Far more than Mio and Rito!
Speaking of which, Grandma's alcohol tolerance is so incredibly high...
Tsunade thought about how drunk she was, yet Grandma Mito drank so much and was perfectly fine.
No, no, no, Grandma Mito isn't that good at drinking... She's cheating.
Orochimaru mused internally, considering Grandma Mito's age, a little trickery was fine. They couldn't let her drink too much at her age, could they?
Of course, Tsunade, that idiot, couldn't know the truth. If she did, she might get drunk and storm the Spiral Tower to demand an explanation.
"Close your eyes. If it gets in your eyes, that's on you."
Orochimaru turned on the shower, rinsing the shampoo suds from Tsunade's hair.
Looking at her eyes, Orochimaru suddenly remembered she hadn't yet used the liquid contact lenses. The first generation of liquid contact lenses had good resistance to genjutsu and also gave the user a built-in telescope function.
While far from the Byakugan of the Hyuga Clan, it was still quite good.
For the genjutsu Ninja of the Various Ninja Villages, it was a dimension-shattering blow.
It wouldn't be impossible to provide them for Konoha's use. And a slightly degraded version of the liquid contact lenses, without the genjutsu resistance, could perfectly replace regular glasses and be sold as a new product by the company.
The latest generation of liquid contact lenses would make a great birthday gift for Tsunade, wouldn't they?
Orochimaru thought that Tsunade's birthday was coming up soon, and the liquid contact lenses would be a perfect gift for her.
After bathing Tsunade, Orochimaru was soaking wet, her thin clothes completely drenched, revealing the pale, cool skin beneath.
Looking at Tsunade, who had her eyes squinted as if asleep, Orochimaru helplessly carried her out of the bathroom, wrapped a bath towel around her, dried the water from her body, and then used Water Release Chakra to draw the moisture from her body into her hands, rubbing her now dry hair.
"Hehe, Orochimaru, I want to be with you forever, so you can always take care of me."
Tsunade's fair arms wrapped around Orochimaru's neck, nuzzling her face against her, her eyes unable to open, revealing a silly, idiotic grin.
"What a heavy burden. Should I start thinking about running away?"
Orochimaru said in a joking tone. She hadn't thought about leaving Konoha with her bucket in a long time. She felt that the current Konoha was quite good, and she was content staying there.
Danzo Shimura wasn't as fanatical and villainous as in the original story. Sarutobi-sensei was a bit indecisive, but he would still act when necessary and had his own principles and bottom line.
The two Hokage Advisors weren't the useless, loudmouth kings they were in the original story; they genuinely cared for Konoha and always wanted to contribute to Konoha on the battlefield.
Overall, she was very content staying in the current Konoha and was willing to share some of her research results to help Konoha.
Most importantly, Konoha still had people she cared about, whether it was Tsunade, Grandma Mito, or Nawaki, that kid who kept shouting about wanting to be Hokage. She also looked forward to Nawaki growing up and living a life like Sarutobi-sensei's. If not, it would be good for Minato Namikaze to grow up and take over from Sarutobi-sensei.
The fastest man in the entire Ninja World, his document processing speed must not be slow, right?
"Are you disgusted with me?"
Tsunade tried hard to open her eyes, but Orochimaru appeared as a double image.
"One, two... hmm, three Orochimarus..."
Tsunade raised her hand, counting Orochimaru, then suddenly hugged her, "All of you are coming home with me!"
"Are you trying to kill me?"
Orochimaru felt Tsunade's strength. If she hadn't been prepared, she would have been knocked to the ground. Annoyed, she pinched the flesh on Tsunade's butt and twisted hard.
"Ow! That hurts!"
Tsunade squirmed restlessly, biting Orochimaru's shoulder.
"Tsunade, she's really dependent on you."
Hyuga Mio watched Tsunade acting spoiled in Orochimaru's arms. While envious, even if she had the chance, it would be difficult for her to act spoiled like Tsunade.
"Perhaps it's because I've always taken care of her?"
Orochimaru's face darkened slightly as she glanced at Tsunade, who was biting her shoulder even harder.
"I think the Inuzuka Clan needs her more."
"Ahem..."
Hyuga Mio paused slightly, and after understanding the meaning of that statement, she cleared her throat, barely managing to keep a straight face. She took off her clothes, threw the laundry into the basket, and walked into the bathroom.
I hate drunks... and noisy drunks are even worse!
Orochimaru, with a dark expression, carried Tsunade back to the room. She was certain there were many teeth marks on her shoulder; she'd never seen anyone bite so much.
"Hehe..."
Tsunade pinched Orochimaru's face, a silly grin on her face.
Orochimaru sighed, found pajamas for Tsunade, helped her change, and wrapped her in a blanket. After all this, she looked at Tsunade, who was wriggling on the bed like a caterpillar, and raised a hand to her forehead.
Forget it, I'll go shower first... Orochimaru tugged at her wet clothes, deciding to shower first and leave the caterpillar alone.
Entering the bathroom, Orochimaru was surprised to see Hyuga Mio lying in the bathtub. The bathtub contained her usual apple-scented carbonated bath salts. A hint of understanding flashed in her eyes.
"Mio, were you waiting for me?"
"Mm..."
A blush appeared on Hyuga Mio's fair face. She brushed back the hair clinging to her face, her white eyes showing a shy expression of having her little secret seen through.
The sound of splashing water filled the air, and the water in the bathtub overflowed onto the floor tiles.
"I'm tired. I'll have to trouble Mio to help me bathe."
"I... no, it's my honor..."
Hyuga Mio looked at Orochimaru in her arms with flustered eyes, not knowing where to put her hands.
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