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Chapter 45 - Holy Crap! There's Poison in the Tofu!

After welcoming the lightning-fast return of Millionaire Fu (Fu**-Million time) After several turns, they found a Chinese restaurant named "Green Islet Banquet Hall · Mount Song" in a small alley.

As soon as Kiana sat down, she couldn't wait to order the restaurant's most classic Mapo Tofu. After the menu went around, each person chose some dishes they liked.

"Let me see." The waitress in a modern modified Cheongsam picked up the menu. "Oil-fried River Shrimp, Eight Treasure Duck, Braised Sea Cucumber with Shrimp Roe, Sautéed Intestines with Alfalfa, Sautéed Eel, Braised Turtle with Rock Sugar, Soy Sauce Hairy Crab, Pot-Roasted River Eel, Crab Meat with Shrimp..."

She raised her head and advised kindly, "With all due respect, the three guests are indeed at the age of growing bodies, but ordering so much might be a bit..."

"It doesn't matter!" Kiana waved her small hand. "Today's consumption will all be paid for by Young Master Fuli!"

Fuli cooperatively took out a bundle of Yukichi Fukuzawa and slapped it on the table with a Smack. Mei took off the Curio glasses hanging on her chest and put them on him as sunglasses, acting every bit the lackey.

"That's not the problem." The young lady laughed and cried. "I mean, you might as well order as you eat to avoid unnecessary waste."

"Really should have let that man just now see Sister's service attitude!" Kiana huffed dissatisfiedly. "Sister, you look unfamiliar, new here?"

"Yes." The waitress replied without changing her expression.

"No wonder you asked such a question, but don't worry!" As a regular customer, the girl raised her chin confidently. "As long as it's a dish marked on the menu, we can eat it all, not wasting a single bit!"

"It's 'you yourself' who can eat it all. Mei and I aren't Piggy Kiana."

"Will you die if you don't speak? Will you die?"

"Will go crazy from holding it in."

"Why are you so annoying, you?"

Kiana turned her head angrily and found that the waitress had already gone back to the back stage to report.

When Kiana looked over, the waitress even returned a sad look, seeming to say: Can you couples show off your affection somewhere else? Can you not force dog food into my mouth?

Time passed minute by minute. Soon, the Mapo Tofu ordered first was served on the table.

The three of them looked at the crimson magma bubbling Gurgle Gurgle in the center of the table, raised their heads, and looked at each other.

"Ah-Li, you eat."

"You ordered this thing." Fuli was expressionless.

"Then, Mei?"

"Kiana, you are my best friend." The girl revealed a kind smile like the Virgin Mary.

"Precisely because you are my best friend, I want to give you better things."

Kiana diligently scooped some tofu with a spoon, caught it with her hand underneath, and carefully handed it to Mei. "Come, ah—"

Her little expression was super expectant! Big eyes Bling Bling!

"Can't do anything with you." Mei looked at her reproachfully, but still tucked her falling hair behind her ear and opened her cherry-soft tender lips. "Ah—"

From Fuli's angle, he could see the small lilac tongue shrinking behind her pearly teeth.

A bit pleasing to the eye.

"Ah-Li! Look at that!"

"Hmm?"

Fuli, admiring the beautiful girl, looked in the direction Kiana pointed, but suddenly something was added to his mouth.

"Hehe~"

Kiana retracted the empty spoon and wiped her exquisite nose triumphantly with her thumb.

"As the good person treating the meal, this first soup must definitely be tasted by our Lord Ah-Li!" She blinked her rose-blue eyes, smiled wickedly, stood up, and leaned close to him. "This is a beautiful girl's fan service, oh? How does it taste?"

Unexpectedly, Fuli opened his mouth: "Pfft!"

He spat out everything he had just eaten onto the back of the chair opposite.

Fortunately, Kiana had already moved to his side, otherwise that spray would have absolutely hit her full in the face.

Kiana looked unhappy. "No, you really spat it out!"

She brought them to find this shop, and naturally, she had tasted everything inside.

Mapo Tofu just looked overly festive, but it was actually fragrant, smooth, crisp, and numbing in the mouth, making people want to eat more after eating.

In other words, the girl's feeding play was genuinely thanking Fuli.

For a foodie, the first bite and the last bite of every meal are treasures among treasures!

Hmph! This Miss will never feed you anything again! Smelly Li! Smelly Pear!

