Night hung silently over Dustwind Hidden Valley.
But the stillness did not last long.
From Miyu's courtyard…
a faint ripple of power spread outward.
Pure, ancient, perfectly ordered aura—
the kind that didn't merely exist,
but gently corrected reality as it passed.
Tiles straightened.
Grass aligned.
Clouds shifted into symmetrical spirals.
Auntie Bao's broom shook on its own, trying to salute.
Solene hovered quietly beside Miyu, glowing like a soft sunrise.
Lazy-chan hid behind a rock.
"WAAAH—!! HOST, YOU'RE LEAKING ANCIENT POWER—!! TURN IT DOWN OR THE GODS WILL—"
Miyu opened her eyes.
Calm.
Sharp.
Awakened.
"Lazy-chan," she said softly,
"you have five seconds to stop screaming before I purify your voice."
Lazy-chan immediately switched to silent mode.
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⭐ 1. The Sterility Immortal Notices
Far, FAR across the Jade Sky Realm…
A sterile white palace trembled.
A mountain of disinfectant flames flickered.
The Sterility Immortal—proud, cold, immaculate—jerked upright.
"…That aura."
He clenched his fist.
"That child's seal is cracking again."
His eyebrow twitched harder than a millipede breakdancing.
"That filthy CLEAN brat—how dare she awaken AGAIN without my permission?!"
A servant approached cautiously.
"Immortal… should we ignore—?"
"NO," he hissed.
"We send her a gift."
The servants paled.
Not the "gift."
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⭐ 2. The Attack Gift Arrives
Back in Dustwind—
BOOOOOOOM!!!
A rupture cracked through the night sky.
A massive box wrapped in sterile-white ribbons fell from a dimensional tear.
Lin Ruyin screamed.
Jin Haru fainted.
Aurelius rushed in with a bleach-soaked sword.
"MASTER!! UNKNOWN PACKAGE—99.8% SUSPICIOUS—SHOULD I PURIFY IT?!"
Auntie Bao smacked his head.
"No! What if it's something important?!"
Lazy-chan peeked out.
"Host… uh… this looks like a Sterility Immortal-grade 'I hate you' gift…"
The ribbons wriggled ominously.
A seal glowed:
"TO: PATIENT ZERO OF MY STRESS
FROM: THE STERILITY IMMORTAL"
Miyu blinked.
"…Patient zero?"
Solene frowned.
"How rude."
Miyu calmly stepped forward.
"Open."
The box burst open—
SHAAAAA—!!!
A tidal wave of sterile wind shot out, carrying needles of purifying qi aimed straight at Miyu's face.
The attack screamed:
"DIE CLEANLY!!!"
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⭐ 3. Miyu Defends Without Trying
Miyu lifted her pillow lazily.
FWUMP.
Every needle vanished.
The sterile wind reversed direction.
The attack folded itself neatly like laundry.
Auntie Bao gasped.
"She ironed an attack… with a pillow."
Aurelius fell to his knees.
"Master's defensive brilliance… flawless…"
Lazy-chan shook like a wet squirrel.
"HOST!! YOU JUST DEFLECTED A HIGH-IMMORTAL SPELL!!!"
Solene's spark glowed proudly.
"Of course she did."
Miyu sighed, bored.
"Messy."
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⭐ 4. Miyu Sends the Gift Back
She flicked her pillow gently.
Just a flick.
POOF—!!!
The entire attack condensed into a neat, perfectly sanitized cube the size of a rice cracker.
She tapped it once.
"Return to sender."
The cube shot into the sky like a divine bullet.
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⭐ 5. The Sterility Immortal Suffers Emotional Damage
At the Sterile Palace—
The rice-sized cube punched through seven walls,
split the air purifier,
and exploded into a bright message:
"Your technique was slanted.
Please clean up your handwriting."
—Miyu
The Sterility Immortal screamed so loudly
three constellations changed shape.
"SLANTED—?!
SLANTED?!?!
SHE DARED CRITIQUE MY DIVINE ALIGNMENT?!?!"
He threw a chair.
The chair sanitized itself mid-air and apologized.
His servants fled.
His palace trembled.
"I WILL ERASE THAT CHILD—
AFTER I FIX MY HANDWRITING—
NO—AFTER I ERASE HER FIRST—
NO—AFTER I ERASE HER THEN FIX MY—
ARGHHHH!!!"
He stomped so hard the floor polished itself.
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⭐ 6. Aftermath in Dustwind
Back in the valley—
Miyu returned to her seat with a soft sigh.
"That was annoying."
Aurelius bowed.
"Master, forgive me for failing to pre-clean the attack."
Auntie Bao hugged her.
"My sweet baby, next time Grandma will swat the Immortal's gift!"
Lazy-chan sobbed.
"H-Host… you just made the Sterility Immortal your arch nemesis…"
Solene smiled.
"He has always been inferior."
Miyu nodded.
"Mm.
His cleanliness is… sloppy."
The disciples fainted from the sheer audacity.
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⭐ 7. Ending — The Assembly Awaits
Solene's light flickered.
"Master… the world will notice today's event.
We must proceed to the Grand Assembly soon."
Miyu yawned softly.
"Mm.
We'll go."
She stood, pillow in arms, aura calm yet ancient.
Dustwind Sect trembled with excitement and fear.
Because their ancestor just insulted an Immortal
and sent back his killing attack
like a poorly wrapped present.
And next…
They would step into the world stage.
Where the Sterility Immortal
was absolutely
waiting to murder her.