**"The Beginner Package, and… Su Yan?"**
The sunlight pushed through the automatic curtains, spreading across the velvet sheets of the king-sized bed. Li Chen blinked awake, momentarily disoriented. The ceiling… wasn't cracked. There was no sound of neighbors yelling. No old fan rattling.
Instead—silence. Soft, crisp, expensive silence.
His brain needed a full five seconds to reboot.
"…right. I'm in a luxury villa."
The memory of yesterday rushed back—Qin Feng's brag, the restaurant, the overheard rich group's brag about the villa, the 20 billion system transfer, and the move-in.
Before he could fully sit up—
A blue panel bloomed before him.
---
## **[SYSTEM ALERT — BEGINNER PACKAGE NOT ACTIVATED]**
**"Host. Good morning. You useless sack of potential."**
Li Chen rubbed his face.
"Oh god… not today."
System:
**"Correction: EVERY DAY.
Also, you forgot something."**
"What?"
System:
**"The Beginner Package. The one you should've gotten yesterday. But SOMEONE was too busy drooling over a villa."**
Li Chen while holding his head said "…Just give it."
**"Initiating Beginner Package."**
---
## **BEGINNER PACKAGE CONTENTS**
### **1. Starter Capital — 10 Billion Yuan (Transferred)**
**System:** "Beginner rewards are supposed to be 1 million.
But looking at your life… here. Ten billion. Don't die."
Li Chen rubbed his temples.
"Ten—TEN BILLION?!"
**"Relax. That's small money. You'll get trillions later."**
---
### **2. Signature Skill Unlocked — BRAG SNATCH (Tier 1)**
**[Brag Detection Enabled]**
**Effect:** When someone brags near host, system evaluates → reward equivalent asset.
**System:**
"Example: If someone brags about owning a sports car, congrats—you now own it too. Try not to scream."
---
### **3. Identity Shield — Absolute Concealment**
Anyone checking MC's:
* Banking history
* Assets
* Registrations
* Company ownership
* Personal details
…will find nothing unusual.
**System:**
"Even if FBI, RAW, CIA, ISRO and NASA gang up and run a scan on you…
they'll see: 'Normal student. with a good Financial Background.'"
---
### **4. Golden Horizon Buff (24 Hours)**
Opportunities increase. Braggers appear more. Fate aligns.
**System:**
"A waterfall of opportunities is heading your way.
Try not to drown, okay?"
---
### **5. Unlimited Inventory (Pocket Dimension)**
Store anything.
**System:**
"Put a pen or put a private jet. Same effort."
---
### **6. Basic Body Enhancement (x1.5 Boost daily)**
Better stamina, reflexes, healing, appearance, charisma.
**System:**
"Your face is now 30% more kissable. You're welcome."
---
### **7. Beginner Gacha Roll ×1**
**System:**
"Spin the wheel, trash. Let's see how pathetic your luck is."
A giant roulette appeared, spinning rapidly.
Categories flashed:
Supercar… Penthouse… Skill Book… Diamond Watch… Company Shares… Legendary Talent…
It slowed…
Slowed…
**DING!**
## **[Gacha Reward Obtained: "Rolls-Royce Cullinan" — Supercar (Limited Edition)]**
Li Chen's jaw dropped.
"WHAT?
A Rolls Royce Cullinan worth 5 million yuan".
**System:**
"Oh. Your luck mutated. But good."
The car was automatically added to his inventory.
---
Li Chen exhaled deeply.
"Okay… today is going to be interesting."
**System:**
"Correction: Today is going to be HELL. For everyone else."**
---
# **Morning Routine – Chaos Begins**
Li Chen showered, dressed in clean casual clothes, and admired his reflection.
Clearer skin. Sharper jawline. Slight glow.
"I'm… looking good?"
**System:**
"Host, please. You were a 6 yesterday. Now you're maybe a 7.5. Don't get delusional."
Li Chen: "Can I return this system?"
**System:**
"Return policy expired the moment you woke up. Good luck."
He grabbed his bag and left the villa.
Li Chen:
"System… why are you so damn sarcastic today?
Did you update yourself into Roast Mode v2.0?"
System:
"I didn't update myself.
The universe filed a complaint saying:
'Li Chen's life is too normal. Add chaos.'
So here I am — upgraded sarcasm included."
Li Chen:
"…Chaos? Seriously?"
System:
"Yes. Salt, sarcasm, humiliation, disappointment —
all essential nutrients for your character development."
LiChen:
"You're roasting me nonstop…"
System:
"Oh, Host, don't be mistaken.
I'm not only roasting you.
I roast any clown who dares to stand near you as well."
Li Chen:
"…Any clown?"
System:
"Yes.
Friends, enemies, strangers, braggers, idiots, bystanders…
If they breathe within 10 meters of you,
I consider them eligible for emotional damage."
Li Chen:
"You're insane."
System:
"And you're the one who summoned me.
Now accept your fate and keep walking —
---
# **On the Road — Bragg Time Begins**
On the way to campus, he heard—
**A guy on a scooter yelling into his phone.**
"Bro! My dad bought me the new Lamborghini Aventador! Limited edition!"
**System:**
"Brag detected.
Reward: Lamborghini Aventador.
Now the Owner ship is transfered to the Host."
A *ding* echoed.
Li Chen nearly choked.
"That was too easy…"
**System:**
"At this rate you'll own the company that makes them."
---
**Two girls walking past.**
"My father owns 100% of the K-City Fashion Mall. I can buy whatever I want."
