"I am not a ghost and I didn't die! I was just too tired to move!"
"Ohh! My apology", the butler said calmly. "Come, i will show you to your room."
On the way, he asked, "What's your name?"
I thought this was also insane....but maybe he's actually normal?
"...Rosetta", i said.
"Alright, Rosette. This is your room. If you're hungry, the kitchen is downstairs."
"Hey! You didn't tell me where exactly!"
"First floor. Left from the stairs", he replied. "And don't call me 'hey'. My name is Eren."
He walked away like it was nothing.
Servants usually stay on the first floor...
So why am I on the second floor?!
Did they run out of normal logic in this mansion?!
"Never mind. WOW! The room is beautiful! Bed--I'm coming!"
I jumped onto the bed, rolled three times, and passed out instantly.
---
The next morning, someone tried to break the door.
BANG BANG BANG
"Hey, wake up. Open the door."
"STOP! You're gonna break it, Eren!" I yelled as I opened it.
Eren raised an eyebrow.
"I thought you escaped, Miss Ghost."
"I AM NOT MISS GHOST. I HAVE A NAME!"
"Yes, yes. Here's your uniform", he said. "Get dressed, eat something, then i'll explain your duties."
I changed into the maid outfit.
"Hmm...it's not as bad as i imagined! This is actually kinda comfortable."
The mansion was still weirdly empty.
Too empty!!
The kitchen was huge, spotless...
And then I saw the chef.
I froze.
WHAT is this muscle mountain?!
She was built like someone who could carry a whole cow on her shoulder!!
"There isn't a single normal person in this entire mansion!!", i whispered to myself.