In reality—
A player with the ID "Praise the Four-Armed God-Emperor" logged into Genshin Impact.
Unfortunately… while Ye Luo in-game could help auto-complete daily commissions,
players had discovered something heartbreaking:
He only completed Sumeru dailies.
People theorized it was because he appeared in Sumeru.
But "Praise the Four-Armed God-Emperor" only learned this today.
He had always kept his daily commissions set to random.
Changing the setting now would only take effect tomorrow.
Too late.
sigh…
Fine. After finishing one last day of suffering, he'd be free forever.
He smiled blissfully.
Achievements? Already done years ago.
He had gone from a hardcore liver god to a "log in 10 minutes a day" casual.
Today, though, he'd have to do it himself.
He prayed silently:
Please… just give me normal commissions…
Don't torture me on my final day…
He opened the daily list.
And froze.
[A Deal's a Deal]
[Easy to Lose Keys]
[Fluttering Quill, Shaken Sword]
[What Father Can Do]
His vision darkened.
That's it. I'm quitting this game.
He sincerely wished all Genshin devs would reincarnate into Warhammer 40k.
"And you NPC bastards—why don't you SHOW YOUR HEALTH BAR?! Let me show you the enthusiasm of the Fourth Calamity!"
He wiped at the tears forming in his eyes.
Why didn't I set my dailies to Sumeru earlier… Ye Luo, I trusted you…
He immediately opened his friend list, hoping to leech off someone else's world.
Not a single friend was online.
Not one.
No leeching possible.
…but co-op still existed!
He opened Co-Op mode, planning to slip into a newbie's world.
Back then, "Praise the Four-Armed God-Emperor" once wanted to raise a newbie from scratch — become a mentor, enjoy the feeling of being a big brother.
The result?
Every "newbie" he met was actually a veteran on their second or third account.
Did Genshin truly have no real newbies left?
After being traumatized, he returned to single-player, alone and weary.
"..."
And great — everyone else had finished their dailies too.
After helping someone kill Cryo Regisvine, he returned to his own world.
He stared blankly at the four cursed dailies.
He had already posted them in his group chat, begging for rescue.
They all laughed at him.
BarbaraIsSweeter:
[Bro I'm dying, you got ALL four hell missions at once??]
IsLikingPamWrong:
[Why not play Star Rail? Not handsome enough characters for you there??]
Elbow!:
[Huh?? You're unhappy the game is giving you Primogems? Speak!]
He sighed, rubbing his temples.
"It's the last day. I'll endure it. Tomorrow I switch to Sumeru, and it'll all be over…"
He kept hypnotizing himself.
Finally, he stared at the screen, determination burning.
"This is the last time…
Tomorrow I'll never see you bastards again!"
He swallowed hard.
He would leave the worst for last — A Deal's a Deal.
He moved to What Father Can Do first.
Arriving at Dawn Winery, he prepared mentally for a long dialogue sequence.
Upon seeing Turner, he sighed and prepared to spam the spacebar.
"Hello, traveler. Do you know my son Guy… cough cough…"
Turner lightly coughed, looking weak and frail, as if hinting at something.
"What's wrong?"
The Traveler asked.
He assumed this would trigger the usual lengthy:
Winery → Church → Winery → pointless backtracking.
But Turner replied:
"Nothing serious. Old illness. Never fully healed."
"I have medicine from the church. Could you help me brew it?"
"…Okay."
And then—
That was it.
That was literally the whole commission.
No backtracking.
No extra steps.
Just a short conversation and done.
He rubbed his eyes.
"What… what the hell?!"
He hadn't even read the dialogue — he'd been spamming space while scrolling on his phone.
But it was true.
Completely changed.
He excitedly shared the news with his group.
Everyone laughed harder.
"No way.
If this changed, the whole community would've posted about it.
There's no chance this will appear now."
They all assumed he was bugged or brain-dead.
He wasn't convinced.
What if more changed?
He opened the screen recording and selected the key-losing commission.
Wild: "Traveler, you—you came just in time. I was supposed to send these goods to Mondstadt, but last night I saw several—"
Traveler: "Okay." | "I have other things to do."
Same start as usual.
He sighed and picked "other things."
Then—
Wild: "Alright. I'm afraid of monster attacks. Just protect me.
I can find the key myself."
And after clearing ONE wave of slimes—
The commission was done.
He stared in shock.
"What the hell…
Did the NPCs all get patched with a moral update??"
He uploaded the recording immediately.
Take THAT you bastards—
OPEN your dog eyes and see reality!!
Group Chat Exploded
[NO WAY… IT'S REAL?!]
[GO CHECK THAT FATUI MERCHANT NEXT! IS THAT BASTARD DEAD YET?!]
[AND THE ANNOYING GIRL! I WANT HER GONE FROM THE START, NOT AFTER THE SERIES QUEST!]
Sure enough—
A Deal's a Deal
Chervich's arrogance? Gone.
No time limit.
Just kill a few monsters.
And he paid more Mora.
Players didn't care about Mora —
they cared about the NPC attitude.
Fluttering Quill
No more painful multi-step chain quest.
Now, as soon as you meet Xiao Que'er, she immediately vents her grief about her senior leaving.
Talk a bit.
Give her a Qingxin.
Done.
Achievements?
Still obtainable.
The new system smartly placed them under an optional category for those who needed them.
For casual players, this was heavenly.
At first, people thought Hoyoverse had finally turned over a new leaf.
But then someone noticed…
These adjustments
the hidden dialogue
the new NPC notes
Turner's new "black-haired boy" option…
All of it—
matched Ye Luo's storyline perfectly.
Everywhere, traces of Ye Luo appeared within daily commission lore.
Players collectively lost their minds.
They stormed the official page, spamming comments:
"Put Ye Luo in the banner already!!"
"I CHOOSE YE LUO — HE IS THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE!"
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