Hey, isn't this Little Qingque?
Going to slack off again?
Without making a sound, Wangcai opened the jade tablet hidden under his neck.
Then it slowly walked over on all fours.
When Qingque saw Wangcai coming over, she happily handed him the sausage.
"Wangcai, Wangcai, what a great name!"
"I wonder why the Grand Diviner suddenly got a dog?"
"Never mind, the Grand Diviner must have her reasons for doing this."
"While the Grand Diviner is away, I'll go play a couple of rounds of celestial jade."
"Wangcai, let me tell you, working is not about gaining value, it's about exchanging labor for remuneration. Taking a break during work is what's about gaining value for yourself."
"By the way, you're not going to report me to the Grand Diviner, are you?"
"Hey, I almost forgot you're a dog."
Qingque muttered to herself, then petted Wangcai before taking small steps to go play cards.
At this moment, she paused for a moment, then jogged back.
"Hey, I still don't know if Wangcai is male or female? How about I get one for you to keep you company?"
As she spoke, Qingque prepared to pick up Wangcai to investigate.
And perhaps the reason she thought that way was to slack off?
Wangcai froze for a moment, then did a backflip to dodge Qingque's clutches.
Good grief, I almost lost my innocence!
"ah?"
Qingque was a little dumbfounded, then her eyes lit up.
She excitedly took out the jade tablet.
"Wangcai, you can do a backflip! Can you show me again?"
Are you polite?
Wangcai rolled its eyes and then disappeared in a flash.
"Hey, don't run away!"
Qingque exclaimed in a daze, then regretfully put away the jade tablet.
"Speaking of which, didn't Wangcai roll its eyes just now? Can it understand what I'm saying?"
However, the dog that the Grand Diviner keeps must be extraordinary. It may just look like a mongrel, but it may actually have some precious bloodline.
Thinking about this, Qingque felt conflicted.
If Wangcai could understand, she had just told it she was going to play cards...
So, does she still want to play cards now?
After only a brief hesitation, Qingque's eyes hardened.
We must fight!
At worst, I'll just get criticized by my boss.
Besides, she has already completed the task assigned by the Grand Diviner!
The "basic secrets to happy work" are: don't take initiative, don't refuse, and don't take responsibility.
Meanwhile, Wangcai poked its head out and let out a very human-like sigh.
Well, I almost lost my innocence...
After sending the recording to Fu Xuan using special means, Wangcai the dog disappeared completely.
Shortly after, Fu Xuan, his face dark, approached Qingque, who was playing cards...
And in Changletian, Xun Yu's figure appeared here.
[TL note: where is changletian(长乐田)?]
"It's better to be human."
Looking at the people coming and going around him, Xun Yu stretched and wondered what to do next.
The train should be arriving soon, right?
Should I go and take it?
It would be a good chance to check out Phantylia, whom netizens joke is a "streamer with a costume."
A streamer... should I get Lan to give her a "Super Rocket"
Hey, but that would also blow up the xianzhou.
"Or you could just find some work from someone in the same industry."
Xun Yu seemed to have thought of something, and he gave a sinister laugh.
"Honey, what do you want to do?"
"In no mood."
Aha: "???"
"Then what are you doing?"
"I didn't do anything."
"Aha thinks this is not good."
Aha watched as Xun Yu fiddled with the coffee in his hands, and the two said things that could be easily misunderstood.
"Don't be afraid, don't feel bad, just be happy."
"What the heck? Image? Do you even have an image in their eyes?"
"Okay, there probably is, but that doesn't stop me from doing it!"
"Listen to me, we'll do it this way..."
Aha looked at Xun yu strangely, but this time, THEY did not deny Xun yu's actions.
Without Aha's interference, Xun Yu made countless copies of the cup of coffee from Himeko and then threw them to the Masked Fools scattered throughout the universe.
"Aha's Special Coffee": Aha invites you to witness a grand spectacle, don't you really want to come and see?
Note: Drinking this beverage signifies acceptance of the invitation.
At this moment, all the masked fools, whether they were preparing to play a prank, were playing a prank, or had just finished playing a prank, were stunned.
"Aha," "Invitation," "Extraordinary Joy," "Coffee."
Yes, it's obvious that agreeing means drinking this cup of coffee.
A small group of them had a sudden flash of inspiration, immediately downed their coffee, and then...
Fall flat on their face.
A small group hesitated for a moment, then downed their coffee.
Fall flat on their face.
Others disliked coffee but still took a sip in the end.
Fall flat on their face.
The remaining group sensed something was amiss.
They contacted their counterparts across different galaxies through special means, and after learning that they had all received the message, they drank a cup of coffee with a mixture of skepticism and curiosity.
Fall flat on their face.
And those who escaped...
They first had someone test the poison.
After all, they didn't say how much to drink.
Then, they stared in silence at the unconscious lucky guy (the unlucky one).
This day is destined to be remembered by the Masked Fool.
Simply because, on this day, many of them became the source of amusement while trying to have fun.
The most famous example is the case of a pleasurable messenger who caused trouble at the company headquarters and ended up getting himself into trouble.
He is famous because he was the only one among the messengers to fall victim to the trap.
After becoming a source of amusement, it inevitably attracts a lot of ridicule from others.
To this, the messanger of Elation replied as follows—
"This is so much fun!"
What a grand and joyous occasion!
Thanks to Aha's intervention, none of the Fools suffered any casualties.
After that, THEY sent a message.
" Elation Aeon reminds you: Beware of scams and pay attention to safety."
Aha's laughing voice appeared in the Masked Fool's mind, reminding them that this was a good trick by a newly minted Masked Fool.
As a result, countless people emerged within the Masked Fool's organization, eager to find the guy who had tricked them and then turn him into a source of amusement.
Meanwhile, the culprit, Xun Yu, was laughing like a duck along with Aha.
After laughing for a while, Xun Yu glanced at Aha.
"Didn't you say you didn't want to cheat your followers?"
[TL note: Got to lazy translating this so yeah]