Dustwind Sect was cleaner than ever.
Too clean.
The disciples could feel it.
Their backs were straighter.
Their clothes whiter.
Their souls… traumatized.
Because today…
Ancestor Miyu was about to summon another attendant.
Considering the attendants she already had:
Lazy-chan — the useless system fairy
Aurelius — the terrifying Sterile Gatekeeper
Auntie Bao — the Disciplinary Elder Grandma of Doom
The disciples understood one horrifying truth:
The next attendant would definitely be even scarier.
And they were absolutely correct.
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⭐ 1. System Summon Activation
Miyu sat on a polished stone bench, hugging her pillow as she yawned.
Auntie Bao brushed her hair lovingly.
Aurelius stood guard by the sect entrance, scanning for impurity with deadly precision.
Suddenly—
DING!
The system screen popped up.
> [SYSTEM UPDATE]
Active Attendants:
✦ Lazy-chan
✦ Aurelius — Sterile Gatekeeper
✦ Auntie Bao — Disciplinary Elder
Available Summon Ticket: 1
Summon a new attendant?
Miyu nodded lazily.
"…Okay."
Lazy-chan sparkled nervously.
"Let's hope it's not another terrifying clean freak, Host~!"
Everyone knew that was a lie.
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⭐ 2. The Summon Explosion
BOOOOOOOOM—!!!
The sky cracked open like a broken mirror.
A figure dropped straight down.
Upside down.
Screaming.
"AAAAAAAHHHH—!!! WHY AM I FALLING HEADFIRST—?!"
CRAAAAAAAAASH!!!
He landed in the courtyard in a perfect crater—clean edges, symmetrical depth.
The disciples shrieked.
Auntie Bao blinked.
"A tidy landing. Promising."
Aurelius muttered:
"…Entry angle: 47°. Flawless symmetry."
The man slowly rose…
looked at the dust on his sleeve…
Then—
"D—DUST?!?! WHO DARED PUT THIS FILTH ON MY PERFECT ROBES—?!"
The disciples took three steps back.
"NOT US! WE SWEAR!"
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⭐ 3. Elder Orchid — Cleanliness Sentinel Instructor
The man stomped forward dramatically and fell to his knees before Miyu.
"MASTER MIYU!!!
I am your humble servant—
Elder Orchid!
Cleanliness Sentinel Instructor!
Specialist in:
Posture Purity
Formation of Symmetry
Micro-Dirt Detection
And Corrective Discipline!"
He pointed at a disciple's shoes.
"YOUR LEFT SHOELACE IS 2 MILLIMETERS LONGER—FIX IT!"
The disciple fainted.
Auntie Bao smiled warmly.
"He'll fit right in."
Aurelius nodded with approval.
"His perception of filth is excellent."
Lazy-chan hid behind Miyu.
"Host… you're building a literal hygiene army…"
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⭐ 4. System Confirmation
The system chimed again.
> [Attendant #3 Summoned Successfully]
Name: Elder Orchid
Title: Cleanliness Sentinel Instructor
Rank: Heavenly Stage (Alignment Specialist)
Active Attendants:
1. Aurelius — Sterile Gatekeeper
2. Auntie Bao — Disciplinary Elder
3. Elder Orchid — Cleanliness Sentinel
Lazy-chan (System Assistant — Not counted as summoned attendant)
Remaining Summon Tickets: 0
Gu Wenhai cried into his sleeve.
"Three… THREE of them… Our sect won't survive…"
Lin Ruyin whispered:
"At this point… dirt itself is afraid of us…"
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⭐ 5. Elder Orchid Begins Instruction (Spine-Breaking Edition)
"ALL DISCIPLES—LINE UP!" Elder Orchid commanded.
They lined up.
He frowned.
"CROOKED! ALL OF YOU ARE CROOKED!"
He snapped his fingers.
"POSTURE CORRECTION!"
CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!
Twenty disciples screamed as their spines realigned perfectly.
Jin Haru coughed blood.
"I saw heaven…"
Lin Ruyin cried.
"My skeleton is being trained…"
Liang Yuefeng said nothing.
He ascended spiritually out of trauma.
Auntie Bao clapped proudly.
"Well done, Orchid."
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⭐ 6. Murim World Reactions
Rumors exploded once again across the continent.
⭐ Northern Titan Sect
"Another clean freak monster?!
Dustwind is forming an army!"
⭐ Azure Moon Clan
"I can feel my spine hurting from here…"
⭐ Heavenly Tyrant Academy
"Hmph! A weak sect summoning random weirdos—"
Messenger:
"Master! Their new attendant can detect a dirty footprint from 500 meters and correct posture by force!"
"…Continue surveillance."
⭐ Demon Realm
"THE AIR SMELLS CLEAN AGAIN—AAARGH!!"
⭐ Abyss Demon Lord
Deep in the abyss:
"STOP MAKING THOSE CLEAN FREAKS!!!
MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!"
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⭐ 7. Dustwind Sect Ascends (in Cleanliness and Fear)
Auntie Bao wrapped Miyu with a warm blanket.
"My sweet girl, you now have another protector."
Elder Orchid bowed deeply.
"MASTER!
I SHALL PURIFY YOUR SECT TO PERFECTION!"
Aurelius continued scanning the skies.
"No impurity will enter."
Miyu yawned softly.
"…Everyone is loud."
The disciples cried.
"SORRY, ANCESTOR MIYU!!! WE'RE TRYING!!!"
The Dustwind Sect was no longer weak.
It was becoming…
The Clean Freak Fortress of Murim.
And soon—
the world would face them
at the Grand Assembly.