She angrily picked up the spoon, scooped another spoonful from the plate, and put it near her mouth, intending to vent her anger.

Smack!

A hand reaching over suddenly slapped the spoon out of Kiana's hand.

The girl was truly angry this time. "Fuli, you!"

"Don't eat! The food is poisoned!"

Fuli, looking more serious than her, stood up, grabbed both their hands, and walked out.

"Poisoned then—wait? Poisoned?!!"

Mei was completely dazed by this series of changes. After subconsciously complaining, she suddenly realized the problem. "Fuli, are you okay? Who poisoned it?!!"

"Don't know, let's go first!"

Fuli now felt like he had just participated in a hot dog eating contest with a bulging belly, was forced to run a marathon, stumbled home to sleep, and then had three hundred cats he raised lie on his stomach for the whole night.

Thanks to the Human Immortal Dao's powerful digestive ability, plus the enemy's purpose of poisoning seemed only to make them lose combat capability, he was currently only slightly uncomfortable.

However, countless film and television works have told us that poisoning is at most an appetizer; it would be strange if there were no subsequent supporting services.

On the street that had become empty at some point, heavy drones soared in the sky.

Well-equipped soldiers, visible or hidden, held firearms, all aiming their muzzles at the three people who had just come out of the restaurant.

The sunlight shone on the pitch-black giant figure standing alone on the empty street. It was an Anti-Entropy creation named Titan Mecha, a slaughter machine capable of killing through a 30m-class Honkai Beast single-handedly.

And at the very front of all this—

Slender willow eyebrows, a tall and elegant nose, and slightly pursed moist thin lips constructed a beautiful and refined lovely small face. The slightly tender face exuded a unique exotic style like a mixed-race, and the crystal-clear snow skin faintly revealed a light pink glow, vividly displaying the elegance buried in the ice and snow.

"Hand over Raiden Mei."

Bronya said faintly.

...

"Eighteen soldiers equipped with D-rank defensive individual armor, twenty-six soldiers with heavy military exoskeletons of the same rank, six heavy armed drones, three Titan Mechas, and Bronya, who is A-rank in every sense."

Quickly scanning the number of enemies, Fuli, whose stomach discomfort quickly disappeared, thought to himself: "Discovered as expected?"

In his view, the reason Bronya and the others chased here must be because he made too much noise in the battle with Jizo Mitama earlier.

Modern times are not ancient times, and Anti-Entropy's technology is world-class. Even if he handled traces before leaving, it was excusable for the other party to follow the clues and find him.

But now is not the time for reflection. The first thing to do is to find a way to break out of the encirclement.

On his side, S... cough, two B-rank anomaly combat powers, and one relatively strong C-rank melee fighter.

As long as one of the first two could hold off Bronya, the probability of the remaining two breaking through the encirclement was still quite high.

The city is not an open suburb. In the chaotic and complex architectural environment, the enemy's numerical advantage would fall far behind their individual combat capabilities.

As long as they stay in motion and constantly implement the hit-and-run action policy, Kiana and Mei will sooner or later run to a safe place.

Yes, Fuli planned to stay behind to cover the rear.

This is not individual heroism, but the result of careful consideration.

Fuli is the strongest among the three and can undoubtedly buy the most time.

If there is really an accident, he can also use the Flying Thunder God Kunai to flash away;

Or simply wear the God King Mask and do Bronya hard in return.

If Kiana were to cover the rear, it would be different. In Fuli's view, this girl has enough hard power but few trump cards. She has neither the secret care of top big shots (lol), nor a powerful second personality (lol).

Once entangled by Bronya, she would inevitably be defeated and captured after a long stalemate.

At that time, they would have to turn back to save her life, which is truly tossing about and not worth it.

Then Fuli, who was fully prepared, heard Bronya say hand over Raiden Mei.

When the little girl said this sentence, the expression on Fuli's face was interesting enough for Kiana to subconsciously take out her phone and take a picture.

That look of "I fcking reflected for half a day, and you tell me you're not here to catch me but someone else?" resembled a traitor who grew up reading Reader's Digest and Yilin worshipping foreign countries, smuggled to the beautiful country (USA) through black agents, only to find the streets full of homeless people and sht.

Where is the promised democracy and freedom? It turned out to be "People boiled, oil fried" (Homophone pun on Democracy and Freedom Min Zhu Zi You).

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