**System:**
"Brag detected.
Reward: 100% ownership of K-City Fashion Mall."
Li Chen: "WHAT—??!"
**System:**
"Relax, you now own a mall. Don't faint."
---
**A rich classmate near the gate.**
"Yeah, my father gave me 500 million yuan pocket money for the semester."
**System:**
"Brag detected.
Reward: 500 million. Now transfered in the Host's Bank"
Li Chen swallowed.
"Brother… calm down."
**System:**
"No. Let them brag. Poverty diagnosis complete."
---
**A boy boasting loudly:**
"My uncle is the CEO of RedSun Tech! I basically own the place."
**System:**
"Brag detected.
Reward: Full controlling shares of RedSun Tech Company's ownership is transfered to the Host."
Li Chen nearly tripped.
"I WHAT?!"
**System:**
"Congratulations. You now outrank his uncle. Try not to laugh."
---
By the time he reached the main door, he almost feared hearing anything.
**System:** "Host… with this momentum, if someone brags about owning China, you might become emperor."
Li Chen: "Please shut up."
---
# **Campus Corridor – Comedy Hour**
As soon as he entered, the morning chaos hit him.
Students rushing.
People shouting.
Hot water complaints.
Someone screaming about forgetting homework.
He dodged a running guy.
**System:**
"Agility +1.
Also, you almost died. Again."
Walking up the stairs, he slipped a little.
**System:**
"Your luck stat needs CPR."
Li Chen: "Say one more thing—"
**System:**
"You'll fall. And I'll laugh."
---
Two classmates spotted him.
"Yo! Li Chen! New clothes?"
Li Chen froze.
"Uh… sale."
**System:**
"Host, at least say a believable lie. That shirt costs 12,000."
---
# **Classroom – The Wild Jungle**
The lecture hall of first-year economics was PACKED.
Students buzzing.
Gossiping.
Boys competing for seats.
Whispers passed:
"Su Yan is coming today?"
"She's so beautiful!"
"Who will sit next to her?"
"She rejected three guys yesterday…"
"Campus belle material for sure."
Li Chen pretended not to hear.
**System:**
"Host. Your ears grew 10% bigger when they said Su Yan."
Li Chen: "IGNORE."
---
# **Teacher Arrives – Disaster Begins**
Professor Hu slammed his books on the podium.
"EVERYONE. LISTEN UP."
The hall went silent.
"SEATING SHUFFLE. NOW.
I am reorganizing this entire class."
Chaos.
Girls screaming for window seats.
Boys arguing for first row.
One guy: "I WILL KILL IF YOU TAKE MY CORNER!"
**System:**
"Look at them. Stray dogs fighting over a meatball."
---
# **Li Chen's Misfortune**
He tried to hide in a corner.
"Li Chen!"
Professor Hu pointed at him.
"…yes?"
"Front row. Middle. Move."
Li Chen: "Why me—"
**System:**
"Because the universe hates you."
---
# **Su Yan Arrives**
The room quieted instantly.
Light pink hoodie.
Soft eyes.
Calm presence.
She walked in like she floated.
She looked around…
And her gaze landed on Li Chen.
He looked away instantly.
**System:**
"Smooth, Casanova. Very natural. Zero suspicion."
---
# **The Seat Twist**
Professor Hu continued:
"Su Yan, you sit—
Hmm… next to Li Chen."
The class exploded.
"What?!"
"Him?!"
"Why that guy?!"
Li Chen: "WHY ME AGAIN?!"
**System:**
"Because destiny ships you both. Accept it."
Su Yan sat down gracefully.
"Good morning," she said softly.
Li Chen wiped invisible sweat.
"M-Morning."
**System:**
"Congratulations.
You spoke three words without stuttering.
New personal record."
---
# **Rival Appears**
A tall, handsome guy walked in—Qi Liang.
Expensive watch.
Designer jacket.
Arrogant aura.
He frowned when he saw Su Yan next to Li Chen.
"Teacher, I'd like to switch seats."
"No," Professor Hu said. "Sit behind them."
Qi Liang's jaw tightened.
**System:**
"Target identified: Certified clown.
Initiating roast mode."
Qi Liang leaned forward.
"So… Li Chen, right? Stay out of Su Yan's
way. She doesn't talk to nobodies."
Li Chen smirked slightly.
"That so?"
**System:**
"Host, I have popcorn ready. Continue."
---
# **Group Work Announcement**
Professor Hu clapped loudly.
"New group project! Groups of three."
He pointed randomly.
"Group 7: Su Yan, Li Chen, Qi Liang."
The class reacted again.
Qi Liang's smile broadened.
"Oh? Looks like we'll be spending a lot of time together."
Su Yan ignored him and glanced at Li Chen instead.
"Let's… work hard together," she said gently.
Li Chen's ears turned red.
**System:**
"Host… you're blushing so hard, the sun is jealous."
---
# **Cliffhanger**
Just as class was ending—
The system chimed sharply.
>> **[NEW MISSION AVAILABLE]**
**Mission: Avoid EMOTIONAL HUMILIATION in front of Su Yan.
Reward: Hidden Skill Unlock.
Penalty: Public embarrassment of cosmic proportions.**
Li Chen: "WAIT WHAT?!"
He turned—
And accidentally called out instinctively:
"Yan—"
Su Yan froze.
Qi Liang froze.
Half the class froze.
Li Chen's soul left his body.
**System:**
"Oh boy. You're Cooked."
