Once Chrysanthemum Douluo understood his situation, a kind of reckless calm settled over him.
He straightened his charming, graceful steps and approached the counter like he was walking toward his execution platform—or salvation.
He placed a heavy money pouch on the counter with both hands, reverent as if offering incense.
Thirty-four thousand gold coins.
"Junior…"
His voice trembled with a determination even he hadn't realized he possessed.
"Junior is ready."
Lin Feng didn't lift his eyelids.
But his heart?
Blooming. Bursting. Delighted.
It's coming. It's finally coming.
The main show of the pavilion—Chrysanthemum Douluo's draw.
Even Lin Feng didn't know what nonsense this dog system would spit out this time.
The system chimed in his mind:
[Consumption: 34,000 gold coins]
[Evaluation: This Juhua leek's regret is sincere. Unfortunately, observation period is observation period. This system is always fair.]
[Also—why is he so effeminate? I MUST give him something… fitting.]
[Random Reward: "My Lady's Loving () Hammer" — Yin-Yang Reversal Edition]
[Host Reward: 3,400 Food Points]
PFFT—!!
Lin Feng almost exploded with laughter.
My Lady's Loving Hammer!?
System, are you trying to kill me?!
He forcefully shoved down the hysterical laughter clawing up his throat and slowly lifted his eyelids. He looked at the "ready-to-die" Chrysanthemum Douluo with a gaze full of kindness.
"Your reward…"
Lin Feng deliberately paused, letting the entire restaurant freeze.
"Is the 'My Lady's Loving Hammer.'"
Duang.
A toy-like thud echoed through the restaurant.
A small, dainty, unforgivably ridiculous hammer popped onto the counter.
Pink.
Cheap pink.
Offensively pink.
The hammerhead was split in two:
—One half: deadly Barbie pink, holding a shiny ♀ symbol.
—The other half: melancholic deep-sky blue, marked with ♂.
A crooked, childish bow dangled from the handle.
Silence.
Absolute, heavy, suffocating silence.
Everyone stared at the… thing.
Their expressions shifted—anticipation → confusion → disbelief → existential crisis.
Hu Liena, Xie Yue, and Yan had identical round "O" mouths.
Pfft.
Yan finally lost it and burst into laughter.
"Yan!"
Xie Yue and Hu Liena elbowed him so hard he nearly ascended to a higher realm.
He slapped his hands over his mouth, but his violently trembling shoulders betrayed him completely.
Chrysanthemum Douluo's smile froze.
He lowered his head bit by bit, staring at the hammer that radiated… cosmic-level mockery.
His mind blanked out on the spot.
My Lady's… Loving Hammer?
This name… this look…
Junior, what misunderstanding do you have about me?!
"Jun… Junior…"
Chrysanthemum Douluo's voice trembled like a dying butterfly.
"This item… exactly… what is its marvel?"
Everyone leaned in.
Ghost Douluo.
Spirit Kite Douluo.
Tuoba Xi.
Even Devil Bear Douluo.
They all believed it.
The Senior does not give trash.
This ridiculous toy must hide unimaginable profundity.
Lin Feng pointed lazily.
"Oh, that. Very simple."
"See the two symbols?"
He tapped the hammer lightly.
"If you strike a man with the pink side…"
He paused, voice flat and emotionless—
Right before dropping a sentence that shattered the worldview of every living being present.
"He becomes a woman."
BOOM!!!
It felt like the entire restaurant's oxygen vanished.
Titled Douluo froze solid.
Turn—a man—into a woman?!
What kind of divine technique was this?!
What kind of blasphemous law of heaven?!
Except for Ghost Douluo
—every male present—
from mighty Titled Douluo to Yan (still sporting a swollen pig head)—
ALL instinctively felt a cold shiver from the soul outward.
Their gazes snapped toward Chrysanthemum Douluo…
And the pink-blue hammer in his hands.
Almost simultaneously—
Whoosh!!!
Tuoba Xi.
Devil Bear Douluo.
Ghost Leopard Douluo.
Xie Yue.
Yan.
Five top-level powerhouses.
Men who could shake the continent with a stomp.
All took a giant synchronized step back.
Fast.
Decisive.
Terrified.
Their looks toward Chrysanthemum Douluo were complicated:
Fear.
Sympathy.
Wariness.
And most importantly:
"For the love of god, don't touch me with that thing."
Lin Feng added lightly:
"Of course, the effect lasts only eight hours."
"And the blue side can end it early."
Then he closed his eyes again as if he had just described a very normal kitchen utensil.
But in his heart?
A roaring tsunami of disbelief.
This dog system is doing it on purpose.
Absolutely malicious.
One hundred percent a chaos gremlin!
First it made Ghost Douluo absurdly handsome.
Then it gave Old Ju—a man who could share pants with Ghost Douluo—a hammer that turns men into women?!
SYSTEM, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!
Chrysanthemum Douluo, however—
When he fully understood the hammer's effect—
His previously numb peach blossom eyes lit up with blinding brilliance.
He glanced shyly at Ghost Douluo's now handsome face…
Then bowed deeply toward Lin Feng.
"Thank you, Senior!"
"Thank you for bestowing such a divine artifact!"
"Junior truly… truly loves it!"
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