Bai Hao, having just achieved a glorious triple-kill on Yingbao, stretched comfortably and ended the livestream.
"Thirteen million Primogems—decent haul for the day."
Rubbing his palms together, he opened the Ultimate Skill Card Pool.
Of course, he first chanted the traditional prayer for good luck—
"Lady Ziyin bless me, Lady Ziyin guide me—SSR, arrive!"
Shua—!
Thirteen shooting stars streaked across the system screen.
Results:
Moko Botmo
One crate of Kun Kun Brand Eggs
Seven Wolves Gold-Buckled Belt
Gojo Satoru's Blindfold
Heavenly Calamity Meteor
Roxy Figurine
Raiden Shogun's Stockings (worn… for quite a while)
Mayuri's Metal Upa
Eternal Compass
Uchiha Mikoto Photo Album
Sora's Life-Sized Body Pillow
Maou Sadao's Baseball Cap
Three Kingdoms Kill Card Set
"Tsk tsk… two golden ultimates this time."
Satisfied, Bai Hao picked up the two shimmering cards.
Moko Botmo — Esdeath's Ultimate.
A wide-range time-freeze.
Only lasts a few seconds, but that's more than enough to change the battlefield.
Drawback?
Only once a day, and may fail against demon-form enemies.
Heavenly Calamity Meteor — Uchiha Madara's Ultimate.
A forbidden technique calling down two meteors, the second bigger than the first.
In the source material, that move nearly wiped out the entire Shinobi Alliance.
"Oh yeah… now that's cool."
He nodded with satisfaction—both ultimates were flashy, devastating, and perfect for showing off.
Then his gaze fell upon—
Kun Kun Brand Eggs.
"...What the hell is this cursed garbage?!"
He almost yeeted the card straight out the window.
But littering from tall buildings was illegal.
And besides—he could steam shrimp heads with these.
Or use them as throwing weapons.
Probably very effective.
He reluctantly stored the card.
The rest of the loot?
Raiden Shogun's worn black stockings—still faintly fragrant.
Roxy figurine—detachable parts, could keep a man entertained for a year.
Uchiha Mikoto photo album—"Mikoto-san… I adore you."
Sora body pillow—tonight's cuddle partner.
Once his inventory was comfortably stocked with degeneracy and destruction, Bai Hao headed out for a stroll.
Liyue Night Market — Peak Traffic
Lanterns glowed; the streets were buzzing.
Talk of the "Fanmade Stream" spread like wildfire.
The Rite of Descension was tomorrow—every shop was decorated, every stall piled with snacks.
Bai Hao ate happily from Tiger Rock all the way to Wanmin Restaurant.
As expected of Liyue—food heaven.
When he sat down to order, he spotted Xiangling bustling in the kitchen, clearly in better spirits now.
"Xiangling, why're you packing so many Golden Shrimp Balls?" he asked, tapping the table lazily.
While flipping her wok, Xiangling replied,
"They're for Keqing! She's so busy tonight she can't leave her post, so she ordered takeout through my streamer account."
Bai Hao raised an eyebrow.
"Oh? I'll deliver it for you. It's on my way."
He was planning to visit Yujing Terrace anyway.
Maybe he'd run into Wang Xiaomei, too.
Once a man achieved financial freedom, he began investing in sightseeing, wandering around, and flirting with pretty girls.
Xiangling blinked.
"But Yujing Terrace is super far!"
"No problem."
Bai Hao patted his chest.
"They call me the Golden Flash—faster than Meituan delivery!"
Xiangling burst into giggles.
"Are you serious?"
"Naturally. And pack a few extra boxes for me."
Raising one finger, he added, "Strictly for research."
Xiangling smiled like the girl-next-door.
"Alright, I'll give you ten percent off!"
"Deal."
Her favorability toward him had clearly reached "Friend."
Even if his identity was exposed later…
She probably wouldn't kill him immediately.
A few minutes later, Xiangling handed him two packed bags.
Bai Hao slipped into an alley, turned into a streak of golden lightning—
And arrived instantly at Yujing Terrace.
Yujing Terrace — Ceremony Headquarters
"Ah Qing, good evening~"
Passing the Millelith guards, Bai Hao approached Keqing, who was in the middle of a strategy meeting with Ganyu and several Qixing assistants.
Keqing turned, startled.
"A-Ah Qing? Why are you calling me that?"
No one had ever called her that.
Everyone called her "Keqing."
But "Ah Qing"… sounded strangely intimate.
Bai Hao blinked innocently.
"What? Would you rather I use that other title?"
—The notorious "Master Ke."
Ganyu froze, looking between them.
"You two… have special nicknames for each other?"
The female assistants exchanged glances.
Their gossip radar activated.
"Is he Keqing's boyfriend?"
"She is at a proper dating age…"
"A private nickname?! Something's definitely going on!"
"You mean… a Master–Servant dynamic?!"
As the whispers grew increasingly deranged—
Bai Hao coughed loudly.
"Please don't misunderstand! There is absolutely no adulterous relationship between me and the Lady Yuheng!"
Silence.
Keqing's face turned scarlet.
"Adulterous your sister!"
CRUNCH.
Her black high heel came down—
Straight onto his foot.
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