"Three–nil! Arsenal have killed the game off! Ma'el finishes with 1 goal and 1 assist! On a day this worth celebrating, he grabs a goal!!"
"This is him—you can always see him on every pitch, at every moment, blasting the ball into the net, sprinting off to celebrate!"
"..."
Out by the touchline, Ma'el ran with powerful strides, his other hand making one of the classic celebration gestures in football.
It looked like the sign-language for the number three, but in Italian culture, this gesture carries a special meaning—"Look how great I am! How brilliant!"
Once upon a time, the Italian goal machine Tony used this celebration, and today, with not the slightest guilt, Ma'el brought it to the stage of the English Super League as his own celebration.
Reaching the sideline, he launched into a flamboyant backflip for his second celebration, then swept his right hand gracefully up to the sky, "Yeah.....!!"
