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[Xianzhou Online Forum]
DoubleTap666:
[Big scoop! Huge scoop! According to insider rumors, among the heroes who saved our Xianzhou this time, one of them has a not-so-clear relationship with our Divination Commission's Lady Diviner!]
CardsOrDie:
[Huh? How come I don't know about this?]
ZhaoCamera:
[Huh? I don't either—wait! I think I do know!]
ApricotKernelHunter:
[Go on, @ZhaoCamera.]
ZhaoCamera:
[No.]
FaceTankUltimate:
[LOL.]
DoubleTap666:
[Ahaha~ looks like some people in the know have shown up. Then let me drop an even bigger bomb!]
DoubleTap666:
[ I heard that this person not only has ties with Lady Fu, but also has an ambiguous relationship with our Divine Foresight General!]
DoubleTap666:
[My uncle's friend's son's wife's best friend's father's brother's sister's nephew works at the Divination Commission, and he said there might be some kind of special relationship between the three of them…]
VidyaradhaOnline:
[Wait… whose whose whose what?]
InvincibleSwordman123:
[Huh???]
RealNameOnline:
[?]
PleaseStepOnMeWithJadeFeet:
[?]
ApricotKernelHunter:
[I'm dying 😂]
Lugiel'sBrotherElugiel:
[This is unhinged.]
NarutoWhirlpool'sBrotherPutItInMyMouth:
[The username above me is even more unhinged.]
RandomPasserby:
[…6]
Aha:
[This is truly delightful. I'll testify—everything here is true. General Jing Yuan and the nameless hero are deeply in love, and the Diviner is the third wheel!]
PasserbyB:
[If it's the Aeon of Elation saying it, I guess we have to believe it.]
PleaseStepOnMeWithJadeFeet:
[Aha, get lost!]
HeartlessDivinationMachine:
[…Huh?]
CardsOrDie:
[L-Lady Diviner?!]
DoubleTap666:
[Oh no! The Cloud Knights are knocking on my door! Kids, I'm going down—mayday!!]
ApricotKernelHunter:
[LMAO. I figured out who that person is. Turns out it's that guy.]
ApricotKernelHunter:
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Jing Yuan looked at the image posted by the netizen and took a sip of tea.
Today's tea tastes exceptionally good.
Meanwhile, watching the rumors spiral further and further out of control, Fu Xuan's face turned red, her chest rising and falling.
She really wanted to explain—but some things only get messier the more you explain them.
Thankfully, she had noticed early, divined the original poster's information, and already sent the Cloud Knights to arrest them.
And… did she just see Qingque?
"Hmph. Just as I expected—Qingque is slacking off again!"
One phone call sent a panicking Qingque back to work. Fu Xuan rubbed her face.
Looking at the remaining pile of tasks, she felt exhausted.
But then she remembered her current identity—
Acting General.
Fu Xuan straightened up again. Even if she was only acting, a general was still a general.
One day, she would remove the word "acting" and become a true general.
But… the Astral Express—has Jing Yuan not rested enough yet?
Forget it. I'll go receive them myself.
Thus, Fu "Acting General" "Workaholic" Xuan began furiously processing documents, planning to make time today to meet the honored guests of the Astral Express.
...
Elsewhere, March 7th arrived at Xun yu's room.
"xun yu, what are you doing?"
March 7th and Stelle curiously watched Xun yu fiddling with a… little doll?
You know… it actually kind of looked like Xun yu.
"A fully automated household disaster machine. I call him 'Little Xun yu.'"
"…What?"
Xun yu didn't answer. He simply activated the armed puppet.
"Hi hi hi! I'm alive!"
The Xun yu-Armed-Puppet stood up, light flashing in its eyes.
"Tsk! As expected of my creator—just as handsome as me."
Little Xun yu looked Xun yu up and down and nodded in satisfaction.
"That March 7th—go cook me two dishes."
"???"
"Looks like the personality module still needs adjustment."
Xun yu smacked Little Xun yu on the head.
The light in its eyes went out.
"Ah~ I'm dead."
"…So what exactly is the purpose of making this thing?"
March 7th stared at Xun yu warily.
"No purpose. I just suddenly thought of it."
This armed puppet, modeled after himself, was inspired by the combat dolls from Honkai Impact 3rd.
He originally wanted to make a Herrscher of Sentience doll—but after thinking about it, he decided to just make himself instead.
"Really? Swear it—Nameless don't lie to Nameless."
"Nameless don't lie to Nameless."
March 7th nodded suspiciously, not fully convinced.
"Alright then. Hey Xun yu, be honest. What's your relationship with Lady Fu, really?"
She opened the comment section of the post whose OP had already been arrested, yet mysteriously survived.
"I've said it already. I'm Fu Xuan's dog."
Xun yu shrugged and looked at March 7th sincerely.
She blushed slightly and looked away.
"Really? You don't have any other thoughts about her?"
Xun yu found it strange how concerned March 7th was about this.
He glanced toward the doorway.
Stelle was leaning against it, eavesdropping.
Ah. Got it. So it's Stelle who's curious.
Xun yu quietly adjusted Little Xun yu's personality and activated him again.
At the same time, Xun yu himself leaned a little closer to March 7th with a mischievous grin.
"Lady Diviner is great and all, but I think you, March 7th, are even more charming."
"H-Huh?! Y-You you you—"
March 7th's brain went completely blank.
Instinctively, she tried to run.
And right at that moment—
Bang!
"Well well, isn't this little stelle~ Why are you lying on the floor?"
Little Xun yu poked Stelle with a stick.
"…Dead?"
"Then I'll just upload her browser history online."
"I can still be saved!"
Stelle shot upright instantly and clutched her phone for dear life.
"Uh—carry on, you two. I'll just be leaving now."
Little Xun yu looked at Xun yu, lips curling upward.
"Ohoho~ Good luck, my creator."
He tried to shut the door and leave the two alone.
But he failed.
Xun yu grabbed him and pulled him back—
Then powered him off.
"Ah~ I'm dead~"
"X-Xun yu, don't do anything weird…"
"…?"