got company
Blaze: who is it
Raven and astrid in unison: the Universal government
Astrid: and according to my calculations the top 8 are here with like 42 men behind them
Raven: in a dumber version of that... we're cooked
Storm: Let's just portal out
Raven: yeah... we kinda broke it this morning when we were fighting for the bathroom
Storm: fuck
Screen fade out
Now...
Screen fades in
Storm: okay everyone calm down...
Raven: Kinda hard to do that knowing im going to die looking at your stupid faces
Astrid: so we fight?
Blaze: what choice do we have
Storm: fight to kill. No gay bullshit on some I dont kill, or else you will forever eat tasteless porridge on an unflushable dirty toilet.
Raven: As much as I hate killing storm's right
Blaze: shut your bitch ass up everyone knows you like almost as much as Storm
Astrid: Yall need to stop whinging like a couple of bitches and come with a plan
Storm: i thought i already covered that part kill for your freedom.
Raven: yeah seems like a plan
Blaze: hey listen and this might hurt but killing isn't a plan or an option as a matter of a fact its suicide
Raven whispers to Astrid: sorry about earlier he's the buzz killer
Astrid: so what do you propose we do and talk fast before some man come up in here and beat the absolute shit out of us
Blaze: we run
Storm: yeah sorry monkey i dont run
Astrid: and how do we run out there.
Raven: yeah you're plan pretty dumb its like trying to run in between a crowd Taylor swift fans
Storm: whats yalls problem with Taylor swift and where did Trevor go
Blaze: oh he runs when he sees the popo come.
Raven: wait… so Trevor gone-gone?
Trevor from outside: yall on your own love you tho
Storm: nah he's dead to me bro
Astrid peeks out the window
Astrid: THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HERE
Storm: aight no more talking LET'S—
Door explodes off the hinges.
Top 8 officer Felix walks in first
Dude built like a bulldozer that learned how to bench press.
Felix: Storm. By order of the Universal Government, you are to be captured alive. The rest of you… irrelevant.
Storm: damn not even a hello?
Blaze: bro didn't even blink at us
Felix signals the 42 soldiers
Felix: bring them in.
The entire house fills with armored soldiers moving in perfect sync.
Astrid: oh nah this feels like an Avengers-level beatdown
Raven: aight then… let's turn this house into a battlefield
Storm cracks his neck
Storm: everyone… don't die.
Blaze: amazing strategy
The fight begins.
Astrid activates speed, lightning bursting under her feet
Astrid: TRY CATCH ME YOU GOVERNMENT DICK-TATORS
She zigzags so fast the soldiers swing at air
She jumps, spins, kicks one straight through the living room window
Another gets turned into a projectile when she throws him across the room
Raven charges next
She drags her scythe across the floor, sparks flying
She leaps and slices through two soldiers
Then kicks another into the fridge
Raven: and that's why you don't touch my food
Storm dives into the center
Lightning erupts off him like a storm grenade
Half the room gets blasted back
Storm: WHO NEXT!?
A soldier swings a staff
Storm grabs it mid-air, snaps it, slams him into the floor
Blaze unleashes a fire wave that spreads across the walls
Soldiers dive everywhere
Blaze: my bad in advance if the house burns down
Storm: THIS IS A RENTAL WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO OWNS IT
Just when it looks like the squad clearing the room—
Felix finally moves.
One step.
Just one.
And the entire house shakes.
Astrid: oh hell no he got earthquake footsteps
Raven: Blaze this might be your real dad
Blaze: shut up man
Felix appears beside Storm like he teleported
Felix grabs Storm's face and SLAMS him into the floor
Storm: hey— HEY— CONSENT—
Felix drags him across the floor and throws him through the staircase.
Blaze screams and charges at Felix full fire mode
Blaze: GET OFF MY BROTHER—
Felix clotheslines Blaze mid-air like WWE
Blaze spins three times before hitting the ground
Felix: weak. both of you.
Astrid: how is he this strong??
Raven: this man eats dumbbells for breakfast
More soldiers rush in
Storm climbs out the broken staircase, coughing, bleeding, pissed.
Storm: ok… ok… new plan… RUN LIKE YO NAME ON A DEBT LIST
Blaze: THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS
Astrid grabs Raven
Astrid: MOVE YOUR EMO ASS
Raven: I WAS ALREADY MOVING
The group slips out the backdoor
Storm zaps three soldiers blocking their way
Blaze melts a wall
Astrid speed-blitzes to scout the path
Raven cuts open the fence
They sprint through the woods
Branches slapping them
Blasts flying past their heads
Trees exploding behind them from government fire
Blaze: WHY THEY SO FAST THEY WEARING ARMOR
Astrid: THEY GOT SUPER SOLDIER LEGS OR SOMETHING
Raven: STORM FASTER I DON'T WANNA DIE DIRTY
Storm: I'M RUNNING AT MAX SPEED YOU SPOILED TOOTHBRUSH
Behind them
Entire forest lights up
Felix walking through flame and smoke, not even blinking
Felix: RUN IF YOU WISH. YOU CANNOT OUTRUN HISTORY.
Storm: WHO TALKS LIKE THAT SHUT UP BRO
They finally make it to a cliff edge
End of the road
Blaze: oh yeah we're dead
Storm: no… no we jump
Astrid: WE WHAT
Storm: WE JUMP. I'M NOT GETTING ARRESTED BY A DUDE WITH A BALD HEAD AND ZERO EMOTION
Raven: fair enough
Felix appears at the trees behind them, towering
Felix: surrender.
Storm gives him the middle finger
Storm: eat my ass
Then he grabs everyone and leaps off the cliff.
They fall into the raging river
Washed away instantly
Pulled by current, disappearing into the canyon
Felix stops at the edge and stares down
Felix: Storm… you can run.
Wind blows his coat
Felix: but this isn't over.
He turns to his soldiers
Felix: prepare search squads.
Screen fades black