Lin Yu'an said seriously, "You know, six hundred years ago, during the Ancient Chinese Ming Dynasty, Zheng He had a fleet that sailed to the Western seas and brought back all kinds of treasures from around the world."
"Giraffes, lions, spices... they had everything, but when it came to turkey, they saw it but absolutely refused to bring it back."
Aliya and Emily were utterly confused by his nonsensical topic.
Lin Yu'an pointed to the turkey on the plate, his expression became extremely serious, he lowered his voice, and said word by word, "Because it was too hard to eat!"
"If Zheng He had brought this thing back and offered it to Emperor Yongle for a taste, haha, what is this stuff, so dry and tough and gamey!
"In his imperial rage, with one command, 'Guards! Drag the cooks and the fleet out, execute them, execute them!'
"Pfft—"
Aliya and Emily couldn't hold it any longer, bursting into laughter at his serious nonsense.
