Dustwind Hidden Valley Sect had lived through:
Miyu casually erasing elite cultivators
A divine spear born from a spoon
A heavenly attendant descending
A child gaining immortal roots
And Yin Huani being defeated by broom-sweeping
You'd think they'd be used to fear.
They were not.
In fact, every disciple now woke up each day with the same prayer:
"Please… please let the Ancestor have a peaceful, CLEAN nap today…"
But fate was cruel.
Because that night… something terrible happened.
Miyu rolled over in her sleep.
One tiny hand slipped out from under her blanket.
Her fingers curled and uncurled.
Then—
She sat up.
Eyes closed.
Blank expression.
Solene, standing nearby, stiffened.
"…No."
Outside, Jin Haru screamed from the courtyard:
"SHE'S SLEEPWALKING AGAIN!! RUN!!"
Dustwind disciples dove behind rocks, bushes, walls, and even each other.
Gu Wenhai cried, "THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"
Lin Ruyin fainted standing up.
Liang Yuefeng immediately knelt to pray for mercy.
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✨ Sleepwalking Miyu Activates
Miyu stood up on her bed.
Blank face.
Dead-serious vibe.
She reached for her pillow—
But missed.
She grabbed Solene's broom instead.
Solene's soul nearly left her body.
"Master… that is sacred… but… but… if it makes you happy…"
Miyu hugged the broom like a teddy bear.
Then she stepped forward—
And phased straight through the wall, leaving a perfect Miyu-shaped hole.
Lin Ruyin whispered while trembling:
"…That wall… was reinforced by a hidden family…"
Jin Haru added,
"She walked through it like it was butter…"
Liang Yuefeng shook.
"Ancestor Miyu… is beyond reality…"
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✨ The Sleepwalking System Quest
Above Miyu's head, the System triggered.
> [SYSTEM QUEST: Sleepwalking Annoyance Mode II]
Objective: Do something chaotic but helpful for the sect.
Acceptable Actions:
Sleep-cleaning
Sleep-punishing
Sleep-creating artifacts
Reward: One Random OP Item
Lazy-chan appeared with a tiny megaphone.
"Let's GOOOOO! Another disaster— I mean, quest!"
Solene whispered, horrified,
"Master… please let this one be gentle…"
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✨ The Sleepwalking Cleaning Armageddon
Miyu reached the courtyard.
Wind stopped.
Lanterns flickered.
The ground trembled.
She raised Solene's broom like a war general raising a divine spear.
"…Dirty."
Solene covered her mouth.
"NO—MASTER—NOT THE YARD—"
Too late.
Miyu swept once.
WHOOM!!!
A gale-force tsunami of divine cleansing power blasted outward.
Disciples flew into the air like laundry in a storm.
Jin Haru spun ten times before landing in a cabbage patch.
Lin Ruyin was blown into a tree and hung upside down from a branch.
Gu Wenhai clung to a statue for dear life.
Liang Yuefeng was thrown so high he saw the neighboring province.
Even the hidden family envoys watching from afar were blasted backward.
A Golden Sun-Star elder crashed into his own carriage.
A Black Tortoise elder bounced off his own barrier.
A Crimson Phoenix envoy yelled, "NOT AGAIN!"
Meanwhile—
Miyu kept sweeping, expression blank.
Every sweep caused:
Tiles to glow molten white
Grass to straighten like disciplined soldiers
Trees to spin 180 degrees
Lanterns to detach and float in geometric orbits
A squirrel to become a celestial spirit beast
Lin Ruyin screamed from her tree perch:
"SOMEONE STOP HER BEFORE SHE CLEANS THE CONTINENT!!"
Solene tried to step forward.
But the instant she came within three meters—
The broom glowed violently.
Solene froze.
"…Master's broom does not accept interference."
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✨ The Hidden Families Witness the Calamity
Lady Yuehua, who had just arrived at the upper gate, choked on her own breath.
"That child… she's purifying the entire valley!"
Her elites hid behind rocks.
One whispered:
"Matriarch, is it safe to watch—"
"No," she answered immediately.
From the shadows, Yin Huani peeked out, eyes sparkling like a predator being fed.
"She… sleepwalks… with THAT level of power?"
Her smile widened.
"This is magnificent."
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✨ The Cleanliness Surge Hits the Sky
Miyu paused.
She blinked—still asleep.
Her head tilted back.
Her finger raised upward.
Everyone screamed:
"NOT THE SKY!!"
She pointed at a cloud.
A single cloud.
And mumbled:
"…Dirty…"
There was a blinding flash.
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!
The cloud exploded.
The entire night sky cleared.
Stars became visible even through day-level brightness.
Birds fainted mid-flight.
Even the moon shivered.
Every hidden family emissary dropped to their knees.
Golden Sun-Star Elder:
"THAT CHILD JUST CLEANED THE SKY."
Black Tortoise Elder:
"She purged the moonlight…"
Crimson Phoenix Envoy:
"She… SHE POLISHED THE ATMOSPHERE?!"
Yin Huani was shaking with excitement.
"Yes… YES… this is the power I came for!"
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✨ The Accidentally Overpowered Creation
Finally satisfied, Miyu lowered the broom.
She looked at a rock.
Her eyebrow twitched.
"…Dirty."
She tapped it.
FLASH!
The rock transformed into:
✦ Heavenly Comfort Rock of Eternal Sitting ✦
A divine artifact cushion
Self-cleaning
Soft as clouds
Immovable by normal means
Only Miyu can lift it
It glowed like a holy relic.
Solene's eyes softened.
"Master has created her first comfort artifact…"
Jin Haru, still spinning in the air, shouted:
"YOU CREATED THAT BY ACCIDENT?!"
Lin Ruyin sobbed from her tree spot:
"She just wanted to fix a rock…"
Gu Wenhai cried into his hands.
"We are not worthy…"
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✨ Miyu Falls Over
Then Miyu wobbled.
Her knees buckled.
She fell forward—
And landed asleep on the new Heavenly Comfort Rock, hugging the broom like a plush toy.
Solene rushed forward and wrapped her in a gentle blanket.
"The Master… has finished her nightly cleansing…"
The entire sect collapsed in exhaustion.
Even Yin Huani, stunned, whispered:
"That… was the cutest apocalypse I have ever seen…"
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✨ System Reward
The System celebrated loudly.
> [QUEST COMPLETE!]
Reward: Random OP Item Unlocked
Acquired: Heaven's Dustbane Barrier
Effect:
Automatically repels dirt within 500 meters
Protects Miyu's room
Keeps intruders out
Keeps clean freak mode stable
Lazy-chan pumped its tiny fist.
"YES! No more dirt invasions!"
Solene bowed.
"I will install the barrier immediately."