Spirit Kite Douluo whipped her head around, and her pupils shrank instantly.
A gigantic golden chrysanthemum was barreling straight toward her like a meteor, petals gleaming with terrifying spirit power.
Standing atop the flower—hair fluttering, robes flowing—was none other than Chrysanthemum Douluo Yue Guan.
"Oh my god—!!"
The always-cool Beauty Kite turned pale in an instant.
She was a ninety-third-level Titled Douluo who had experienced countless battles, yet this scene felt like a mountain collapsing onto her.
In that moment of crisis, the woman who normally acted before thinking somehow booted up her rusty mental CPU.
"You go left, I go right!" she screamed.
Although Yue Guan sensed something was wrong, instinct took over—he immediately redirected his flight path to the left.
Spirit Kite Douluo dove to the right with her arms full of shopping bags.
But—
they were facing each other.
So Yue Guan's left… was her right.
BOOM!!
The collision sounded like a spirit beast smashing into a castle wall.
Spirit Kite Douluo was launched into the air like a fired cannonball, spinning in a spectacular arc.
Her shopping bags burst open midair—silks, jewelry, cosmetics, and perfume scattered like heavenly maidens tossing flowers.
BANG!
She slammed onto the ground, raising a cloud of dust.
Her bought-with-love silks were torn to rags.
Her precious jade jewelry shattered into glittering fragments.
Her expensive imported perfumes smashed into glittering puddles.
"My treasures—!!"
Ignoring the pain, Spirit Kite Douluo stared at the "battlefield" of her beloved goods.
Two streams of nosebleed slid down her pretty face like red paint.
She snatched up a half-intact silk scarf, tore it, shoved the pieces into her nostrils, and then—
She pounced at Yue Guan like a mad tigress.
"YUE GUAN! YOU PERVERT!"
"PAY FOR MY CLOTHES! PAY FOR MY JEWELRY!"
"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE COST?!"
She beat and kicked him while wailing miserably.
Yue Guan instinctively wanted to apologize—after all, destroying someone's shopping haul was awkward.
But then—
His eyes lit up.
Because the one clinging to him was…
a Titled Douluo.
"That's right… she's also a leek!"
Ghost Leopard had escaped, but Spirit Kite had appeared.
It was still a full harvest!
The moment Spirit Kite Douluo noticed the change in Yue Guan's expression, she immediately felt chills.
That look…
Why did it feel like he was staring at prey?
Her scalp tingled.
She retreated two steps, trembling.
"Y–You… what do you want?"
Yue Guan's eyes sparkled with excitement; a strange smile curled on his lips.
"Spirit Kite, don't be scared! Come with me!"
He rubbed his hands as though he had found a rare treasure.
"I guarantee you'll experience something unprecedented."
To Spirit Kite Douluo, those words sounded like the whispers of a devil.
Goosebumps erupted across her body.
"Yue Guan, calm down! Calm down and TALK!"
Her voice shook violently.
But Yue Guan didn't even hear her anymore.
His brain was full of Senior Lin's words.
Experience mortal life. Bring customers.
And Spirit Kite was the best quality leek—
NO—
The most distinguished guest!
"Enough nonsense!"
Yue Guan's figure blurred.
Spirit Kite's instincts screamed danger.
She tried to retreat—but the distance was too close.
And Yue Guan had two whole spirit levels on her.
He appeared behind her like a ghost and grabbed her with a clean, practiced grappling move.
"YUE GUAN! Are you INSANE?!"
She struggled frantically, but Yue Guan's grip was immovable.
"I was wrong! I was really wrong!"
Her voice trembled with real terror now.
Those ruined clothes and jewelry meant nothing compared to this situation.
"I don't need compensation! Let me go!"
But Yue Guan's eyes were filled with fiery devotion.
This was his sacred mission!
He must bring her to Feng Ran Pavilion.
He must help Senior Lin experience the rich lives of mortals!
"Don't be afraid," Yue Guan said gently.
But his grip tightened.
"I won't hurt you. I'm just taking you somewhere. You'll thank me later."
He lifted her by the arm.
"Let's go."
Spirit Kite Douluo looked desperately at the surrounding pedestrians.
But seeing two Titled Douluo, everyone immediately backed far, far away.
No one dared to interfere.
"No! I'm NOT going!"
She struggled wildly, but her resistance WAS meaningless.
Seeing the wasted seconds, Yue Guan hardened his heart.
Senior Lin was waiting!
Golden petals bloomed as the Qi Rong Tong Tian Chrysanthemum appeared once more.
Yue Guan stepped on it, dragging the despairing Spirit Kite with him as they shot into the sky.
In an instant, they vanished.
The only things left behind were the destroyed shopping bags—and the stunned chatter of bystanders.
"Was that Elder Ju?"
"Who was that woman he dragged away?"
"She looked miserable…"
"What is Elder Ju planning to do…?"
At the same time—
Ghost Douluo and Devil Bear Douluo arrived at Feng Ran Pavilion.
Even before stepping inside, Devil Bear froze.
The storefront was so ordinary it looked… shabby.
"This is it?"
"This is the mysterious place you mentioned?"
He gulped.
"Old Ghost… you sure you didn't bring me to the wrong address? This place doesn't even look like it has a chef."
Ghost Douluo glared.
"What do YOU know?"
"The more ordinary the place, the greater the hidden opportunities!"
"When you meet Senior Lin, behave!"
With that, Ghost Douluo pushed open the restaurant door.
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